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Weeee:
A place which happens to be my state. I can't sit and watch anybody disrespect my state and its people for any reason. She has the right to type whatever she wants and I also have the right to defend my state and its people from liars who only require cheap popularity on nairaland. I can bet you that girl (who is not worth calling a lady) has not stepped her feet in Kogi State before, but she is here saying nonsense. Her state may be even worse.

okay i understand how you feel, trust me Modsenemy is a nice lovely lady. sorry for what she said earlier.....ok?
Lets peace reign abeg

Weeee:
Cruel set of people at where and where? At which busstop? Only fools generalize my dear. There are three tribes in Kogi State, if you need to be tribalistic, then do well to mention the particular tribe you are talking about. Don't comment for commenting sake because that's what fools do and they always end up saying nothing like you just did.

very bad way to talk to a lady

modsenemy or anyone has the freedom to type whatever they like..
you shouldnt call anyone a fool just because you are trying to defend a place.

hmmmm

RoyalBlak007:
end time tree

lol endtime tree

lalasticlala ishilove mynd44

The other day a STRANGE COW REFUSED TO DIE AFTER ITS HEAD NECK HAD BEEN CUT


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLRrVqykOSA


Nairalanders what do you think?

Could this be normal? Tree self no wan die


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D66uFAitIg

source: http://afriwap.com

krattoss:
so in actuall sense.. the probability of me being the lucky sperm was 0.0000000001...


chai this world sef..


chai this world sef..

you can say that again

Frontpage mods, check it out.

I GUESS YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW THIS BEFORE
LETS GET STARTED.

A large majority of them are abnormal!
https://cdn.wittyfeed.com/10316/snmr5yb8bvk77bsb8fhw.jpeg
Almost 90% of an ejaculation contains sperms that are malformed. Actually, they do not even need to be perfect as sperms of one person are not supposed to compete with those of another person.

Sperms respond to the food a man eats!
https://cdn.wittyfeed.com/10316/o9tzlgkathi5egq0kzsf.png
Vitamin C is said to be very beneficial for sperm health. Also, the men who ate whole grain cereals are supposed to have more sperm concentration and motility.

Father-son relationship!
https://cdn.wittyfeed.com/10316/200/fkvlhd0yb5j3hdxmlhmm.jpeg
The Y-chromosome is responsible for making every male a male. The Y-chromosome refuse to mix with any other chromosome.

Man need to climax regularly for having healthy sperm!
https://cdn.wittyfeed.com/10316/cxh0c7zavbvnn77k78dp.jpeg
A man needs to climax at least 4-5 times in a month to keep the quality of his sperms up.

Sperms wear a casing
https://cdn.wittyfeed.com/10316/97xmhhsxjgtpsc1xojii.jpeg
The casing is called Acrosome. When the sperms hit the egg, acrosome releases a chemical that helps in melting down the outer shell of the egg to enter it.

Sperms can live for days and they love cold climate inside!
https://cdn.wittyfeed.com/10316/9iknav3bgjtuy0jmnx6d.jpeg
Sperms can live for 5 days inside a woman in ideal conditions. Also, the sperms love it cold, as they prefer to produce in a temperature 7 degrees lesser than the body temperature.


Two-Third of the population of the United States!
https://cdn.wittyfeed.com/10316/javadbttpv3miad0mhcl.jpeg
A single ejaculation, which usually is of half a teaspoon, contains around 200 million sperms in it. That is equal to the population of Brazil!

Lance Armstrong lost a testicle to Cancer, but still had two babies
https://cdn.wittyfeed.com/10316/zmjncf14uanivx8vmpkb.jpeg
This proves that one testicle is enough to involve in a successful reproduction. The other testicle is just present as a compensation.

Poor lifestyle choices have their own consequences!
https://cdn.wittyfeed.com/10316/ym8mnhqjcvvxrtulwscj.jpeg
The sperm health can seriously degrade if you are a chain smoker or if you consume alcohol in more than a limit. Share and teach your friends with the facts.

STOLEN FROM: http://afriwap.com/general-discussion/amazing-facts-you-should-know-about-the-spermatozoa/new/#new come arrest me

cc: Lalasticlala mynd44

hmmm timidapsin come see oh

Larrysung:
those rats in my house are genius... They dust the poisons of trapped fish and eat...they dont eat leftovers o.. Some times... Most annoying... THEY SNORE

lol...

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nairaland mods smh
na this kind topic suppose dey front page..

Frontpage mods
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Adsense jare even tho they never verify my site for second phase

Bleep?

any compt sci here? i had 45 abeg what are my chances

yorme: I will be working on something like that in few days time. Hope you are still interested?

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Describe your house rat in one word and your funny experiences with them
[img]http://niccollsanddimes.files./2011/04/rat.jpg[/img]
Attributes of those mother F*ckers in my house
Fast
Skillful
Smart
And Fertile
Hobbies
Dancing
Watching Tv (Especially Nat geo wild)
Stealing food from the Flask (cause they dont eat food that already drops the floor, they feel its not hygienic)

Fighting
When they start fighting the house won't be at rest until we seperate them using Stone or Cane
Lemme stop for Now

Do you think your House Rats are more crazier than mine?
Describe them below..
I hope the mod finds this interesting