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SportsRe: John Obi Mikel Celebrates His 39th Birthday Today by ceejayluv(m): 2:33pm On Apr 22
Ojagun:
Happy birthday

John Obi "Slowbilis"

Mr Side-ways & Back-passer

Man wey go dey feign injury to avoid playing for super eagles so that he go play for chelsea fc.

Some of us no go ever forget.No amount of PR will ever white-wash the real story.angry
Hype favour the guy sha..
RomanceRe: Until You Are Married, You Are Single by ceejayluv(m): 2:03pm On Apr 19
But the Toto mileage no dey read single Sha....
CrimeRe: Police Arrest 47-Year-Old Man Trying To Transport Illicit Substances, Ice, Loud by ceejayluv(m): 6:19am On Apr 19
ppogba:
Kids talk.

Naija police are smarter than you can imagine.

To confirm, commit a crime.
They're smarter in Framing And extortion.
PoliticsRe: Presenters Who Express Opinions As Fact, Bully Guests Risk Sanctions, Says NBC by ceejayluv(m): 5:54am On Apr 19
blowjohn:
Imagine rufai asking a guest how many primary or secondary schools are in his state!

Like the heck??

Just because the guest is contesting for governorship O!
And is that a code violation?
CrimeRe: 24 Hours After, Opay Customer Awodoyin Returns ₦54,000 Of ₦100,000 by ceejayluv(m): 7:39am On Apr 18
babzo:
You are very gracious, definitely you are a good person.

I dont know the story, until now and still dont have details.

I can feel the pain of Chukwuebuka; but Awodoyin has definitely suffered shame in this . I dont think putting up her picture was necessary.
then she shouldn't divert someone's money next times
PoliticsRe: I Will Leave The ADC If The Party’s Primary Becomes Transactional - Obi Warns by ceejayluv(m): 10:21pm On Apr 13
You Better retire from there. You're an accomplished man. Nigerian politics too dirty.
CelebritiesRe: Davis Offor "Clarus" Dies At 85 by ceejayluv(m): 9:22pm On Apr 07
Kenobsky:
Hhhhhh
My amiable Clarus.
The boy of Glingory Otabing.
Honourable poor man of Otabong?

The honourable poor man of Checz kolokovakia?

Honourable poor man of Ukot Ekpene?

Ukaisa!

Report! In Zeburdaya Okoroigwe worgu alias 4:30.

Indomie generation how market?
You must be above 40-45 before you understand this program with the Song Elephant styleeee iyooo iyoooo, elephant styleee iyoooo iyoooo
No be only elephant style..... Lol
PoliticsRe: Power Crisis: Gencos Kick As Tinubu Approves ₦3.3 Trillion To Clear Legacy Debt by ceejayluv(m): 7:25am On Apr 06
Etila:
So dem dey listen to criticism...why wasting such money to offset debt when we can overhaul the entire power sector with such money.
If they didn't owe them in the First place, perhaps this money could have been used for overhauling
PoliticsRe: Jos attack carried out to embarrass Tinubu on his birthday - Cubana Chief Priest by ceejayluv(m): 5:32pm On Mar 31
Join APC and forfeit your senses.
PoliticsRe: Aba’s Garment, Footwear Industry Can Rival Oil Revenue — Peter Obi by ceejayluv(m):
OlujobaSamuel:
Smiles, this dude is high
Using textile and fabric to rival oil sector
The only thing that can come close to natural resources is talent, because the pricing is arbitrary, so a footballer or musician can be paid a ridiculous amount that is not determined by market value, same can't be said of any goods
it's far fetched.... But not totally impossible.
The value of the manufactured goods exported by Netherlands is like 5X of Nigeria's total oil revenue.
These are just manufactured goods ( 20 percent of All exported goods) , excluding machines, industrial equipment , Agricultural and other goods.
The Netherlands has a landmass of approximately our Southeast region's.
Like I Said, it's far fetched, but the possibility Is never Zero.
FamilyRe: “Avoid DNA Tests” — Odumeje by ceejayluv(m): 12:14pm On Mar 28
Does Igbo culture condone infidelity?
CrimeRe: Police Raid Black Spots In Warri, Uvwie, Jeddo And Ughelli; Arrest Suspects by ceejayluv(m): 8:32am On Mar 28
princeade86:
Kudos to our officers if they don’t arrest innocents people
They actually did and extorted not less than 120k each.
FoodRe: Nigerian Lady Left Shocked After Discovering Rat Inside Mall Meat Pie Display by ceejayluv(m): 6:58am On Mar 26
Na point and kill....
CareerRe: How Much Do You Need Monthly To Live Comfortably In Nigeria In 2026? by ceejayluv(m): 6:41am On Mar 26
GboyegaD:
Wow... that's serious. Is it possible you save before you spend and manage whatever is left to meet your expenses?
I've planned that any yearly appraisal increment will be channeled to savings.
CareerRe: How Much Do You Need Monthly To Live Comfortably In Nigeria In 2026? by ceejayluv(m): 9:02pm On Mar 25
GboyegaD:
When you write stable, what does that mean?
Meeting up with the barest basics, promptly. But hardly any savings . Not living in a major city.
CareerRe: How Much Do You Need Monthly To Live Comfortably In Nigeria In 2026? by ceejayluv(m): 6:06pm On Mar 25
I'm on 450k (net)., family of 5.
We're stable but not comfortable.
I'm eyeing 1.2M in the Short term and 3M+ monthly in the Long run to feel and be comfortable.
PoliticsRe: I Don't Believe In Alex Otti's Half Transformation — Sowore by ceejayluv(m): 2:03pm On Mar 23
But MNK is a Messiah abi?
PoliticsRe: Cooking Gas In Nigeria More Expensive Than Saudi Arabia, Russia, India, Others by ceejayluv(m): 6:18am On Mar 22
Richtaiwo:
Russia and Saudi Arabia are far wealthier than Nigeria, yet Nigeria’s population is nearly double that of Russia and more than triple that of Saudi Arabia.

