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Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin Could Make Millions Of IPhones Blow Up If My Fears Are Right, Expert Warns by ceejayluv(m): 9:26am
timesupnababa:
Israel getting their azzes handed over to them by Hezbollah on the battlefield looks for cheap media propaganda movie to fool the gullible that they are winning. Over 35,000 Israeli IDF have been killed by Hezbollah since October but you wouldn't know cos there is a global gag order placed by Zionists. Israel would rather destroy itself than be exposed as a paper tiger. I laugh at mumu people here claiming Israel are invincible, Hezbollah send them to hell everyday. Russia don't need to blow up IPhone, Russia can destroy the whole world 10 times over in less than 30mins
Dey lie small small na ..

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Politics / Re: FG Investigates Earth Tremors In Mpape by ceejayluv(m): 6:54pm On Sep 18
Lalami3232:
Abeg oooooo, make natural disaster no reach here oooooo. But can any disaster be as bad as paternity fraud??
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall
Frankly, we ought to run the test whether you met her as a virgin or not. If you know how this economy has turned married women to hookup girls, you no go believe.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Mojtaba Amini, Iranian Ambassador To Lebanon Lost An Eye To Pager Blast by ceejayluv(m): 6:01pm On Sep 18
eepeepook:
Was he part of Hezbollah too? I’m beginning to believe the explosions were devices reaching their end of life. The media is fond of sensationalizing otherwise ordinary events. Poor civilians labeled terrorists by the Jewish media. Tufia! Whoever controls information controls power at the end of the day.
And virtually all the devices failed and exploded at the same time?. What's the probability of that occuring?

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Food / Re: What Is The Maximum Time You Spend Eating A Meal? (pictures) by ceejayluv(m): 3:18pm On Sep 18
Lunch break at work - 10 mins.
At home or outing: 15 mins and above
Health / Re: Blindsight: Elon Musk Invents A Device That Will Enable The Blind To See by ceejayluv(m): 3:12pm On Sep 18
Mayflowa:


Elon Musk is African. He is from South Africa
Well , he's White.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Very Wealthy, Can’t Loot Nigeria’s Treasury – Ayodele Olawande by ceejayluv(m): 6:24pm On Sep 16
Why do I have the feeling that the money he saw was from Lagos state Treasury?... I ponder. 🤔
Politics / Re: Tinubu Gives Each Minister 1,200 Bags Of Rice To Distribute As Palliatives by ceejayluv(m): 10:40pm On Sep 15
Rice Kimono on the beatz...

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Politics / Re: NNPCL Confirms Buying Petrol At ₦898 Per Liter From Dangote Refinery by ceejayluv(m): 10:37pm On Sep 15
lithiumnigeria:


When we tried to explain this thing 5 years ago, we were called enemies of progress.
Refining PMS worldwide is a very very low margin business. Refineries normally take like 4-5 Months Forward PMS Off-take Contract so that they can also do forward purchase of crude. It’s a liquidity business.
Somehow, Nigerians were erroneously convinced that it will be cheaper.

As it is, it is obvious that NNPCL is even doing Dangote a favour by being the sole offtaker.
Dangote needs liquidity. Only NNPCL can give him.
The important thing is that we Will hopefully stop the idiotic importation of petroleum products. It's one good step. I hope More Local refineries spring up so we can ban importation totally. We need to tilt that Balance of trade in our favor.
Health / Re: Nigerians Can No Longer Afford To Buy Drugs – Pharmacists by ceejayluv(m): 7:11am On Sep 15
Freetech:
Shameless professionals

The cost of drugs is on the high side because pharmacist refuse to produce drug locally with locally available raw materials.

Most of the drug in Nigeria are of low quality as ll from China and India.

Currency devaluation objective is to reduce and divert economy from import to export.
Manufacturing industry has been effected by the economic slump as well. May & Baker sef jakpa.

