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Cos u dress as thou u r in the field. |
Nice one. R u a footballer? |
I can but she has to be reasonable, understanding and humble. My elder brother's friend sis married a teaboy when she is a staff in the same company. But rigth nw the man is nw the chairman of a bigger company. Marrying her will prompt u to go high, i mean striver harder just to be more than her. That is if u r reasonable. |
Dont be scared, just post it.
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s.ohiemi:Thanks alot for concern. Post ur pix and let me c ur face.
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Enough of this noise about who is ugly, beautiful and cute. Just post your pix, and dont criticise peoples pix. If you knw and you knw that you av plenty mind 'POST YOUR PIX. If cant post, get out and look front.
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My friend and I drove down to Hall 1, this is one of the popular girls hostel in University of bini. We met plenty of girls untop of the first floor and two of the girl shouted 'did u come to look for us' and we replied 'yes' we took two of them home and we banged till morning after driving them arround and buying suya. Just like that. One thousand and one guys had walked inside the hostel but they did nt ask them anytin due to the fact that they didnt bring cars. Thus, girls didnt like guys, they luv cars and money. |
Twice as nice. Thanks again for the post. I think if i had taken her to the pick of estacy she shouldnt have turned me down. I learnt a lesson frm all that. ' never asked a lady for anything untill she gets to her pick. Keep posting. |
Twice as nice. Thanks again for the post. I think if i had taken her to the pick of estacy she should have turned me down. I learnt a lesson frm all that. ' never asked a lady for anything untill she gets to her pick. Keep posting. |
--190--:i am nt restricting this topic to Edo girls only. I MEAN GIRLS. |
My closest friend in school was dating a girl when we were in 100 level back then in uniben. He luv this girl like madman, i mean, he luv this girl like diamond. He adores and cherished her cos they new each other b4 my friend gained admision into the skul. 1 day i came back late from lecture and i met my friend crying in the parlour, he was resting his head on this his girl friend lap. I was shocked hoping he had lost the mum or dad. So out of curiousity i quickly asked his what happened. He followed me inside and told me that he was crying cos the girl told him that she is braking up with him. I was shocked to hear that a guy in uniben can actually luv i girl to the extend of whipping just for heq nt to break up. I thought of calling the rest of my friend so that we will beat this my friend 4 bin stupid, bt i had a 2nd tot. The folowin week i saw this girl with an old friend of mine, i was asking him about the girl and he told me that he has bin sleeping with the girl since, and he will be banging her again that day. That the girl knws more tham a dog in fucking. This has a car that was sent down frm italy and money too. But the oda of my stupid guy has non of these. Can u imagine the the person that my friend was going to kill himself ova. GIRLS DOES NOT LIKE GUYS, THEY ONLY LUV CARS AND MONEY. |
--190--:Yes, they are Edo girls. I was actually born and bread there, so i can write a biography of them. |
SIlknSteel:0 You are too real, what kind of bread are you? You are very intelligent, you are exception, you are emotional resorcitating and you are just you are. I luv this contribution, brilliant one i must confess. Plz mail me. Celery_ogbes@yahoo.com. Hay!!! Nt the pussy thing ok, just trying to knw who the intelligent and brilliant personify his. Any how, Just keep posting. Later. |
I luv every bit of these contributions, its nice and it shows that we are mature. I want to advise guys, Never challenge a woman to a dual, cos OLOMI LO MA RE. He that poors the water gets tired. Plz guys. Many guys has tried it and they find themselves in the hospital. Guys and babes, keep contributing. As for the reason why she dont want me to, i have gotten it, may be she does nt enjoys it like the brilliant poster said or may be she knws she stinks frm the inside. Seriously, i just want to knw how it taste that was why, i av never tried it b4. She sucked me first and my hair plate dada, so i felt like reciprocating the gesture. I thing i will try it 1 day, but it has to be with an exceptionally neat and unposses girl. No b say u go come use ur mouth take carry witch cause like my causin . Any how, keep posting. Mmmua. |
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We went clubbing 1 nite and my friend gave a girl track up, she agree to the gist and it was fun all the way. The oda month my friend got broke to the extend that he sold the car to settle some bills. This girl jilted my guy the following month. She broke with my guy, i even pleeded 4 my guy bt she was insistent. Fortunately 4 my guy, he got 1.4 million naira frm a deal and he became big. That Week, we went to the bank to deposite 600k and we met our run away bride closest friend in the bank making a withdrawer, we brought out the 600k right in her presence and gave her some bundle to count for us, rigth there and then, my friend deposited the money with his name. The girl saw everytin that happened. Guess what. Our run away bride call my friends fone even b4 we left the bank. B4 we got home, she had already stood by the door waiting. My friend quietly allow her in and told her to suck the dick and he banged her 4 hrs. He drove her out aftr the several rounds of sex. Up till nw she is still begging. THUS, GIRLS DONT LIKE GUYS, THEY LUV CARS AND MONEY. |
--190--:Admit it and i wont hot a fly. Girls are sometimes anoying wen u get to c d stupid thing they trip 4. I girl walk up to me and said ' i like your steppings' do u knw what i got free 4 dat? U guess is as gud as mine. Girl normally shy away frm the truth. 1 was dating a girl due to the fact that he has no car and plenty of cash to spray, the girl friend went ahead to Bleep his close friend. U knw guys nw, the guy came to the hood the nxt day narating how my guy's chick was moaning wen he was banging her in the present of my guy. Embarasing. I whip for my guy that day, 4 nt having a car and plenty of money. |
Never say never. Always ask and never lack. |
Never say never. Always ask and lack. |
Nigerian girl hate, dislike, dispice, and disbelieve nigerian guys. They just fall in luv with their cars and money. We av knwn dat since. The bible said we should start praying for a better wife from the age 20, the bible is refering to Nigerian guys. Enough said. See plenty of these in CARS AND MONEY ON ROMACE N/L. |
Anoda girl walk up to my friend and said ' i knw ur girl friend and i knw that u knw mine, can u play? My friend that was packing a love-vendor BOYS, MEN AND WOMEN(BMW) smiled and said yes, he sleep with the girl in a matter of minit. Free Obo, because of cars and money. He called me immediately and asked where i was, i told me and he came with the girl to meet us where we were. We were surprised because the girl was like Britnin Spears. I mean beauty personify. Why Bleep cos of a cars and money? I av 1 million cases of girls that give out their cunts 4 car and money, thus 'GIRLS DONT LIKE GUY, THEY LUV CARS AND MONEY. |
hackney:i feel u broda. My guy was chilling in my room entered and requested to ride with my friend and he said he those nt av enough fuel due to the fact that he does nt want to ride with her, the next thing that the girl said was, Take 2k 4 todays fuel. Wao. Just to ride, they just want to be seen by their friends that they r sitting in front of a car. Stupid idiots |
ice234:thanks jare my man. Ask and it shall be given unto you. No be me talk am oh, na so i see am 4 bible. |
A girl can marry an inbesil because of cars and money. They r slaves to those that av cars and money. These is the reasons why they r victim of all sort. |
Just like horse and carriage, fish and water, girls and money and cars. Girls simply hate guys, they just luv their cars and money. Why? |
Just like horse and carriage, fish and water, girls and money and cars. Girls simply hate guys, they just luv their cars and money. |

