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RoseEze3: Visit many of the job sites and you see a lot of grammatical errors and researches shows that our hnd holders are the culprits. They passed through school but school didn't pass through them. And they wanna equate themselves with bsc holders. Op is an obvious example. Mtcheew.

Laff forget my banana inside deep creamy yummy cunt

Mind you am a bsc holder just kidding na hnd I get

Laff so tey my banana dey very rigid

Hahahahahhahahaha

I love this thread

fairygeh: God punish the person wey dey do OP

So be it #AMEN

femzone: Press Release 18th June 2013

PRESS STATEMENT
NIGERIA IMMIGRATION SERVICE RECRUITMENT: BEWARE OF FRAUDSTERS

It has been brought to the attention of the Nigeria Immigration Service that some unscrupulous Nigerians have continued to post advertorials on the internet calling for submission of applications for recruitment into various cadres in the Nigeria Immigration Service as well as demanding for some amount of money to be deposited into certain bank accounts for the recruitment.

The Comptroller-General of Immigration wishes to re-iterate that the NIS is presently not carrying out any recruitment exercise at any level. Therefore, the CGI calls on members of the public to be wary of the antics of these few fraudsters to avoid falling prey to them.

The CGI wishes to reassure Nigerians that whenever the Service will commence recruitment, the public will be duly informed in the manner prescribed by Federal Civil Service Rules and Regulations as well as other relevant statutes to ensure fairness, equity and that only qualified persons that meet our contemporary needs are recruited.


EKPEDEME KING (DCI)
SERVICE PUBLIC RELATIONS OFFICER
FOR: COMPTROLLER GENERAL OF IMMIGRATION SERVICE
18th June, 2013


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I urge everyone not to fall prey to this scammers.immigration is not recruiting now.log on to www.immigration.gov.ng which is the officiat website.pls type recruitment in the search engine and see the result.be WARNED!!!

http://www.immigration.gov.ng/index.php?id=59

To whom it may concern.........

The meaning of this pointless letter? Pls this letter is back dated, I have already applied so is none of your problem if am scammed, at least is not your money

Thank you.... #gracias

anytaij: grow up in what sense my dear? just open ur eyes b4 is too late I knw 1k is a small change that u can 4get I sha don tell u wetin I knw my family peeps are much in NIS so I know every like u said Mr know all.

Who cares even if your family owns NIS #Gaddamn

And I guess u must be a retarded fellow up in the brain to self acclaim yourself as MR KNOW ALL, you are MR EWU MUMU like you #smh for your unborn generations #tongueOUT

Ejaculate

Ayomivic: can it be done on phone?

Hi Ayomivic, can u print out on your phone?
Moral of the lesson, connect your medula oblaganta to your mouth (hand while typing) before asking unthinkable questions. Thanks

Sowie if am too blunt #iLaff

Zakkyoz: If this is a scam, I readily fall for it. This is what they said during NN recruitment that dissuaded me from applying. It's better to have expectation than to just sit and look others doing it.

I seconded you bro, prepare for the worst but still praying for the best.

Da'saintpee:
au du i du t 4 x2-02?

Pls express yourself in english language #thanks

kolidave: Its very true,done my research already. Works on some nokia phones. Doesn't work for BB so u won't be able to see it talkless of downloading it. You BB users should be content with BBM Jare...

What of nokia C2? Pls reply asap #thanks

Tofunmi Abe: Read dis pls. In the public hospital of Itaguaí (RJ) in UK last weekend was born a girl with hands joined together, like one who's praying.The doctors told the parents that they would operate the hands of that girl and that they would give her antistatic. The operation was easy because it seemed like the hands were simply glued together by one membrane (skin), layer apart.When they opened up the hands of the child, you can't imagine what was written...'JESUS IS COMING BACK...' The doctors started weeping and all that were in the hospital. The suburb of Itaguaí is undergoing a movement now, People that havewithdrawn from church are going back and others are receiving Jesus Christ as the only saviour.God sent that child simply to convey his message. After a few hours, she died. Mission accomplished.I have received now, I'm passing on!!!The Lord of Lords is coming back.'Seek you the LORD while HE may be found, call you upon Him while He is near:' Isaiah 55:6Send this to everyone in your address book, send it to all recipient on your contact Don't be too preoccupied with work. This is important!!!I am blessed and highly favored I got this mail from a friend and had to share it with everyone on my list.Let us take this serious as we stop every bad evil ways of ours, so we can, also, meet in heaven together and not apart.(It takes nothing from u ,let ur pride out of d way n send it 2 all)Dept of SurgeryHomerton University hospitalHomerton RowLondon E9 6




A Pastor saw an old man,₪ gave him c∕̴Ɩ lift as dey were goin,d old man said,my son,do u know wat happened in Heaven last night? The pastor asked How did u get d information about heaven? The old man said last night in Heaven God became very angry wit man n asked d angels 2 blow d trumpets d angels picked up d trumpets n as dey were about 2 blow it Jesus fell down n began 2 beg in tears and he forgave us bt he sent angels 2 warn us and 1 of them was that old man....Are you ready!!!

Facebook news feed post by: Solomon Oluwadarasimi
Solomon Oluwadarasimi wrote:

MY DREAM LAST NITE:

Last night I prayed between 1-3 am. Then, I went to sleep. I saw a time table prepared with days of the week. I saw that a day was chosen for RAPTURE to take place. Then I woke up.
Friends, the time is up. Anything can happen any moment from now. If you love your soul, get ready.
Forget whatever you have achieve or not achieve, prepare to meet your God.