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Politics / Re: I Won’t Support Fubara In My Political Life Again - Wike by ceejayluv(m): 10:11pm On Sep 13
masseratti:
Most of all this up there quoting up there are clowns ..am not a fan or wike nor his governor Fubara but in mybowm books all wrongs are not right Wike said some congent things ..but at the same time I think he is not right... governors and Presidents should not be using state resources to be funding political parties.mits very wrong ,also if someone build a structure and elevate you to a position.. unless that person that helped you is doing something criminal to the dictate of the constitution..you have to honor the people or person that helped you there .
Diverting state resources to a godfather is a financial crime.

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Politics / Re: Fuel Hike: I Wonder Where This Guy Keeps His Fuel Now; Funny 2022 Post Trends by ceejayluv(m): 9:50pm On Sep 09
Guy man go don jakpa....

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Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye's Wife, Ifeoma’s Baby Shower In US (Video) by ceejayluv(m): 7:48pm On Sep 09
Zooposki:
The lesson learnt here is that you should never suffer with any man. Hope Nigerian ladies will grow sense. Don’t be like the foolish Anita (RudeBoy’s first wife).

Dont derail your destiny for any man.
Dont be a housewife to any man.
Pursue your career like a man does.

In all you do, pursue money like a man. Be financially free. Don’t pursue any man but pursue money. Men should be ready to forego their careers and take care of any kids they want.
Anita cashed out Big time and benefited lots from psquare success.

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Politics / Re: No Food, No Fuel, No Power, No Forex, No Hope by ceejayluv(m): 10:45am On Sep 09
Proudlyngwa:
grin
Another day , another Reason to wail

If only people can come together and brainstorm productive ideas.

The negative energy generated from constant complain is overwhelming.
We elected government officials to do the brainstorming And bring solutions. They have the constitutional edge. They should carry the citizens along and ask for ideas as well.
Family / Re: Why Some Nigerian Men Are Not Biological Fathers Of Their Children – Psychologis by ceejayluv(m): 8:31am On Sep 09
Dr. Juliet .....?. I stopped reading there.

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Politics / Re: How Reno Omokri Slapped & Beat Me - Ex-Wife, Tuokpe (Pix) by ceejayluv(m): 9:01pm On Sep 08
DWickedLandLord:



A woman will not lie about violence that never occurred. Embellish .....yes. But not outright lie just to paint you bad .

There's nothing more annoying on nairaland than when people with no account balance keep talking about IQ n Intelligence
You never see anything. I've seen where a woman threw the First punches at her husband and held him by the collar. He smacked her across the face to free himself and left. Her account of the story till today is that she just returned home and the husband hit her for no reason.

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Politics / Re: We are not sole offtaker, no guarantee of lower prices - NNPCL replies MURIC by ceejayluv(m): 5:36pm On Sep 07
InvertedHammer:
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Let's not forget that the price of crude oil in the international market has been falling and actually hit its lowest level in a year on Friday. So why is the price of PMS increasing in such market scenario? I don't blame NNPCL. They know that they are talking to idiots who believe that education ends with paper certificates.

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Because the naira value has fallen at a faster rate than the crude oil price.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Commits To Replicate China’s Infrastructure In Nigeria by ceejayluv(m): 11:18am On Sep 07
hopexter:


Be positive minded for once. China didn’t get there by having such mindset of yours. It’s something we need to embrace step by step even if it takes years to actualise or don’t you think so?
Our (Chinese and Nigerians)mentalities differ greatly. The Chinese govt actively invests in companies with clear results. The govt is ahead of the citizens and coys technologically. Our politicians are only out to maximize their gains.
Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Poverty Rate Will Surpass W’bank 104 Million Estimate Soon – Economist by ceejayluv(m): 6:24am On Sep 07
I guess it's good news to Agbadorians.....

