Barcelona captain, Andres Iniesta has disclosed that he has an offer to move to China.

The Spaniard admitted his future may lie elsewhere after Barcelona beat Chelsea 3-0 on Wednesday night at Camp Nou to qualify for the last eight of the Champions League on 4-1 aggregates.

The 33-year-old said he will make a decision on his future before the end of April.

“Before April 30 I have to make the.....

See full gist at
https://celenaija.com/sportchampions-league-iniesta-considering-move-to-china-after-barcelonas-victory-against-chelsea/

Cc www.celenaija.com
Cc lalasticlala

Offer closed.

I have a blog, and I need a very good web designer who have experience and have worked on many website before, to design my blog for me.
If you are one you can contact me on

WhatsApp 09067776226
Instagram investor_cele

My blog

Www.celenaija.com

Visit Http://www.celenaija.com for more

And video too

As we approach the 21st anniversary of Tupac’s Shakur’s death, we remember the rap icon with a look at some facts about his life and legacy.

At 25, rap legend Tupac Shakur was gunned down on the streets of Las Vegas on September 13, 1996. Fans continue to mourn his tragic unsolved murder, which continues to fuel conspiracy theories, as they celebrate the influential musical legacy he left behind. To remember Tupac, we’ve compiled five facts about his life and life after death.


Go read full story at

http://celenaija.com/tupac-shakur-5-facts-about-his-life-life-after-death/

kalufelix:
The Lady In The Picture Is Lonely And Needs Some Kpanshing From Behind The Way She Is Lying Down...

Lol, funny boy

Breakups, work, travel, work-related travel: There are a lot of reasons your S£X life may be stalled. And surprisingly, your dry spell in the sack can affect more than the number of times you wash your sheets.

Here are five things that can happen when you go on a s’εxy-time hiatμs:

1. You’ll Feel More Anxious
Fact: S’εx helps people blow off steam. Scottish researchers found that people who abstained from s’εx struggled to cope with stressful situations like public speaking—more than those who had intεrcoμrse at least once over a two-week period. Weird, right? Here’s how it works: During s’εx, the brain releases feel-good chemicals, such as endorphins and oxytocin, which help you feel more at ease. Try to make up for that relaxing roll in the hay by rolling out your yoga mat.

2. You’re More Susceptible to Colds and Flu
Less s’εx may reduce your exposure to germs, and unfortunately, you’ll also miss out on the immune-boosting benefits of a weekly bump and grind.

Researchers at Wilkes-Barre University in Pennsylvania found that people who had s’εx once or twice a week enjoyed a 30 percent boost in an antibody that serves as the body’s first line of defence against viruses, compared with those who had s’εx rarely or never, according to the study.

3. Your Risk for a UTI Drops
Nearly 80 percent of urinary tract infections occur within 24 hours of intεrcoμrse, according to a study published in the journal American Family Physician.

During s’εx, bacteria in the vag!na can end up pushed into the urethra, where it causes an infection. So on the bright side, when you stop having s’εx, your risk for the painful peeing condition plummets, which is a huge bonus.

4. If You’re in a Relationship, It Might Get Weird
Not having s’εx can take a toll on your relationship security, say experts. “Going without s’εx in a relationship can impact your self-esteem and decrease levels of oxytocin or other bonding hormones,” says Les Parrott, Ph.D., a psychologist and author of Saving Your Marriage Before It Starts. It can also increase fears that one of you will look to others for your s’εxμal needs.

However, Parrott points out that a s’εx-free period in a relationship doesn’t mean you can’t be happy. Since s’εx is just one expression of int!macy for couples, kissing, handholding, and giving compliments can help you feel connected with your partner emotionally even if you’re not spending time connecting physically.

5. You May Feel Down in the Dumps, But Not for the Reason You Think

According to a study in the journal Archives of Sεxμal Behaviour, women feel more depressed the longer they go without having s’εx. But it may not be the lack of s’εx that got them down. The study team found that women whose partners wore C0ND0MS felt just as blue.

The researchers say some compounds found in sεmεn including melatonin, sεrotonin, and oxytocin may have mood-boosting benefits for women who have unprotected intεrcoμrse. Of course, there are plenty of drawbacks to unprotected s’εx, too. (Call it a double-edged manhood?)

Https://Www.celenaija.com

WHAT IS VAT?
Value Added Tax (VAT) is a tax imposed on the supply of goods and services. Under Nigerian law, the tax is charged at 5% of the value of the taxable goods and services.

An illustration of this is if you sell shoes for N10, 000, the VAT chargeable on that is 5% of the value – N500, the business is therefore supposed to sell the shoes to members of the public for N10, 500. The company retains N10, 000 and then remits the N500 to the FIRS.

WHO NEEDS TO REGISTER FOR VAT?
By virtue of Section 8 of the Value Added Tax Act, every business must register for VAT with the FIRS within 6 months of commencement of business. However, certain goods and services are exempt, they include:

All medical and pharmaceutical products
Basic food items
Books and educational materials
Baby products
Fertilizer, locally produced agricultural and veterinary medicine, farming machinery and farming transportation equipment
All exports
Plant and machinery imported for use in Export Processing zone or free trade zone
Plant, machinery and equipment purchased for utilization of gas in downstream petroleum operations
Tractors, ploughs and agricultural equipment and implements purchased for agricultural purpose
Medical services
Services rendered by community banks, people’s bank and mortgage institutions
Plays and performances conducted by educational institutions as part of learning
HOW DO YOU APPLY?
To apply for VAT, you will need to go to the Federal Inland Revenue Service (FIRS) office that is closest to your registered address. You can find the locations on the FIRS website with the following documents:

Memorandum & Articles of Association
Certificate of Incorporation: CAC2, CAC7
Duly filled and officially stamped VAT form 001
Utility bill
Application letter on company letter headed paper
If your business is a registered business name, and not a limited liability company then the only documents which you will need to provide are:

Business Name Registration Certificate
Duly filled and officially stamped VAT form 001
Utility bill
Application letter on business letter headed paper
You should take the original copy and 2 photocopies of each document. The originals are required for sighting only, 1 copy will be left with the FIRS, and 1 copy will be stamped and signed by an FIRS official as evidence that you have made an application.

HOW MUCH DOES IT COST?
Registering for your VAT IS FREE.

You do not have to pay any fees to register for it, and you do not need to employ someone to apply on your behalf. However, most people decide to engage the services of 3rd parties to assist them.

How long does it take to get my VAT?

Ordinarily, VAT registration should be completed instantly or at most by the next day, however, it appears that a number of the FIRS offices are struggling with backlogs, and so it is not uncommon for the process to drag on for about a week or in some instances 2 weeks.

Remember payment of tax is a civic duty. If you are providing goods and services in Nigeria, which are not exempt, then you should register for VAT.



WHAT SHOULD YOU DO NEXT?
If you would like to register for VAT and need the assistance of a lawyer, you may complete the form below and we will get the lawyers in our network to send a free quote for the legal work to be done.