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Clean Camry for sale. 2002 XLE for N1,350,000 and 2005 LE for N1,450,000. Both are blue color. Call 08078787000 for viewing and more details. These vehicles just cleared and ready to go. Thanks.

Kindly help check Vin# 4T1BE46K78U743846 thanks,

Kindly help check Vin# 4T1BE46K78U743846 Thanks,

Mcfemad: Why not. Check ur mail. I got married @ the registry last month and all went well.

kindly send me the number pls. Thanks.

kaysonauto: Very interested. More Pictures please..

Pls call 08078787000. 2002 model also available.

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Just cleared. Available for sale immediately. ikorodu road, Lagos. Very clean, one owner vehicle,ice cold a/c, power locks and windows, cd, remote, 2 original keys, brand new spare tire, jack and much more. Call 08078787000 for viewing and test drive.

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I will like to inquire the cost to clear a 2005 Kia sportage from NJ. Vessel is arriving next week.

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Call 08078787000 or pin 2ABACD74 if interested. N85000. From Canadian carrier. Available immediately in Lagos. Phone is unlocked for any carrier.

someone kindly email me the maggi e-book plssssssss
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So I am tired of my glasses and contacts! I am seriously considering lasik eye correction. I only have mild myopia (-1.25) from extensive computer use and studying. I would love to hear feedback for anyone that has undergone the surgery, was it worth it? any side effects I should know about?

It is totally cheap in Canada right now, less then a $1000 for both eyes, my glasses and contacts cost about as much every 2 years. and my job insurance is willing to cover half the cost

I really don't have any excuse except that I am scared of shooting laser down my eye.

I really would love to hear from previous laser candidates.

Thanks guys!

A lot of drugstore make up 

well until I discovered loreal colorstay and maybelline superstay foundation !

Get any of these, you will thank me later  

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This thread has gotten me in stifles! Kids really do say the darndest things eh,
Don't have kids but here are some funny things kids have said.

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't, dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."
A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy."

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After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin.
At last she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings.
As she left the room, she heard her three-year-old say with a trembling voice, "Who was that?"

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An acquaintance of mine who is a physician told this story about her then four-year-old daughter. On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. Be still, my heart, thought my friend, my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!
Then the child spoke into the instrument: "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?"

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A new neighbor asked the little girl next door if she had any brothers and sisters. She replied, "No, I'm the lonely child."


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I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me, and always she was correct. But it was fun for me, so I continued. At last she headed for the door, saying sagely, "Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of these yourself!"


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The child was a typical four-year-old girl -- cute, inquisitive, bright as a new penny. When she expressed difficulty in grasping the concept of marriage, her father decided to pull out his wedding photo album, thinking visual images would help. One page after another, he pointed out the bride arriving at the church, the entrance, the wedding ceremony, the recessional, the reception, etc.
"Now do you understand?" he asked.
"I think so," she said, "is that when mommy came to work for us?"

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A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between the pages.
"Momma, look what I found!" the boy called out.
"What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked.
With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered: "I think it's Adam's suit!"

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My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?" I mentally polished my halo while I asked, "No, how are we alike?"
"You're both old," he replied.

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A class professor was giving a lecture on company slogans and was asking his students if they were familiar with them.
"Joe," he asked, "which company has the slogan, 'come fly the friendly skies'?"
Joe answered the correct airline.
"Brenda, can you tell me which company has the slogan, "Don't leave home without it?"
Brenda answered the correct credit card company with no difficulty.
"Now John, Tell me which company bears the slogan, 'Just do it'?"
And John answered, "Mom."

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chaircover:
Back to the days when inner London girls used to get pregnant so that they could jump up the housing list for a damp council flat in sunny Hackney.

These happens a lot in Toronto and especially amongst Somalian/ Ethiopian women. The government gives them a car- minivan and a town house if they have more than 3 kids on welfare, these people make babies like crazy,

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Snoring- just hearing the word makes me cringe. I am a very light sleeper, so any kind of noise justdoesn't cut it. I can hear the next door neighbor snore sometimes and it sure keeps me awake, can't imagine living with someone that does.

Talk to your husband about seeing a sleeping disorder specialist, I believe they are called Pulmonologist. In the mean time get some ear plugs and some breathing strips for him. Goodluck.

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