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BusinessWhich Biz Can 1 Start With As Low As 5k? by Celery(op): 11:42pm On Nov 16, 2010
I am a graduate and i am currently assisting a medical doctor who work me out and make me 2 go home late. I want to quit bt which biz can 1 start wit 5k cos i want 2 do my masters and i nid to sustain myself. Plz help me wit any useful info. Thanks.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Are U Craziest Act? by Celery(op): 4:42pm On Oct 24, 2010
spawnx:
Beat this, I roasted a rat on coal iron and finished it off with garri in sec schl
Oboy. Beat this, I was on a dongoyaro tree looking at my neighbours breast who were taking their bath when i was younger. I was cought one day and they reported to my mum. I was beaten up seriously.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Are U Craziest Act? by Celery(op): 8:09pm On Oct 20, 2010
Moyola:
cheesy lemme read yurz 1st!
Why r u shying away frm expressing ur craziest act. Ok girls, let us 4get sex and sex thing. Beat this, I poured 50 liters of water into a single Gold Circle and it swallowed all the water. Try it,
hbabe:
^^I actually came here to read your craziest act. Alas! angry
why r u scared to express ur graziest act? Tell us and let laugh over it. Beat this, I used Microwave to cook beans,
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Are U Craziest Act? by Celery(op): 11:26am On Oct 20, 2010
kaygenx123:
I actually jerk off five times in the morning!!!. Beat that.
Oboy, Small thing. Jerking off five time is my genesis. Beat this, i went to the bath with a girl and i fuccked her lap till i jerked off.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Are U Craziest Act? by Celery(op): 8:21pm On Oct 17, 2010
jaygetta:
Slept with a Great-Grand ma and her "Younger" sis. Beat that!
great granny and the daughter, i cant believe this fiction. Hw? Plz be real,
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Are U Craziest Act? by Celery(op): 8:17pm On Oct 17, 2010
kaygenx123:
I had sex with a chicken when I was 12. Beat dat.lol
Oboy, Beat this. I went for an open field show with a girl, as the show was going on under a lite shower, i started smooching her seriously to the extend that she was moaning in d growd. She was standing backn me and all of a surden we became a show to a section of the growd. Beat that.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Are U Craziest Act? by Celery(op): 8:29pm On Oct 14, 2010
Odunnu:
u r under a curse Sir.
So the most craziest thing is to curse.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Are U Craziest Act? by Celery(op): 8:05pm On Oct 14, 2010
ralphaello:
i slept with mother nd daughter in germany grin
Oboy. Beat this, i was fucking a girl at the back of a fence when a security man walked up to us. I 4 1 was enjoyn the all show, nt knwing that the security man was standing right beside me. The man cut me in the act. I bailed myself out or face the risk of bin expelled.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Why Are Most Guys After Physical Attributes by Celery(m): 7:54pm On Oct 14, 2010
It is good to ask my dear Siiknsteel. I was sleeping 1 day and my fone rank, i picked and it was a female voice. She said she was board that was why she radomly dialed my numbr, as a gentle man that i am, i was able to chat her up. We started, but the mistake i made was not asking her abt her look. I fixed a date to meet with her. She came and u knw, i started asking her questns like, Where are u standing, which kind of clothes r u putting on. The discription she gave was 1 ABINO that was wearing a heart, caring and umbrellar untop the heat that she was wearing. I sighted her from afar. Oboy, The car that took me there was about going when i shouted 4 him to wait. I mean, i followed the car that brought me back to my destination, i didnt even talk to her. I called her on my way home that i av an urgent issue that arise and i am sorry for any inconvinieces that might caused. I ran. That would av bin avoided if i had earlier asked about her look.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Are U Craziest Act? by Celery(op): 7:30pm On Oct 14, 2010
kaygenx123:
I kissed a ladys backside while she was asleep.for real dude. Beat that.lol
Beat this, A neighbour of mine was chowing gum and i double deared her that i can put my mouth in her mouth and collect the gum she was chowing. I actually collected the gum that she has chowed 4 hrs. She was surprise. Beat that.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Are U Craziest Act? by Celery(op): 7:24pm On Oct 14, 2010
I walk up to a girl that was hanging out with her frnds inside their lecture room, i excussed her and she said she cant leave her frnds and i should tell her whatever i av to say. I started toasting her rigth there and then to the hearing of her frnds. During the gist, they sometime steared at her and smile to each oda but i dont care. Was that crazy? No yet, just post urs.
Nairaland GeneralWhat Are U Craziest Act? by Celery(op): 7:15pm On Oct 14, 2010
What are those thing you av done that is most crazy. Lets share, i av done like score of it. I av pulled down my boxers in front of the girls Hostel in the University of benin. This is crazy rigth? Lets see the craziest. Hit me with ur and let me unvail mine.
Jobs/VacanciesDangote Calling For Interview True Or False. by Celery(op): 7:05pm On Oct 14, 2010
****PLEASE NOTE****


