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Na men be gee, their preek no get electric

ppogba:
You that your house is far, why not take Okada there and make quick money?

Barbecue dey hungry u chop?
If I burn , u fit chop me finish, cos I know I am delicious

MrGerald:
Do you know when you open your hotspot to another user, it'll consume lots of data because it'll be connected as Wi-Fi and most of the updates queuing in the background would start automatically.

We know this,
Mtn is lying to cover face, their data rate is expensive, I don dey browse on phone since 2005 and broke the record by being the first in Nigeria to browse on NEC mobile phone back in 2006 when even all network providers couldn't get NEC e228,e313,e616 etc browse, it's the same NEC e313 I used to source out on Google till I found Seun nairaland May 2006 and registered, Seun suppose buy me car, I swear,
I upgraded to symbian Nokia 6680, N70, n73, n78, n79, n80, 6220 classic,5800 music express before ending up with blackberry 9860
Mtn is lying to u, they will tell u 10kobo per kilobyte but u will be billed 50kobo per kilobyte and u won't know,
Tell me, how do u calculate ur kilobyte per page u visit?
Who get that time to dey calculate, so...they rip u off

Bluntguy:
All those are true. We know, but you still steal data.

It's a lie,
I know more of phone from back days of java, symbian, blackberry os then came andriod,
Mtn do it on purpose, they need more money, drain ur data fast so I will pay for another subscription,
I put off all my apps , even have data eye on my phone to help block any app from consuming data in background, u can't use 3gb data for 1week and half,
But back days of symbian Nokia, u can use 200mb for a month

Most of u here are saying this cos u are not there,
If u house no far from there and u think twice 70k minimum wage wey no by shoe, u have school fees, house rent etc and most urgent,u never see nepa light for 3days and meat dey spoil inside ur fridge, and u manage to own a generator,
U will surely carry that big blue drum wey u dey take store water for house and made sure it's fill u with fuel

I don't even know how u guys see ur leaders stealing u bllind, their children travelling abroad usa with no hassle, even in this trump blockages, wike son still travels any how,
I can't understand how some of u enjoy politicians of any tribe or state cheating, using , Stealing from u, enjoying their life, driving the most expensive parts cars and u and ur children are struggling to eat, u can hardly afford school fees and rent,
Come ooo na curse?
How do u guys sit and watch it happen?
A time will come, then it will be too late,

JapaToDNext:
I have known her before this particular incident

So we were catching up on old times.

She came and met me in my room in the hotel and we started talking and catching up on old time,so when it was late, told her to leave, that I needed to sleep, she refused and said I will pay her for time spent.
Then I asked her, did I invite you to my room,she said I must pay her for time spent

She gave two option: that I must sleep with her and pay her

Or

I pay her for her time spent in her room.

I refused, and before this.
I kept some small money in my bag which she stole, even after explaining to her, that I have no money on me, she still took it


Had no option, left her to sleep, she slept on the bed, while I slept on the chair

In the morning tried leaving the hotel, to get something downstairs, she blocked me and said I must pay her for sleeping in my room., carried bottle to hit me, I held her hand and we started fighting

The next thing she carried my small phone and decided to break it into two, even hitting it on the ground, but the phone did not spoil or break, tried even spoiling my Android phone when it was charging, but I resisted it. At the end, I had no choice than to pay her, so as to avoid the hotel management involvement and embarrassment.

Please be careful with this present women, they do not love u, they only care about money

Continue to lie,
All this happened in a hotel,
Na hotel Transylvania u go lodge, are there no workers there?
Ur story no add up oga

JapaToDNext:
Also she usually hang around Savemore

To do hookup, lodges at lobic hotel room 113 along port Harcourt road

She is very desperate and can do anything for money, beware of this person

And u haven't gotten her arrested, and u know all the places she hangs out, oga ur story no clear,
Person steal ur sim and co.
U have all her details and where she lodges and hang around and u have done nothing?

Toscarel:
But bugs bunny is older than that even if he was voice as a kid.

The first voice over died

TheChameleon:
" what's up, Doc? "
.

RIP bunny . Rest on

Haba bugs bunny no die na

U for add photo of legendary bugs bunny too na

Kmay123:
I’m Ghanaian girl who’s has been trying to visit Nigeria to buy stuffs to start my business but seeing things like this getting me scared and worried..hmm! I love Nigeria .

