Ozuor wey dey disgrace men

Continue wasting your time
What most of you don't know is that if a lady likes you, you can automatically get her, you don't need all this mumu book and guide
Nonsense!

Baba werey, when you won geh sense self
Tell me, no offense

TheTundeMuniru:
I broke up with my ex cos of this. I had plans to marry the shittyy gal until she started putting on the silly trends.

She'll tell me she's heading to the market... No pants on. The last time I rebuked the shiiit, I was angry and furious telling her "will I marry you like this? You know what she did?"
She raised her gown and made me slot my D into her V... After giving her a few pounding from behind, she then asked me " isn't it easy for you like that? I answered... Yes it is. Then she responded "do you still have issues with me not putting on pants? I responded... No


Since that very day, I drilled her pusssyyy like never before cos I know that Bitccch can never be my wife. I encouraged her to burn all her undies and she was happy to take the advice.

Haa, werey

Dada4me:


She is even more convinced than I am, she is only skeptical about the land and not about our daughter attending the school, she is 💯 sure that the girl should be in the school.

It's good that you want the best for your daughter but there are several schools you can enroll her around you
Don't do pass yourself, the economy is not smiling.
Do you even think about consecutive payment?
Cut your coat according to your size, sir.

Your wife seem more reasonable than you're, no offense.

What kind of eleribuu OP is this

Me to OP after them thief my phone at isolo

Yemi my luv, tie ba é

Family of hate!

So you guys still carried your adolescence beef till you came of age!
Too bad.
And from your write up I can't really point out what caused the hatred between your two sisters, don't tell me it's about "beauty".

rinzaugustine:
Yeye man what of the countless foods , meats and drinks you have enjoyed free in the events he has taken you

Haa, werey Nah food you come chop for this world

Fiscus105:



Abi oooo, COMMING from a teenage boy that sees adults men taking beer and got scared.

Why won't you be talking like like teen that hear girl names and run for his dear life.


When you grow up, this type of discussion we talk about it properly.

Haa werey don make me laugh scatter

But read and digest what that guy said.
You're very wrong with your assertion
You don't chase a girl, it's downgrading.

MrCork:


Are u people poooor in dat Nigeria place or are guys on nairaland broke like a church rat? So u take pride drinnnnkin garrrri..corrrrect? Why do pooor people food attract u homebase people?
Question
can u drink garrrrrri in front of white woman?

Small boy, shuutup there

Werey don make me laugh scatter

Fiscus105:



But u claimed to be a champion? Are you chickened out ur usually way?

Let me tell you another attribute that you possessed, women would easily win argument over you, even when ur own opinions are better, cos of ur weak trait in nature.
Another one is that, you are a type that woman can cheat on easily, owing to ur weaker instinct, take for instant, if ur wife coming late, if u ask her, from where? and she shout at you back, you will give in and accept ur faith.

Small boy, shurrap there!

Someone is correcting you, still you kept been adamant instead of learning

For your aunt and mom even recommending a so called abroad lady to you shows how little they still think of you.
You're a man who should know what he wants!

How old are you, no offense?

I still wonder where most of you see these type of girls and how comfortable you're dating them
Unfortunately, after seeing all the red flags, your brain automatically ignores them

You're on your own anyway.

With this post, I can conclude that they're so many foolish people in this world.

allandutch:
Guys, I need your help. I am terrible with women.


Okay, maybe not entirely. I have no problem talking to them and easily make them laugh but escalating with the ones I find attractive is where the problem lies. I don't know how to get sexual/romantic with women. I don't know how to change from normal conversations to romantic ones. It's becoming more troubling the older I get, cos younger me simply do not care.



Sorry for the long message. Your inputs will be much appreciated.

Werey, stop doing soapy

Nah joke o

Guy, aw far nah

allcomage:
I went to one neighbourhood last Sunday, what were left of all agbadorians I know there are big heads,sunken eyes, malnourished bodies induced by hunger. Some told me they manage to eat once a day and sometimes they sleep on empty stomach. It's pity sight to behold. When I put my hand in my pocket, they all rushed me like hungry hawks thinking it was money I wanted to give them like before, I just pulled out my handkerchief to their utter disappointment.

Aswer youre a bastardd
A don laugh scatter for here, what did I just read

You'll hear, "chibuzor, take this #10 go buy kulikuli
and sugar make you and your brother take during garri, do fast o"

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Don't mind that premium bunkum!

In Lagos, even the yoru constitutes the dirtiest elements there. Yoru will cook close to soakaway and have many of them trooping in to eat Amala, like WTF!!!

OMO, see heavy shiit for ya front, them go still dey swallow amala ati shaki. THEY ARE SO USED TO DIRTTY!

you see that Eko lagoon, sometimes the water go dey shine broooown, you go dey see foam wey dey gather, na shiiiit water!

The tribe wey purge pass na yoru, and its not far fetched, them sabi chop rubbish. They take lots of herbs . After swallowing amala, gbegiri, foko, shaki,roundabout, abodi, then him go step am down with orobo Pepsi. E go come waka go agbo joint, drink agbo fifa, agbo jedi Jedi, agbo typhoidi, agbo sokoyokoto, agbo kòfẹ lagbara, agbo obo tutu,after all these concoction, the belle go begin develop eruptive thunderstorm, na the shiit dey gather like August rain like this,and because toilet is a luxury there, they will head straight to that lagoon go offload am.
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Aswear you're a Eleribuu OP
What dH is this

epondudu:

Africans are not animals.
Your monicker says you are a beast

And yours says Epondudu

These ones will be welcomed with
Sapamalekun
Dia own don be!

Angrigowt:
Everyone go close eye cause na noise with dumb nursery rhymes u wan go package give them. Idiot. U r last. U r d fool suppose be your name

Eleribuu lomo yii!D

Werey don use laugh kee me

NwaNimo1:
Anybody above 15 that thinks they'll see a better Nigeria in their lifetime......

You be werey

A don laugh scatter

My friend supervisor jam am D coz he no allow am knack hin babe
Which kain eleribuu supervisor be that one













Naj joke o

You be Mumu OP²

HRHQueenPhil:
A satanic photo showing the carnal spirit resting inside of you
I pray that God has mercy on you and the blood of Jesus Christ overfloods ur life draining that satanic spirit from u so the Holy Spirit can come in and bring transformation to u

Comman visit me so that we can both bind the devil together