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Politics / Re: This Is What Goodluck Jonathan Said Before The 2015 Election. by ceejayluv(m): 1:53pm On Sep 06
Lazy9jaYouth:
Op,
You get like 6k there? I want to buy kolanut and schnapps for the gods so we can know the truth of the matter.
Shuoo.... Kola and schnapps Don reach 6k ? The ancestors/gods go dey feel the economic impact be that na.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Burkina Faso Issues New Passports Without West African Bloc's Logo by ceejayluv(m): 10:15pm On Sep 05
The inflation wey go hit that country ehn... Still dey do pushups... No be Africa again?
Politics / Re: Tax Collection In Nigeria Is Actually Pretty Low — Bill Gates Seeks More Funding by ceejayluv(m): 9:04pm On Sep 04
They should optimize the revenue they're generating so far. When a huge chunk of igr doesn't get to govt coffers, then the remainder that gets there is still ravaged by overblown contracts and incomplete projects.... That is the issue.

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Health / Re: Why Nigeria Receives More Funds From Our Foundation — Bill Gates by ceejayluv(m): 8:44pm On Sep 04
ZTsambad:
who told u when someone wants to do evil they'll tell u. Some will use kindness to blind fold you until they trap you. After all there's something money can't give but power can and he has been planning it since because his a visionary not like the yeye government we have
Millions of people in Shithole countries have benefited from his benevolence.... He deserves gratitude.
Health / Re: Why Nigeria Receives More Funds From Our Foundation — Bill Gates by ceejayluv(m): 5:07pm On Sep 04
ecolime:
Bill Gates again?

There is something this man is wants to achieve in Nigeria and Africa that we do not know yet.

All I know is it's definitely not something good.
For over twenty years? He's a Billionaire.... If he wanted to attain something sinister, he'd have done that since.
Politics / Re: Matawalle, Service Chiefs Lands In Sokoto To Fight Banditry (Video) by ceejayluv(m): 1:54pm On Sep 03
Bandits go just dey laugh 😂
Politics / Re: Takeaways From Dangote’s Press Conference On Petrol Production by ceejayluv(m): 1:06pm On Sep 03
freemanq:
I don't need any big English just reduced the price of fuel
NNPC has already monopolized the purchasing and distribution of fuel from Dangote. It can't be cheap.
Politics / Re: Takeaways From Dangote’s Press Conference On Petrol Production by ceejayluv(m): 1:04pm On Sep 03
iichidodo:
So internal combustion engines will be our mainstay now, no more EVs...
The exchange rate, for now has made purchasing of EV vehicles prohibitive. Coupled with the inadequate power infrastructure for charging.
Business / Re: Dangote Officially Announces The Commencement Of Petrol Production by ceejayluv(m): 1:01pm On Sep 03
yarimo:
This is very commendable from FG and dangote, meanwhile bitter people won't like this wonderful development to Nigeria and Nigerians

Which "bitter" people? . Isn't it the outcry of concerned Nigerians that made them expedite the sale of crude oil to Dangote?

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Business / Re: Dangote Officially Announces The Commencement Of Petrol Production by ceejayluv(m): 1:00pm On Sep 03
NNPC play us sha..... The same monopoly they were accusing Dangote of attempting is what they wanna do at our local downstream supply.

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Politics / Re: Investigative Journalist, PIDOM Charged With Promoting #EndBadGovernance Protest by ceejayluv(m): 10:53pm On Sep 02
That's a Kangaroo Charge na..... They should stop wasting tax payers money on such frivolous suits.

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Health / Re: If You Can Survive Drinking Nigerian Purewater You Can Survive Anything - UK Man by ceejayluv(m): 8:36pm On Aug 31
I believe that in the water factory (The ones that produce both sachet and bottled) , the sachet and bottled water is from the same source. Storage and preservation matters though, I acknowledge.
Politics / Re: Ganduje: APC Will Win All The 36 States After Edo, Ondo by ceejayluv(m): 7:40am On Aug 31
Ganduje for Président !!! Since we're All Mad.

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