To compare the minimum wage of Russia or Saudi Arabia with that of Nigeria is as senseless as placing the household of Dangote side by side with that of an overburdened vulcaniser struggling to provide for two wives and eleven children. That is foolishness.
In that case, why should our gas be more costly considering we have oil too and lower wages.?
Foreign AffairsRe: Kim Jong-Un Secures 99.93% Win by ceejayluv(m): 10:00am On Mar 20
Mattswaggz:
You mean I should check it in an anti NK platform?. cheesy cheesy cheesy .

I can see why ur likes can easily be brainwashed.
Let NK open their border for even 2 hours. Masses will flood to south Korea....
Foreign AffairsRe: Kim Jong-Un Secures 99.93% Win by ceejayluv(m): 7:32am On Mar 20
Mattswaggz:
More propaganda without evidence is all you're spewing.
Google it.
Foreign AffairsRe: Kim Jong-Un Secures 99.93% Win by ceejayluv(m): 10:55pm On Mar 19
Mattswaggz:
And who told you they don't have better food?. undecided .
They're malnourished. Everyone knows. A medical surgeon that managed to cross to south Korea under gunfire was treated in a hospital and mature tapeworms were found in his stomach.
Foreign AffairsRe: Kim Jong-Un Secures 99.93% Win by ceejayluv(m): 9:56pm On Mar 19
Mattswaggz:
Well......he might actually be loved by his people against the media narrative.

Big ups to him though from building his country's military info a formidable one.....at least anyone will think twice before considering bullying him.
Loved under duress. His people need Better food and economic upgrade.
Foreign AffairsRe: India Arrests 1 American & 6 Ukrainians For Terrorism Plots (Photos) by ceejayluv(m): 8:45pm On Mar 18
Anarchists everywhere....
IslamRe: Saudi Arabia Declares Friday For Eid As Nigeria Awaits Sultan by ceejayluv(m): 5:57pm On Mar 18
Muslims in the middle east didn't enjoy Ramadan this year.
TravelRe: Nigerian Man In UK Laments After Buying 53 Liters Of Fuel For £97 (Photo, Video) by ceejayluv(m): 6:55pm On Mar 17
DaddyJapan:
Not true^^^

1. UK minimum wage (2025–2026)

For most adults (21+), the UK National Living Wage is about £11.44/hour (gross).

2. Estimate tax deductions

On a minimum wage job:

You typically pay Income Tax (20%) after your personal allowance

Plus National Insurance (~8%)

Effective deduction is roughly 20–25% for low earners (can vary depending on total income)

A reasonable quick estimate:

Take-home pay ≈ £8.75–£9.15 per hour

Let’s use a midpoint: ~£9/hour after tax

3. Calculate hours needed

To earn £97.58 after tax:

97.58 ÷ 9 ≈ 10.84 hours

Source: ChatGPT
Even using minimum wage.... 53 litres is a day's job maybe be an hour or two overtime.

Compare 63k Naira for same quantity of fuel here as a percentage Minimum earnings.
TravelRe: Nigerian Man In UK Laments After Buying 53 Liters Of Fuel For £97 (Photo, Video) by ceejayluv(m): 6:52pm On Mar 17
DaddyJapan:
Not true^^^

1. UK minimum wage (2025–2026)

For most adults (21+), the UK National Living Wage is about £11.44/hour (gross).

2. Estimate tax deductions

On a minimum wage job:

You typically pay Income Tax (20%) after your personal allowance

Plus National Insurance (~8%)

Effective deduction is roughly 20–25% for low earners (can vary depending on total income)

A reasonable quick estimate:

Take-home pay ≈ £8.75–£9.15 per hour

Let’s use a midpoint: ~£9/hour after tax

3. Calculate hours needed

To earn £97.58 after tax:

97.58 ÷ 9 ≈ 10.84 hours

Source: ChatGPT
I wrote average , not minimum wage.
PropertiesRe: Our Landlord Is Diabolical & It Is Affecting All The Tenants Lady Cries Out by ceejayluv(m): 5:36pm On Mar 17
Cum4me:
oga you never really stay some wahala compound you go understand her pain. To even see money park Na wahala
It's the economy...
TravelRe: Nigerian Man In UK Laments After Buying 53 Liters Of Fuel For £97 (Photo, Video) by ceejayluv(m): 5:02pm On Mar 17
Dotherightthing:
Dullards have come again o

1. Minimum wage is NOT NGN70,000. After allowances added, it comes to NGN110,000

2. Many Nigerians earn far more than minimum wage(bankers, telcom workers, oil company workers etc etc).
Oya, calculate with 110k...
PoliticsRe: My Father Is Steering Nigeria In A Direction Never Seen Before - Seyi Tinubu by ceejayluv(m): 4:59pm On Mar 17
We can see that...
TravelRe: Nigerian Man In UK Laments After Buying 53 Liters Of Fuel For £97 (Photo, Video) by ceejayluv(m): 4:03pm On Mar 17
That's a 5 hour wage for an average paying job.
It's like complaining that 53 liters of fuel is 3k here.
EducationRe: Woman Shares How Her Twin Children Escaped The Yemco School Building Collapse by ceejayluv(m): 5:31pm On Mar 13
thesicilian:
Watch the video and see how fast it took for the entire building to come down. On a school day. And no single person died.
I watched the video of when the students were hurriedly evacuating the school before the collapse
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Will Become A Developed Country By 2045 – APC Chairman by ceejayluv(m): 3:02pm On Mar 13
See wet dream pool. Delusion.

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