SUMS WILL BE REFUNDED TO AVAILABLE SCRENERS SITED FOR INTERVIEW PROCESSION
AIMS FOR REQUIRED SUM
* THE TELLER SLIP CONSIST OF A TRACKABLE DIGIT WHICH WOULD HELP US
TRACK AND CONFIRM AVAILABLE SCREENERS,

* AND TO AVOID MULTIPLE SCREENING FOR UNRELIABLE APPLICANTS



A SUM OF 1,500 TO
FORTUNE INTELLIGENT SOLUTION
1791010004923
SKYE BANK
GODSON NGOZI UKAEGBU

I got a mail from Fortune Intellect sayn i av bin shortlisted for an interview on the 16 of this. They ask me to pay 1500, i wonder what for. What do u think. Scam or 4 real. Halla back at ur boy.
Jobs/VacanciesDangote True Or False? by Celery(op): 6:20pm On Oct 14, 2010
****PLEASE NOTE****


SUMS WILL BE REFUNDED TO AVAILABLE SCRENERS SITED FOR INTERVIEW PROCESSION
AIMS FOR REQUIRED SUM
* THE TELLER SLIP CONSIST OF A TRACKABLE DIGIT WHICH WOULD HELP US
TRACK AND CONFIRM AVAILABLE SCREENERS,

* AND TO AVOID MULTIPLE SCREENING FOR UNRELIABLE APPLICANTS



A SUM OF 1,500 TO
FORTUNE INTELLIGENT SOLUTION
1791010004923
SKYE BANK
GODSON NGOZI UKAEGBU

This is the reply i got for the wharehouse manager that i applied for. Should Dangote be collecting money frm applicant or na scam. Ur suggestion, opinion or contribution ill be highly appreciated.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Firstbank Test Not On The 9th. by Celery(op): 1:43pm On Oct 10, 2010
The reason for postponing the date was said to be over population, they said the applicants was up to 100,000 and text will too stressful 4 them, so they r looking 4 a means to screan out people in terms of age and qualifications. Any how, God is great. Gud luck.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Firstbank Test Not On The 9th. by Celery(op): 5:27am On Oct 09, 2010
Bunny luv:
Thanks at last my mind wil b at rest.
U r welcome. Those that applied for the ND and HND earlier advertised insourcing have started receiving txt msg. Let hope 4 the best, dragnet r cool enough to be trusted. Cheers.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Am A Retiree by Celery(m): 9:20am On Oct 08, 2010
wilsonton:
I am a Retiree as well computer literate. Need help in getting Online Viable Programs. My No: 08090552802. God Bless.
Have u bin paid? Cos those that retired since jenuary are stil waiting for their pay. The stupid reason was that some ghost names was included to the pension list and that was why they stoped since june. As at yesterday, the CBN governor, Sanusi said he would like them to use the pensioneers money to develop the power sector. Can u imagine the stupid statement. God will nt forgive him for that. Anyhow, thread carefully with ur cash. Frm a friend.

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