Haba, everyone knows GOD is real,
Buh you really sucks
Why don't u open another thread for this ish!
#justpassingby

Mr. Aladin:
No. It works on asha 201 nokia c3. N some other java fones

Please does it work on nokia C2-00 #Nokia C2

Thanks

Ade58: on which newspaper it was advertised pls?

Daily trust page 7 sept 10 2013

onuawuchi: What's the age limit for the superintendent Cadre, is it 30 or 35?

How old are you? 30 or 35yrs?

Just kidding #LOL

I need a PSP loaded with good and interesting games....holla at me 08189507440

#thanks

Lie!!! The truth they won't tell you, smh for you that believe this crap. #durr

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@kadekeye

Glamourogo: In case you didn't know that one of the Nollywood actor, Prince Jide Kosoko's daughter, Bidemi Kosoko is presently a youth corp member at Ibadan, Oyo state, Nigeria, let us quickly tell you that she is...

READ MORE:
http://glamourogo..com/2013/06/nollywood-actorjide-kosokos-daughter.html

@OP I guess you are not paying for your internet service abi, is free? Because how will someone in his or her right sense post such a whack and useless post like this on nairaland? Pls tell me, how will this your useless post place food on my table? Give me employment? Provide shelter for? Help me invest on my project? In fact you must be a retard.....pls is a sunday morning I would have said may God punish all your generation for wasting my MB and most importantly my TIME.
Just go weewee for wharf #nonsense

Glamourogo: In case you didn't know that one of the Nollywood actor, Prince Jide Kosoko's daughter, Bidemi Kosoko is presently a youth corp member at Ibadan, Oyo state, Nigeria, let us quickly tell you that she is...

READ MORE:
http://glamourogo..com/2013/06/nollywood-actorjide-kosokos-daughter.html

@OP I guess you are not paying for your internet service abi, is free? Because how will someone in his or her right sense post such a whack and useless post like this on nairaland? Pls tell me, how will this your useless post place food on my table? Give me employment? Provide shelter for? Help me invest on my project? In fact you must be a retard.....pls is a sunday morning I would have said may God punish all your generation for wasting my MB and most importantly my TIME.
Just go weewee for wharf #nonsense

@ OP pls I have a problem with my bb 9700 anytime I try to update any previous app from my blackberry world my bb will just restart all over again, so I can't even upgrade those apps on my bb like bbm, facebook etc pls help a brother out.
I owe you one
Thanks buddy

Texas.Cowgirl:
My brother, the thing funny die

I think they're simply tired, give them another month to pick up where they left off

My sister cowgirl, hope that is not your real picture? Cos you got my skin outta my body.....my medical advise for you, pls lose some weight #thanks

kashman04: mrning octavo. Just saw ur thread. Pls am interested o. Here's my mail. Kasheemahmed@gmail.com

Shut the fuckup he gave his number, nothing about email address there dumbass #durrrr

Justosaus: http://mobile.punchng.com/output.php?link=http://www.punchng.com/news/teachers-begin-strike-in-11-states/

Oh no I thought Oyo was among *sadface*

Op if I have too much money 2mao, you will say that I have joined illuminati huh? Your thinking is absurd, your brain is minute, what again? Go get a life #sucker

tinuolababy: Sexy is Tђξ word check out those lips aπϑ eyes

See your life outside, you are drooling already, you must be a commercial sex hawker.....your toto go don wide reach where your heart is, make u no allow me abuse you ooooooo, idiot monkey

sKeetz: PM me to get it free, don't mind anybody asking you for money. I wud hav pasted the procedures on hacking the sim here but Mtn might find and block it. Its as easy as a b c!

Am interested pls send it to my inbox
Kennyskan@yahoo.co.uk

Thanks buddy I owe you one

Yarboh: Dreamers! ♓☺w true is this claim? For any wage increase the federal wage structure have to be put into consideration. A level 8 civil servant earn less than 50k and some of you are sitting in this forum expecting to receive 35k or 55k.
When did they increase it to the present amount? I served 6years ago and was earning 9k as my monty allowance. Please corpers go and serve Ɣ☺ƱR father's land and let money not be the bases. The scheme was designed to united and integrate us as one indivisible country not to be a father xmas party.

Yarboh: Dreamers! ♓☺w true is this claim? For any wage increase the federal wage structure have to be put into consideration. A level 8 civil servant earn less than 50k and some of you are sitting in this forum expecting to receive 35k or 55k.
When did they increase it to the present amount? I served 6years ago and was earning 9k as my monty allowance. Please corpers go and serve Ɣ☺ƱR father's land and let money not be the bases. The scheme was designed to united and integrate us as one indivisible country not to be a father xmas party.

Yarboh: Dreamers! ♓☺w true is this claim? For any wage increase the federal wage structure have to be put into consideration. A level 8 civil servant earn less than 50k and some of you are sitting in this forum expecting to receive 35k or 55k.
When did they increase it to the present amount? I served 6years ago and was earning 9k as my monty allowance. Please corpers go and serve Ɣ☺ƱR father's land and let money not be the bases. The scheme was designed to united and integrate us as one indivisible country not to be a father xmas party.

Sharaaaaap you are clueless, prepare for the worst but still praying for the best......