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Sports / Re: Lewandowski Wins Germany's Footballer Of The Year Award by Ceenachi: 10:23pm On Jul 25
Bros lewandoski I personally congratulate you.... After you na you

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Politics / Re: ECTDA Apprehends 7 Fake Revenue Collectors In Enugu by Ceenachi: 1:44pm On Jul 24
Please forgive them and enroll them in that high school of correction; opposite ogbete old park. Thanks grin
Crime / Re: Breaking:another Nigerian Army Officer Shot Dead by Ceenachi: 8:25am On Jul 24
embarassed
Romance / Re: Five Ways To Woo A Nigerian Man Without Doing The Talking by Ceenachi: 7:56am On Jul 24
doctore212:
I tried this formular and the only girlu could attract was an olosho

Zombie

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Travel / Re: Fearless Russian Lady Goes Fishing In A Tiny Boat With Giant Brown Bear (Photos) by Ceenachi: 7:46am On Jul 24
This only works if you raise them with
Love. But they will always be WILD .

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Politics / Re: Igboho Seeks Asylum In Benin Republic, Sues Malami, DSS by Ceenachi: 7:37am On Jul 24
Monogamy:


Tagged by who? Same Igboho we appesate?

Auxiliary in Oyo state forced Igboho to be doing the Oduduwa stuffs .. If you don't know, now you know

Zombie

Romance / Re: Confusion As Lady Bumps Into Her Ex-boyfriend Who ‘died’ 5years Ago by Ceenachi: 7:32am On Jul 24
As for me na only one good slap i for slappam after hearing him answering his name undecided.And moved on my way.
Or
He must go back to that grave for the second time grin
Romance / Re: Louise & Martine Fokken, Amsterdam's Oldest Twin Sex Workers Serviced 335000 Men by Ceenachi: 7:28am On Jul 24
I think they're lying.
I can mathematical prove them wrong.
They've been working for 50 years.
Assuming they worked 300 days a year (periods, vacation, rest day, sick leaves)
They worked ~15000 days.
335000 ÷ 15000 = 22.33
Lets round it off to 22 men a day with 23 men every third day.

I'm no expert, but that's physically impossible for any woman
But…..
This is not something that I would be announcing to the world. Just me I know undecided

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Celebrities / Re: World’s Horrific Body Modification As Rapper Rips Face To Give Demon Smile(Pix) by Ceenachi: 7:24am On Jul 24
I think a big part of his brain went with it undecided
Education / Re: 17 Year Old University Of Port Harcourt Student Declared Missing by Ceenachi: 7:15am On Jul 24
andyblinks05:
Maybe she go do olosho

Zombie

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Education / Re: Shocking Moment Lecturer Caught a Female student Cheating with Advanced ChoKoli' by Ceenachi: 7:13am On Jul 24
Hmmm everything is cheating and stealing in Nigeria

Even our government are the worst theives but who will catch them no one dares

Yet they make rules and break rules

If she wasn't caught, on her graduation day, she will post on Facebook "Aggressive malpractice brought me this far".

During my days in d university, that's how a girl in my department was cheating with a piece of paper, when d invigilator spotted her and started approaching her, d pretty babe quickly swallowed d piece of paper, like person wey dey swallow multivitamin capsule grin
She and d invigilator started arguing inside d exam hall, she kept insisting she wasn't with any piece of paper. They dragged d pretty babe outside and pressurized her to bring out d paper, and she finally vomited d paper she swallowed
Na so everybody for exam hall begin laugh


But as a young lady I wonder y she couldn't sit down and read instead of cheating

Sincerely speaking I find cheating very hard to do. I will always be shaking and looking around... cheating doesn't give me peace of mind I don't know about others

Pray, Sit down and read instead of cheating and tarnishing your own image


My view thou

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Sports / Re: Pita Taufatofu Shines At Tokyo Olympic As He Appears Without Shirt (Pix by Ceenachi: 7:01am On Jul 24
He's a slippery customer grin grin

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Politics / Re: See The Benin Republic’s ‘EFCC’ Building Where Sunday Igboho Is Being Held by Ceenachi: 6:59am On Jul 24
Elporo:


Biafra republic and Oduduwa republic supporters are all stupid.


Zombie

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Science/Technology / Re: South Korean Toilet Turns Faeces Into Power And Digital Currency (Photos) by Ceenachi: 6:56am On Jul 24
New definition of dirty money grin

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Romance / Re: What Happened To My Life After I Quit Olosho Business by Ceenachi: 10:00pm On Jul 23
See it as a the past , you have a new beginning now .
Get up ,dont blame yourself, your FUTURE is BRIGHTER

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Education / Re: Lady Reportedly Caught Using Earpods To Cheat In An Examination Hall. by Ceenachi: 9:48pm On Jul 23
Hmmm everything is cheating and stealing in Nigeria

Even our government are the worst theives but who will catch them no one dares

Yet they make rules and break rules

If she wasn't caught, on her graduation day, she will post on Facebook "Aggressive malpractice brought me this far".

