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Jaqenhghar:
They wont work but he will be the first to call for an increase in salary. Then turn around and call politicians thieves. Is there a bigger thief than the one who gets paid for doing nothing

He probably scored the job with connection in the first place, any reasonable practitioner should know that her condition must be stabilized before transfer, just look at the rubbish he was saying, he didn't even want to examine the situation, he looked frightened even, I don't know why the soldiers didn't borrow him a slap for attitude adjustment

Jaqenhghar:
They wont work but he will be the first to call for an increase in salary. Then turn around and call politicians thieves. Is there a bigger thief than the one who gets paid for doing nothing

Just imagine!

PunkyVeer:
Hey! How are you? Where have you been?

Trust me I've been patiently waiting for you to respond to my Linda Goodman post

@punkyveer
Where you at?

Here it is,
Our very own Linda Goodman, Miss Punky,
What do you think

BoboYekini:
Yeah cafeastrology.com
@punkyveer, wow, just wow. But I'm still sceptic, you got most of the physical traits spot on(i don't think my teeth are really big). Personality, relationship-wise, I don't know what to say, again eery ,...
I see I'm supposed to do well as a diplomat or an international tycoon hmm..

Please a link

The one I'm seeing it's quite different.... Can you help me with a link or something

BoboYekini:
This schitt is eery.
[img]http://astro.cafeastrology.com/cgi-bin/graphic/daisy14?dformat=2&date=1983/9/4&time=12.0&lat=6.27&long=-3.28&adjust=-1.00&lang=en&x=750&y=562[/img]

Better still, what site did you use for your own birthchart. Let me have mine in this format

Here it is....i took a screen shot rather

PunkyVeer:
lol @ you'll rather have your clothes outside. Smh. A gemini with mercury in gemini! Wow, you must talk a lot. Virgo moon makes you emotionally stoic. Not that you don't have emotions, just that you don't know how to express them & would rather lock them inside/not discuss them. You may also often be accused of being cold & uncaring even though that's not who you really are. Virgo planets love to feel useful & needed by others. I guess that's how you express how you feel, by being useful. You must be prone to worrying too, about almost everything, really. You just don't have time to chill on the the inside because you're constantly thinking about things that could go wrong, this & that. As for your virgo mars, you must be a perfectionist in everything you do. No room for error. You do everything in time but then again you worry that it must not be good enough or that whatever you do needs a little improvement. If you're a student you probably check & recheck assignments for mistakes & things of that nature. I heard virgo planets also make one hypochondriac, so you must have quite a stash of medicine & pills for all kinds of ailments in your residence. Mars also deals with sex so you must have a lot of stamina in that area but you're also not confident that you must be good enough etc. I heard that this placement, virgo mars, makes a man to like clinical sex, no hair down there or any nastiness. It's the placement that'll force a lover to take a shower before having sex because you want sex to be clean. I also heard this placement gets turned on by young or underage looking bodies. Meaning it's prone to paedophilia. Michael Jackson was a virgo with virgo mars too. Not calling you a paedophile btw lol, it's just that you may like everything shaven off. Smooth as a baby. That's all I got for now. How did I do as an amateur astrologer?

you don't know how to express them & would rather lock them inside/not discuss them.
Dead on!

that's how you express how you feel, by being useful.
Even deader on!

You just don't have time to chill on the the inside because you're constantly thinking about things that could go wrong

no hair down there or any nastiness. !!!!!!!
This just takes the cake

Lol@ that Micheal Jackson stuff

But it's amazing, this feels so good and personal unlike the crazy impersonal stuff the internet gives me, that means you really have mastery over the planetary functions and how they interplay,
Now I know rising is outward appearance
Sun is well.. Sun!
Venus is love life and selective penchant
Mars sexual desires e.t.c
But with what you said, you know a great many other functions, I wish I knew this, lots of questions might be answered,
Dyu also know much about the remaining planets?
And if it's not trouble outline their functions

Thumbs up Miss Veer

PunkyVeer:
Everybody & their mama knows virgos are very anal. They'll drive you up the wall because nothing is ever good enough, unless they did it themselves. I'm surprised you're a virgo, btw. You don't give off the virgo vibe. You must either have a lot of libra or scorpio. I can bet my last rand you have venus in scorpio. Don't ask why. I just know. Mind doing your birth chart on cafe astrology so I know if I'm right or wrong. Pretty please

Exactly, I can't lie but no matter how I try I don't trust it until I either supervised it or did it myself.. Even if I spread clothes outside and I wasn't home to pick em up.. I'd prefer rain did justice to them than have someone pick them up and just throw them anywhere or even drop em on the ground by mistake,
People do get tired of it when I get overly critical but there's always a way to guarantee soft landing. So I can cheerfully frustrate them.

