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[quote author=D-Explorer]I never wanted to waste my strength any further, you just lied lame right there, you wouldn't curve. . .you've got alot to learn baby![/quote]I love to learn baby, can you be my tutor...?


I actually lay there, trying to decipher what the heck you were doing.....how do you want to perform with something that is already tired and limp after just one explosion?
Gawd, I give up on your case.

xynerise: My belt?

nope, your pipe

xynerise: Dis one na new antelope o . She didnt get the game

*scratches head*
OMG! Yours is that long?

Sanb,
Would have loved to accept that but am not sure if I will be around tomorrow....cus the way nepa dey do us for this side, me no like am.

xynerise: Pipe like? what dangles between my legs is my loosed belt

.. I get.
What did you study in school?

[quote author=D-Explorer]It was, i tried stopping you. You came grinding, made me all wet, damn, i hate gels. . .i'm sorry i pushed you away [/quote]..all these not-man-enoughs that ''cums'' within 60 seconds into the game.
Who does that? Regret spending my night with you weakling.

xynerise: 9inches head, legs or what?

what the fvck are you? A toddler?
What do you call that pipe-like structure dangling inbetween your legs, uh?

xynerise: Ya he called u an ogre

...*whispers into his ear* actually, thats the name of his 9 inches.

xynerise: Ya he called u an ogre

...like I care if he calls me Donkey

[quote author=D-Explorer]Yeah, i understand! Missing me all night is hard, really hard [/quote]thats a very bad dream you having....wake up, sleepy head, you already wet your bed.

xynerise: Why are u not happy? Dont u have a 'toaster'' yet?

.. I am happy but the moniker and that post doesnt make me happy.

[quote author=D-Explorer]Hey Princess Fiona! [/quote]... I wonder why am not happy seeing this post.

Hello Hotdog..

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Because Mr. Cooldog isn't too comfortable with it [/color]

una no even agree before im leak the secret....smh.
Confused people.

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson][size=20pt]LIST OF MEN & THEIR LADIES[/size][/color]

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Murimoney and [color=#000030]Yungwizzzy[/color] to woo alutacontinua

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Last Apostle and [color=#000030]Ayobase[/color] to woo Dyt

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Slimmy05 and [color=#000030] Mcslize[/color] to woo Shollypopz

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Megatran and [color=#000030]homguy[/color] to woo sanb

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Speakdatruth and [color=#000030]Truckpusher[/color] to woo Sniperinadiaper

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Ikekings and [color=#000030]Dygeasy[/color] to woo Lupey

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bennyraz and [color=#000030]190[/color] to woo Agrika

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D-Explorer and [color=#000030]Eze Promoe[/color] to woo A lady

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Crown Prince and [color=#000030]dopeJemi[/color] to woo Gree-die

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playdude and [color=#000030]SoCal guy[/color] to woo Ishilove

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bejahisky and [color=#000030]emmy9ite[/color] to woo Caracta

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CFCfan and [color=#000030]Mr knowitall.[/color] to woo Dallas Cowgirl

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[size=18pt]ENTRY CLOSED![/size]

[color=crimson][size=32pt]WE HAVE ONLY 35 HOURS LEFT![/size][/color]

I thought Mr. Hotdog said ''the lady'' is mukina2.
Why havent you uploaded?

You went to have your bath and while enjoying your bath, NEPA did their usuals.....
On coming out of the bathroom, you found out that your grandma used your i-pad as candle stand.
What will be your initial and final reaction?

Enegod: they are suffering from Clinophobia-the fear of goind to bed

...and insomnia put together. What a bad combination.

So, some people spent the night here...smh.

Br3nd4: Hmmm my dear. She be Sniper wey dey wear Pampers
Our people say. . . . . . . . . . . . . .**what'd our people say?** . . . . . . . .okay never mind

akuko....goodnight sweetie

[quote author=D-Explorer]I don't want, you're wicked! [/quote]suit yourself...






Goodnight Love....

[quote author=D-Explorer]Damn! LOL. I'm not going on those rounds with you [/quote]well, I have something to render to you better than a goodnight kiss...

Br3nd4: Berra. . . .

wetin sef? Who be this woman you dey fear so? Abi she get 4 bre..ast?

Truckpusher: Aproko, wetin cocine for this kain quarrel now


shebi your husband nearly kill you because of this aproko job?

oh, so you watch that drama? That man na serious learner. Small goat wey wan fight lion. How is that possible?

Br3nd4:

Have you ever heard the name SniperInADiaper ?

Does the name not sound dangerous?

Sista, I take God beg you, no make madam Truckpusher see this ya post, mbok.

oops, sorry o.
Abeg Truckpusher, no see my post o.

[quote author=D-Explorer]More like your lies aint working on me. BTW, tell Princess Fiona, Hotdog says hi. . .girl, it's time to stay off NL. A goodnight kiss from you would stop any nightmare. . .my eyes are closed [/quote]I prefer kissing Hotdog, and not DX.
Its liquid is sweeter than your saliva.

Truckpusher: Fo000l! she say she no go pay ,where we wan get the money na?

As you hear enjoyment you forget say she dey marry Nl mod? ....oya back to kpomo business

Quit disgracing your wife in public nah, eh. As you no dey think of getting to Dubai, make she think am nah.
O ga eme gi vam na anya when she finally travels to Dubai.

[quote author=D-Explorer]When you say "Goodmorning". . .i got to go out and check. Enjoy the lies [/quote]um, excuse me? Are you now into confusion?

[quote author=D-Explorer]Can we marry Princess Fiona and Hotdog? A perfect combo if you ask me [/quote]oh no, the amnesia is back again.
Cant you remember? Princess fiona and hotdog are one and same.
You really need to remember.