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lepasharon: She's pretty tho...so wat happens when they break up?

She'll put hate on her forehead

chimerase2: Is very beautiful I luv it

Lol! Do ur own too nah

Dayhorla: This one don pass tattoo o na facial mask

Abi, whyt pple n deir stupidity sha. D girl just spoilt her face for notin

Tallesty1: Typing my own.

Feel free to do so

Real Stress?
You stop and pick up a nice hitchhiking girl.
Suddenly she loses consciousness and you
take her to a hospital. This is STRESS! In the
hospital you are being told that she is
pregnant and doctors start congratulating
you with the future newborn.You explain that
just an hour ago you have seen her for the
first time in your life, but she starts telling that
you are the father. This is a BIG STRESS
already. You require for a DNR analysis and
they make it. Then the doctors tell you silently,
that actually, you can't be a father since you
are genetically sterile (genetically cannot
produce children). This is a STRESS, combined
with a relief. On your way back home you
remember, that you have three kids. That's
what the REAL STRESS is. P.S. What do you do
to your wife when you get home?

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
"can kids of our age have kids?" Teacher replied " NO Never!!" Boy said to girl :
"see i told you not to worry!!!!".

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Wo!!!! Wen m tru wit him his moda wil nt recognize him again

MrTAnonymous: One day,Messi brought a girl 2 his house.So d girl went 2 d bathroom 2 UnCloth,when she came back to d bedroom,she saw 2 guys wit Messi lying on the bed.So she asked him what was going on.There Messi replied;I can't do anytin except i'm assisted by xavi and Iniesta.

LOL !!!!!!!

Dude m still sittin here wif a straight face

Choiii !

Funniez: There's notin like a man there

Who TLD u

It's Jesus

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