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shen b real na,afterall nobody sabi ur face


6 hrs ago


wwtlt you got beaten

3 yrs ago





wwtlt u masturbated

3 days back


when last did phcn take ur lite? _{they just took mine sleep sweet} (for ibikaye alone )

2nite



and u?

never


wwtlt you went out with out undies

yesterday



when was the last time u got an a in ur studies

2 weeks back


when was the last time u had an orgasm

u mean nylon or cotton socks? 6 months back


wwtlt u fart or is farted

@ ibikaye
_singing suddenly life has new meaning to me
with the beauty up above and things we never take notice of
just took a look @ ur profile and ammmmmmm in looooooooooov

never!



when was the last time you cried?

@big bumper
yes oooo , all those beauties with his big lips _{chei the guy de enjoy}
i guess the beauty of a lady does not go parallel with her brains

una don craze?

@ ibikaye u fit to do splits _{means you will be very sexy and turnable twistable,portable and , ?}

i lov turning and twisting ibikaye

the marriage no go last , jay z whey like toto pass em mama
phucked nases wife
phucked lil kim
pucked foxy brown
phucked blu cantrel
phucked, the list goes unfortunate b will be his latest conquer b4 he moves on to rihana if _{he aint secretly phucking her}

sucker for older women

there are no ufo's its stories the us government cooked up in order to prevent the russians
and the rest of the world from getting to know what they were actually doing(they were, and are building highly sophisticated warships that fly by themselves).during the testing of these spaceships people whom saw these things were confused because they had never seen any thing of that nature(beacuse they are mainly oblong in shape ie the warships or space ships).so in order to cover their tracks they leaked lies to the media(controversy sells) and the world bought it.the us govt also purposly crashed some of these planes packed full with chemicals which were believed by the rest of the world to be body parts on constituents of aliens

most of this ufo sitings have been in navada near the gulf of mexico where the us govt has their secret military base,its know surprise that most ufos are seen either in mexico or near nevada.

007

take her to are quite cossy and expensive restaurant(if u fit afford am) then both of you place your orders(u 4 don prearrange with the restaurant people) then they bring your order first you open it,and theres orishi orishi sizzling inside your plate,imediatly then they bring hers,she opens it and theres a rose and a ring inside her plate,specially composed romantic with her name go begin blast(softly)from the reastarant then you go down on one knee and ask will u marry me

waste

@ lisa, hw u doin

pump harder

sperm and egg just met

lice

@zigi
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ammmmmmmm your guardian aaaaaaaaannnnnnnngel
howzzzzz wrrrk in thhhhhhhhhhhhhhe bank

yes i get

not fustrated,but sick of this nation,garduated 2 yrs ago
i wrked for some time and decided to quit,what are u studying? u may some tutoring, which skool.
am in lagos
marwa gardens prescisly and u where u @
second degree thats nice am supposed to do my masters now,but i have some personal issues being straigtned out first,
for real naija is whack

@ lisa  were u lost ??u finally found ur way back??
am out of skool, just browsing

no ur not allowed to brrrrrrrrr,thers nothing to brrrrrrrrrr about,cos lifes boooooooooooring
even on the coke and fanta side of this wack life

@ wellii ??

bad luck,(premier leauge we lost only 3 mathces ONLY) ucl bad ref,the ref admitted it later on.

what do you do? lisa