During my days in d university, that's how a girl in my department was cheating with a piece of paper, when d invigilator spotted her and started approaching her, d pretty babe quickly swallowed d piece of paper, like person wey dey swallow multivitamin capsule grin
She and d invigilator started arguing inside d exam hall, she kept insisting she wasn't with any piece of paper. They dragged d pretty babe outside and pressurized her to bring out d paper, and she finally vomited d paper she swallowed
Na so everybody for exam hall begin laugh


But as a young lady I wonder y she couldn't sit down and read instead of cheating

Sincerely speaking I find cheating very hard to do. I will always be shaking and looking around... cheating doesn't give me peace of mind I don't know about others

Pray, Sit down and read instead of cheating and tarnishing your own image


My view thou

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Religion / Re: Man Burns Church Over Failed Prophecies In Lagos by Ceenachi: 8:58pm On Jul 23
Very hilarious
I never stopped laughing grin
Pastor accused of insanity, accused denied being insane.grin

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Travel / Re: Port Harcourt Monorail: Multi Billion Naira Project 6yrs After: Pictures & Video by Ceenachi: 7:21pm On Jul 23
12 kilometers for 50billion naira and 2.6kilometers has exulted 33.9billion

IN COMPARISON!

RIVERS MONORAIL PROJECT- Rotimi Amaechi

COST #50B
SCOPE 12 kilometres

Amount paid - #40Billion - 80%
Area completed-2.6kilom - 22%


Construction of three flyover bridges- Gov Wike

Cost #21B
Scope. Artillery 1 and 2: 517.5 metres, Rumuokoro 360 metres and Garrison 360 metres

Read � again, just read again

If you didn't see the money Previous Government used to construct 2.6km Audio Projects and what that money would have done for the state then....just read again �

That Government almost finished us.
Former governor of Rivers state chibuike Amaechi is i highly criminal and should be in jail by now

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Politics / Re: Anambra Election: PDP Mobilises Nigerians Over Seized Case Files by Ceenachi: 7:52pm On Jul 22
The pdp should have done better by calling Chris ubah to order, he's the Genesis of the whole incident.

How can they be tolerating a character like Chris ubah in the party to be instigating crisis and disunity every election time.

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Crime / Re: Armed Robber Who Terrorizes POS Operators Shot Dead In Imo (Photos) by Ceenachi: 7:46pm On Jul 22
Such is life
Death does not choose its method. We only pray to die honourably in such a way as to make our ancestors and those left behind proud.

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Celebrities / Re: Frank Edwards Celebrates His 32nd Birthday Today by Ceenachi: 8:14am On Jul 22
Happiest birthday dear If not for God where will you be today (one of your best songs)
I give God all the glory over your life and destiny

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Successfully Tests Putin's Hypersonic Missile (Photos, Video) by Ceenachi: 9:32pm On Jul 20
The world does not need this kind of weapons
We need
Love,
Tolerance,
Compassion,
Kindness,
Forgiveness and the like

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Politics / Re: DSS Keeps Mum Over Igboho’s Arrest by Ceenachi: 9:28pm On Jul 20
Is it compulsory that Nigeria must be one?
Going through the event as it unfolds, I can see that this is forcing the individual nations that makes Nigeria on one another.
Some likes democratic system while the other didn't like it.
Some promotes bandits and terrorism while the other didn't.
Some value life while the other didn't.
Some value education while the other values almanjeries.
Some are productive to the resources of the country while the other are parasitic to the resources.

Until there is referendum there won't be peace as things are going.

I rest my case

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Romance / Re: Girl Beaten And Stripped Naked For Sleeping With Her Friend's Boyfriend (PHOTOS) by Ceenachi: 6:46pm On Jul 20
KillIgbohoN0W:
Fighting over prick
Afonja way

So this is how Oduduwa nation will thrive

Zombie

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Politics / Re: Interpol Arrested Sunday Igboho & His Wife Ropo In Benin Republic — Lawyer by Ceenachi: 6:28pm On Jul 20
They will go as far as Cotonou to arrest someone who's a threat only to their dictatorship and not to Nigeria while those sponsoring banditry and insurgency are walking freely undecided

Agitation is the least problem Nigerians have. I understand PMB government is heavy handed in silencing opposition and separatist
My desire is to see the government focus on people’s safety and security

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Celebrities / Re: Adewale Ayuba, Jaywon, Others Hold Procession For Sound Sultan (Pictures) by Ceenachi: 6:19pm On Jul 20
A great talent forever to be remembered for his wonderful contributions to the Nigerian music industry
We'll all miss you... embarassed

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Sports / Re: Tokyo 2020: Athletes Won't Receive Condoms, So As To Reduce Sex At The Olympics by Ceenachi: 8:24am On Jul 20
Organisers abeg make una leave too much talk for Lai Mohammed, we already knows what to do, where and how to get it done. grin

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Politics / Re: Japheth Omojuwa Appointed To Halifax Board by Ceenachi: 8:00am On Jul 20
Congratulation to him

But Karma is waiting for u undecided

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Celebrities / Obi Cubana Mother Burial by Ceenachi: 8:00am On Jul 19
But how would I tell my children that this is not crusade, not carnival but burial undecided

Politics / Re: FLASHBACK: How Fela Kuti Lamented Over Biafra by Ceenachi: 7:04am On Jul 19
Nigeria cannot work because it has become Fulani colony. They don't have any plans to develop Nigeria with the resources from the south. But all they want is to dominate every other ethnicity....

The only way forward is division....

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Religion / Re: The Sack Letter Of Pastors In Winners Chapel Over 'Poor Church Growth' (Photo) by Ceenachi: 2:00am On Jul 19
Read the letter well, it didnt say money, but church growth. May be members have been leaving or the church hasn't been growing which means, they don't go out for evangelism and do kingdom advancement prayers.
They didnt sack them cause of money but for church growth.
I'm not a member of winners but read the letter very well before concluding and say its cause of money

Oyedopo grew d church and should not keep idiots in d name of pastors to destroy his labour in d vein yard of God.

If u are pastor in Assemblies of God they will give u demotional transfer .

If u must be a pastor preach to ur family members and people in ur street gradually u will have a congregation again

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