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Mr. Jasper is pls is dia anyway i can contact u in oda to get tips for starting up my own cucumber farm? I stay in PH. email: bemmanuel96@gmail.com

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Stopped reading at no 11, but it is only a fool that will meet a guy on day one and start dating him on day 2

18 true naija facts
1. No be everybody wey fall
for church get demon inside, some are just
sleepy that's all
2. U acepted HIS engagement
Ring 5yrs ago & till now no wedding date.My
Dear u r not 'Lord of D Rings' Return his
Ring&move on or aRe u a learner?
3. You don't need to always shout to be
known!!
EVEN without advert!! GaRRI STILL sELL pass
indomie
4. Supporting arsenal and super
eagles will kill you faster than bullet. .
5. You have slept with over 10 girls without
protection yet you go to the barbers shop
with your personal clipper. What are you
preventing
6. Arsenal tactic: pass, pass,
pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, lose the ball,
goal kick. Pass, pass, pass, shoot and miss.
And repeat.
7. Don't get excited when a girl
starts calling you Boo!! Boo might be a short
Form for OloriBooruku..
8. If KUKERE were to
be nigeria anthem, as a student will u miss
assembly?
9. Shout Out To All The Guys Dat
Borrows Money Just To Impress their
Girlfriends,Just keep It Up,The Lord Is Ur
Strength
10. 'Boobs And Ass' May Give You
Boys And Money, But Brains And Ambition Will
Give You Respect And Achievements!
11. A man is d bread winner,but a woman
should
at least win d akara,so dey can eat bread and
akara together,man shall not live by bread
alone
12. You boyfriend is on BBM, Twitter,
2go, Baddo, skype, pinshare, sharepin,
pinbook, badoo, Facebook....believe me he is
cheating on you
13. To understand some
people in Nigeria, you have to start watching
animal planet
14.A guy asked u for sex and u
asked, "Do u Love me?". What do u expect him
to say or Are U a LEARNER ?
15. Shout Out to
the guys who will walk 5 rows from their seat
just to hold a fine girl when pastor says "HOLD
UR NEIGHBOUR"
16. If you can't take care of
Her, let Her go.. na love she go chop??
17.Dating all these Azonto Boyz does not
make
You a future mother....SO, Ladies wise up
18. How many girls can say amen to dis
prayer.
May your son be treated the way u treat other
guys...Can I hear A Big Amen?

f****g smart...u try wella

Wat is Facebook....... -??
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Its when a boy posts a joke He
gets No Response .........
&
When a Girl Posts the Same Joke,
She gets (60 likes),
(35 frnd requests),
(20 Private Msg)&
(80 Comments on how Sweet She
is and how Funny the Joke
was .......

ALL NA D SAME
U buy eggroll N150, I buy buns
N15, boil
one egg N30, all na N45...money.no.fit.waste
#
lol.
U buy 5 alive N250, I buy orange+mango
+pineapple N80
naira..my
own get natural nutrient..
Nepa cut ur light,
U pay N2000
sharperly, I wait, call electrician for
nite 4 N200 fix my wire back..
U pay 5k go
watch 2face 4 show,
I buy him cd N100,stay room play and sing
along!Money.no.fit.waste!
U dey chop pop corn of N1000
4 cinema and I deychop
N10 popcorn 4 house
dey watch tv..shey our mouth
dey move, movie dey show go!Money no fit
waste na#
U fix 100k brazillian hair, I buy
N100 xpression attachment, I
fine pass u...n guys no knw d difference #lol!
U pay N50 to watch match in a
viewing centre, I stand outside
to watch d match all na d same.....
U buy bb torch 95k,I buy
storm 15k, shey all of us get
pin?Abeg I no fit shout!!!!=)All na de same..!
;DALL NA D SAME
U buy eggroll N150, I buy buns
N15, boil
one egg N30, all na N45...money.no.fit.waste
#
lol.
U buy 5 alive N250, I buy orange+mango
+pineapple N80
naira..my
own get natural nutrient..
Nepa cut ur light,
U pay N2000
sharperly, I wait, call electrician for
nite 4 N200 fix my wire back..
U pay 5k go
watch 2face 4 show,
I buy him cd N100,stay room play and sing
along!Money.no.fit.waste!
U dey chop pop corn of N1000
4 cinema and I deychop
N10 popcorn 4 house
dey watch tv..shey our mouth
dey move, movie dey show go!Money no fit
waste na#
U fix 100k brazillian hair, I buy
N100 xpression attachment, I
fine pass u...n guys no knw d difference #lol!
U pay N50 to watch match in a
viewing centre, I stand outside
to watch d match all na d same.....
U buy bb torch 95k,I buy
storm 15k, shey all of us get
pin?Abeg I no fit shout!!!!=)All na de same..!

RIHANA IS DEAD.
Rihana died yesterday around 7:15pm.
According to a reliable source, she was said
to die after an unsucessful operation that was
performed on her recently.
Her burial is to be fixed during the weekend.
Rihana is a girl of 22 years frm Calaber Cross
Rivers state.