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Wait oooo
Lanicky in barely 10days thread don reach 110?
Na how e happen abeg? Oya adjust that list put my name sharp sharp

harlos: pishure or idonbelieveit

Pishure of wetin na?
Where dem dey call me the name?

dre11: mah day was great
what the stori behind ur moniker self

nickname in secondary school
"Charming damsel" so I took out d c in charming & added to damsel & viola

Xtarxhyne: Teeo....Bukatto(ma stubbrn fwnd)....We nid u

Call them ooo

King Tom: Abeg oo

U mean I can kill u?

Xtarxhyne: King Tom nko?

I never see/feel his magic fingers

Teeo or bukatto will do just fine.
If u can get me either one of 'em chei it will make my night o

dre11: we are messing around tooo
like u


okiess
atleast we got a reply

what did I miss?
How was your day?

Xtarxhyne: fyn jawe

urs?

fine o,stressed I need someone to massage me,teeo went abroad for business

harlos: I cdamsel damsel c me

C remix of my name oooo
T or D

Xtarxhyne: ...

how did your day go sweetie?

Xtarxhyne: Mine

I no need ask
Baby oku in amelica

You have been watching way too much romantic movies

To me It doesn't really matter,bottom line is that you both are getting married.

Most times we hold on to the inadequate things & forget that which really matters.
Whether or not he gives a grand proposal it doesn't mean your relationship will be sugar coated.

dre11: Goodmorning all
Miracy.. U ran yesterday
Cdamsel..... did i see u yesterday
harlos....... good job
Stenon....
Xtarxhyne........ u try wit dat dare
Miz mariah........ nah so hin de be nah
Creamish........ Greatings this moring
King tom........ Hope u don sweep floor 2day i no wan make that @farano girl see wetin she no suppose see
Miz tola, Odiafila, and the rest TGIF
out

I didn't run ooo,had issues that keep me preoccupied
I guessed I missed a lot,i can't go through all the pages

Whose dare sweet pass

Odilafta: Ayam back for all of you
Oya Dre11,cdamsel,miracy,mz mariah come and dare me

I dare u to take a shot of your ukwu 4 us to see

dre11: hum!!!
Speaking in codes so that all those who want to decode won't get
because the last time she speak not in parables....... cdamsel was on her neck

anyway all codes are understood and the u
keep it up

But I was just messing around na

Xtarxhyne: Yeeeepaaa..081

59mins

Xtarxhyne you 've got guts
Oya chop am

Xtarxhyne: same here

D

this girl u get mind dey choose dare oooo

I dare you to post your digits & leave it 4 1hr

Xtarxhyne: wats ur gr8st fear

scared of failure
I hate to fail

Xtarxhyne: Cdamsel lets play

T

Una lemme out of the game?

teeo: I like you the way you are.

Thanks so much,i hope u really mean that oooo
Don't go scoping another babe when I turn my back ooo

lanicky: OMG! I no get B&A *my post was an exaggeration*

Checkout my pics na

Btw....I think u're d most sexiest gal in Nigeria...with dat ur mammy water beauty..

While...Mz Mariah...Xtarxhyne...Lorlaahlozz nd blazing^love are d most sexiest gals on NL.

I'm ouutta here

this girl don kolo,lol
Who dash me mammy water beauty?confirmed village girl I be ooo

lanicky: If I catch u ehn..

cdamsel....abeg no mind her jere.

dave P....na only u waka come?

Gudnyt...every1..

I mind her ooo,i look pix
Omo c bobi,una really dey selfish during creation oooo

Una take both front and back leaving me with none

Creamish: Dem send u?

calm down sissy
You have 'em both

mz mariah: You no tell me say u marry any man called amebo o

modify your post jare

mz mariah: I'm innocent. I'm ukwuless as flat as a paper. lanicky is ukwuly endowed and she has figure 8.5. I miss that thread

Babe ping me now. gat one amebo to tell u

U know amebo is my hobby

dre11: before ko.... u wan talk say no before....
I hope say u don take style rest small

tell me..... do u love to eat solid because most ladies no like am abi na because u no get options
ehe....... wetin do u why u wan share man with creamish......

Abi, u wan use style vex somebori

I even sleep sef,i needed it mehn

I eat solids na,but sometimes I just go off especially when it's okro or onugbu soup*yuck

I like the same men creamish like ,she just dey gather them

mz mariah: She is ukwuly endowed

no b una 2? Selfishly collect the who ukwu leaving us straight

mz mariah: Mama maria no even vex

Don't worry u will know say she vex when she tell you to trek to delta

lanicky: *clears throat*
Twas a sunny day...*jeez! Can't even write a story*

We met on Nl..nd heck! he was too serious for my liking..u know I'm still young nd I want to chop d life of my head..lol

When he asked me out..I was like *I'm gonna teach him a lesson* as a naughty gal

oh well..I thought he was joking..until he called to tell me he's in my street already *I was shocked ..he came all d way from A****

My heart was dancing skelewu...I applied half dozen of pancake on my face...bt, when I looked into d mirror..I looked like my village masquerade..
I wiped off everything...nd I didn't apply anything on my face again. *I'm beautiful without make up*

To cut d long story short...I wore a mini gown..with *2 PANTS* yes 2 pants.

Elantracy...Mz Mariah
Ahn...ahn...don't laugh na
lemme explain jawe..

I wore 2 pant nd a tight because I'm ukwuly endowed...so I wanted to hide my ass inside the pant nd tight.. *bt...d thing still dey shake*

After about 50 minutes...I went to meet d guy..
Nd Wow!! Wow!! He was ««muuuaah»»

We went to Idanre hill together....I had madt fuuuuun.

He went back to A**** d following day nd I felt like crying...although I pretended as if I don't care. *women ego*

M no gonna say more than dat. *Xtarxhyne..amebo dat one don do*

WATCH OUT FOR PART 2

I'm looking forward to meeting more nlanders *especially my e family members*

MY NAME REMAINS Olanicky Wizkid

the bolded really cranked me up

mz mariah: Olubikatto nko?

why you dey always spoil my runs
Them send u from village?
Chei I can't play a fast 1 way she won't burst me,you don pack that soup finish set yarnsh 4 mumsi?
U in realy hot soup
What an irony