The picture of the chart didn't load so I'll just list them out,

Rising/ earth/ ascendant : Libra ♎
Sun: Gemini ♊
Moon: Virgo ♍
Mercury: Gemini ♊
Venus: Cancer
Mars: Virgo ♍
Jupiter: Aquarius ♒
Saturn: Aries
Neptune: Capricorn ♑
Midheaven: Cancer ♋
24 degree Virgo symbol
25 degree Libra symbol
19 degree Capricorn symbol

I deliberately omitted some planets I deem irrelevant
So what's your view of this chart

Wow in that case I now strongly feel I have conflicting signs.. I seem to identify more with Virgo than Gemini.. Maybe because of it's predominance in my chart

Trust me I've been over café astrology numerous times.. About.com/astrolabe is my preferred reference.
I'd prefer details in a crude form.. Like the way you dumbed down and summarized the signs erogenous zones.. I could tell you their placements and you could just tell me their functions in respect to the houses

PunkyVeer:
Hmm, libra rising? You must be really good looking Do you have the libra dimples?

.

And oh, just one dimple

Lol! Well I'm not one to toot my own horn but I can't disagree with Libra ♎ luck, but with my easily weather beaten skin and androgynous features I feel pretty much like gay Gemini ♊ either ways.
The Venus/Mars revelation you just gave me Is
Makes me wonder what I've been doing over the years, my attention span won't let me concentrate on what's difficult to decipher and apply, your in-depth knowledge on the interplay of the houses is note worthy, I guess I've been to focused on the peripheral stuff.
Where did you come across that birthchart you posted, I think I need you to help me interpret mine, I gathered a 32 page expose on mine but until I understand the function of each house and not just the planets, it won't make sense to me,
I'm going to need lots of explaining Miss Veer,
+ you sure seem to love ❤ scorpions, I'm still trying to figure out the simple keyword I can use to identify them, other signs are partly easy, e.g Libra females with their habitually large derriere or purely refined fashion sense.... Aries with their quick and decisive movements and large or generally dehydrated heads... Pisces with their often smallish features and or impeccably neat and clean dress sense, or deeply shapeless or generously curvy women, geminis with their sharp tongues scatterbrained nature, or wit plus and incessant use of English words and feminine looking men / deeply beautiful women with feline eyes e.t.c I find capricorn Aquarius Scorpio and Sagittarius very hard to identify

PunkyVeer:
IKR. You're also into astrology? That's nice

5 years and counting, but I don't get the part where people claim it consumes them, I feel it's simply a thirst for knowledge, It just helps explain so many things, though is controversial it's just too accurate.
Though its unlikely for the stars to affect humans I feel there's a more plausible explanation to it, and that's what I'm dedicating my life to finding so everyone can enjoy it and even get taught in school without all the religious sentiments.

In one of your posts you indicated that Scorpio ♏ reoccurs very frequently in your chart (despite you being Aquarius ♒) therefore they're bound to be attracted to you,
What's the correlation?
I thought it was the rising (your demeanor) working in tandem with the planet in Venus that determines a persons love life and attraction scale,
Plus does the squares/opposite theory work for mutable and cardinal signs


P.S I'm a Libra rising and cancer Venus,
I've got terrible luck with Libra, but an infallible charm with Leo, but I'm mainly drawn to water signs because of their warm nature and potential to be clingy and committed (I love that sort of thing)

PunkyVeer:
Ok, well, good luck to your team

Let me explain it to you this way- your star/sun sign is not all there is to a person's astrological makeup. There are a lot of other placements, such as the moon sign, etc. My sun sign is Aquarius, but in my birth chart, meaning the alignment of the stars on the day I was born, a lot of planets were in scorpio. Hence the attraction with scorpios. Below is my birth chart.

The square is not an easy configuration. It causes friction. You'll have to read up on it to understand.

Amazing, it's not common to see someone who actually knows something other than their sun in astrology..
We should talk

(Gemini sun/Virgo moon)