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Hollybratt:
I can never forget St peter, only the smell can send you to another world.

St Barnabas sef dey

essentialone:
If the 'M' in Man stands for Money, what does the 'W' in Woman stand for?

My pastor told me it's womb
WOMBman

Hollybratt:
St Remy is still okay o, mine is St paul , you don drink am before?

Guy mine is saint Judas
U don sip only d cover b4

Jeon:
lies.
This is not urs.

https://www.nairaland.com/7521822/just-got-first-tattoo#119962319?#119961338

Baddest
U no get work
But op too na werey
Fake joy

Oga that shit no pass 2$
By 2 $ I mean 2 * 360
2016 dollar rate
Na ur mo ey b that

Jackanda1:
Which exercise? Have you tried it and gotten a cure?

shey make i help u with one book , i got it 10k but i go give u sha
excercise and ya good ajeh even if u matubate and eat sugar the excercise go counter side effect

Jackanda1:
Good job. Keep it up.

I Fap for about 7years and watched Porn for 6years totalling 13years. Today, i can't have sex because my D Won't rise.

I currently suffer Porn induced erectile dysfunction and anhedonia.

Please don't be like me

But the cure Dey normal
No drugs o just normal excercise

SocialJustice:
Learn and move on happily.

I appreciate boss

SocialJustice:
Lol, no be crime. Taking responsibility is the most important step in growing.

i b dreamer just reflecting on my life past mistakes
im poss to b done with bsc this year.

SocialJustice:
Dreamers are people who only have ambitions but too lazy to work on making it reality. If you meet a girl that's a dreamer, she can get you to start a business for her and act like she's entrepreneurial but she will collapse the business as soon as you are done financing it. There's always an excuse why they can't seem to succeed, never taking responsibility for their failures.

omor e b like say me sef i b dreamer

Cesarr1:
Mine is smoking
So let’s start
My day 1 would be tomorrow

My day one would be tomorrow

KellyTech007:
Hi . Please I'll like to inquire about something.

How is life over there in Germany?

Has it been easy getting jobs as an international students ?

So far will you interpret Germany as a friendly country ?

Lastly , How is the housing situation ?


I'll appreciate your Response 🙏

my cousin in germany is making money sha
but i on the other hand suppose grad this year join am but i added 2 years extra
tell me can germany accept person with second class lower computer science

BeardGangJnr1:
Ofcus u can, but u will have to wait till tomorrow for state own schools are the second phase..start from 25th of June and...all Nigerian undergraduates in gov public institutions are eligible.

but boss is t legit

village people ave follow me o
im doing computer science
im suppose to grad thois year and move to germany stu visa
im too good at python
but no i have 2 semester pending
damn.....
im feeling somehow
tho im in my mid 20s but im broke
my parent don too try for me
make me sef make them happy with cash when i land germany ...
b4 u go travel at least learn python django

KenGreat1:
I applied June 2nd 2022 got interviewed 10th, August 2023. Then I got an email from the embassy that verification is completed on 7th December, So after the verification, I tracked the document because I was given track code dhl to check if it has gotten to Germany, but the document was showing me Sweden. So I went back to the embassy to know why the document was showing me Sweden instead of Germany because my wife has called the foreign office. They said they have not yet received my document. The security man wasn't nice he asked me to go that the embassy will contact me till date 21th June 2024 no inform from them.

guys abeg how much be student visa
i b student of lasu ... i f up im suppose to grAD THIS year

Sonofgod1990:
All thanks to God Almighty and also to my Asian clie*t

your asian client and your baba
no dey omit that paart

Sonofgod1990:
All thanks to God Almighty and also to my Asian clie*t

price boss
at least make i tap into your new grace

danvon:
That is prison, guys in prison are sex starved, isolated and have no options, that doesn't mean they are gay - it's just prison...

Rich gay guys dey but they won't pay you for sex.

no matter how isolated i am
bros i cant do gay
ajeh wetin dey attractive about my fellow man yansh
but seriously my point is /gay guys dey but they would rather scope u with peanut than pay

so yes ya kinda right


ive given what belongs to cesar to cesarr

BeardGangJnr1:
They have uploaded the amount..but it's not the amount I'm supposed to pay in this level..they increased into. Nelfund portal

can i apply ni

danvon:
No guy will pay you to open your nyash for him, most guys can't even pay a girl for sex let alone paying a guy...

It's either it was a kito trap or you are lying.

guy rich gay guys dey o
have u gonr to nigeria prison b4

BeardGangJnr1:
I've successfully created my profile there..but I can't apply because my school has not uploaded how much is our school fees on t
Nelfund portal...can you imagine

Serious

chilax001:
I started masturbating for over 15years and at a point my private part begin to go down quickly when i am having intimacy with a woman. i have been worried and just last month i have been taking different medications untill i came accross the herbs Coco samba, i have made a thread about it but i just want to create another for people to truly believe me. the herb is very powerful and my dick is strong like rock. you can give it a try today

Where can I buy from and how much is it
How many hours duration
Reasons for asking
B4 I was using one drug “revive”
Don’t know if u know it
It’s white capsule but fucking Expensive and addictive but it works sha

SuperOnyi:



I didn't play that one or today's.

Then I believe it come

SocialJustice:
Continue chasing the money, down the line get a degree and the do not kill your income source when you start university.

Be wise with girls, avoid the hungry ones, that's like 95% of them. Also stay away from dreamers and it is not your responsibility to lift your family from poverty. That is a sure recipe to amount to nothing in this life. Give what you can.

What do you mean by dreamer

Blackgoat7:
If you played this games ... congrats. ...there will be another on Monday

Lead your sheeps
Like the black goat
Lead them to damnation
Heavenly Father

SweepingBroom:
So today being Saturday, I want to make
Rice, eggs and a simple stew.

What I used in cooking this.

1. Rice 2500
2. Pepper 1000
3. Tomato 500
4. Onions 100
5 seasonings 100
6. Locust beans 100
7. Groundnut oil

Blender, pot, gas and cooking spoon

So I got the pepper and tomatoes washed. I reduced the total pepper I bought to be in close quantity with the total amount of tomatoes

Then I poured them in the water to soften. I left it and attended to the rice.
I washed 4 cups of rice and put it on the gas.
I also washed the eggs and boiled it separately.

Then I went and drainded the water I put the pepper in. Now it's soft and I started grinding it with my small hand grinder

Rich man
Like say that pepper no b 500 naira