Are u coming to Nigeria to buy stuffs like u said or to come look for a boyfriend,
So what are u afraid of ?
U can come in the morning but what u need and go back same day

ajalawole:
don't be one sided. All human are evil. We don't know the number of abortions you have do, you Kpai someone too all in the name of abortion.

It's like u are new to this forum that u don't know nairaland celebrity Jennyclay

MEGAWATCH:
APC will start something and when others follow, they will start crying and calling FBI.


I still remember when they were hailing that olodo governor because of bad behavior, now northerners don learn work and wahala has started.


They gonna learn in a HARD WAY.



🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

exactly ,u will never see any other party poster in lagos except apc posters, what goes around comes back around

RandDigital:
Black SA government like UAE or Qatar (oil countries) can hire those Indian and white brains to develop their country and uplift the lives of black South Africans 🇿🇦🏆

Can Hunger-geria do that? 🇳🇬💩

All those skyscrapers in Dubai, were they built by Emiratis? You're a failure with top 10 global oil reserves 🇳🇬😂

see insult,
What u just said is embarrassing and annoying but basically still the truth.
Nigeria keeps disgracing them selves and want me to be proud of their bs

When u allow anything come into the country , why won't there be outbreak

favor914:
Yes o, ceejay80s will also blame him.

Haba wetin I do

donmixc:
Bola Shettima ATIKU is coming

what's the difference between shettima and atiku?
Ask atiku why he deleted the message he passed when Deborah was murdered in the north

Shettima u are not dubious but u were supposed to stop or end terrorists, are they not worse than ever now,
Bunch of useless fellows

Tinubu has destroyed this country,
Seun block me again for saying the truth

These people are using Nigeria money to build Lagos alone Incase separation comes,
tell me why more money is pent in Lagos than any other state,
Go to usa, all states are developed and that's why people don't run away from their state in USA, they only go for holidays in other states and return

What's the difference between FG, Lagos and tinubu

The bus driver knows something about it,
Make una go carry the driver and the other person that escaped, truth go come out

Offpoint1:
It has been a while I visited Nairaland. If someone told me 7 years ago there's a time I won't visit Nairaland in a day, talk more of a month I would have doubted it.

Any woman who ask you of money more than twice in 6 months is a liability, unless the money is business or health related.

Talk true, u had no phone, u just managed to get one of 1gb ram phone

Since this boy killed this girl we no hear word on nairaland, na so so " if she bills u"
She doesn't love u if she's demanding "
And stop giving women money" na him full nairaland front page

Jennyclay:
from iPhone 2 and you stop at XR right?

Well, I will recommend any model from iPhone 13 Pro Max and above to avoid any issues.

Android is nonsense .
Biko, Stop using nonsense phone

Eh?!! Talk am again,
Don't insult we android users madam,
My android phone has 2 screens ur iPhone has one

RolexOfGeneva:
Wouldn't it have been more appropriately done at home than in public?

And even at home a gbeborun neighbor might even be watching u through the window,
I am definitely sure the man hid somewhere while doing it and one nairaland gbeborún went to invade.
Just remembered this song now
Doin' it by LL cool j

eepeepook:
The faces and bodies I saw during Nairaland get-togethers were moulded by hunger, not gyms. Anybody can type lies on the internet.

U wicked and evil at same time lolz
Mouleded by hunger....that's why I don't attend any get together with unknown people, I like to dey my own

ajalawole:
Hmmm. My cousin did introduction all the way from Kwara to Kano October last year..
January this year, the lady say she isn't doing again. She gets married 3months later after breakup with my cousin.
I don't blame the lady, but most parents. Imaging Kwara to Kano state and her parents shamelessly accept another man from hir within 5month.

Where u read this one from?
Hints or hearts magazine?

boxypane:
Tears dropped from my heart when I read this yesterday. Love has waxed cold. Evil abound. These are times one need to be as wise as a serpent.

U mean u just knew yesterday ?
Na moon or Jupiter u dey live, u sure say na android phone u dey use and e no get FM radio?

Jennyclay:
May God continue to deliver us from evil men

In most cases, your “Ex” is ur number 1 enemy, I wonder why you break up with ur ex and you guys are still communicating especially when he spent heavily on you

The more you communicate with your ex, the more he keeps remembering how much he has spent on you and want a revenge

I know say u must talk even if u no get data, ur phone must deliver ur message by force