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You must be honest with your feelings.  Stop getting wet over the thought of my posts and quit derailing the topic.  Come to my chatroom https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-152497.96.html if you want to apply to win a date with me. Until then go suck your thumb and let the thread breathe.

SeanT21:
Are You stuck in the house all day?

You need to get around and meet people. You sound Desperate. Always chasing me on nairaland. I DO NOT WANT YOU!!

LOL! Liberia! Am I drooling over your grammatical blunders or your body odour?  What is there to want in you?
Don't forget yesterday you were shouting that "you like me" . I don't bite. If you ar going to cheat on your boyfriend with me, do it carefully.
It is almost midnight.  Where else do you expect me to be besides the house?

SeanT21:
Do not blame it one me that you do not know your sex papi. Its not my fault. All You have to do is unzipped your pants ^{and see your pussy}

What if it's not there, do i get to see yours?  _{we can't tell your boyfriend} Quit calling me papi, you sound like a ho.

Is that because you're bi-curious? stop stalking me.

SeanT21:
I can not wait to see CNN BLACKS IN AMERICA.

Maybe you will actually "learn" something from it this time.

Lied to me that it's on ly what's in side that counts yet you almost fled when you found out I weighed 500lbs

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=152497.msg2527895#msg2527895 date=1216443594]Which one are you?[/quote]Why should I explain to you. You are just a flirt. you ruined our date.

That rotten lesbian started this rubbish.  I wonder why I keep attracting lesbians.  Well I don't mind.

When did we discuss my gender status?  
Never said I was a she.

Can I be neuter?

If I say M willy will run away, if I say F rudy will run away.

. Identity crisis again o.

what is all this confusion. . I am what you said.

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=152497.msg2527815#msg2527815 date=1216440689]@CH3COO
You're fat?
ewwww, forget the date.
dnt want you to clean out my kitchen. I need the food supply till next month, thanks.[/quote]It's nothing gastric bypass can't take care of   The excess skin can be very useful during pre-intimacy.  We can play find the yekini.

80 quadruple D

Freewilly:
CH3 I love you till the end of time, I promise you, once you have some of this you'd never want to stop.

ruby, you will be a very fine replacement for thief of hearts.

Freewilly:
Thats right babe, by the time we done you'd be calling my name over and over again.

I'm in the process of securing another contract.  hope you don't mind?

debosky:
Hehehehehe. . . . .your worst nightmare has just been revealed - CH3COO is an obese, multiple chinned 600 lb janitor

Lol.  Ruby said it's what is inside that counts.  

She has enough cleavage to keep me afloat incase of suffocation.


Willy, I don't care what you say as long as you love me.

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=152497.msg2527794#msg2527794 date=1216440098]What contract now?

@CH3COO
Wan*na make it a real date?
send me your SSN so I can locate you [/quote]SSN so I can get deported to Nigeria tomorrow?  Shows how much you truly love me.  Here enjoying my air con jejenly but you want me to go back to phcn and kerosene.

Freewilly:
Oh baby I can't wait, I'll rock you world believe that

This is destiny.  You are the closest I have ever gotten to toasting a hottie.  My chins are red and my palms are sweaty. .

Jesus answereth my prayer

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=152497.msg2527781#msg2527781 date=1216439791]@David,
come and join me then.

@CH3COO
Yea, I have fluffy pancake for a booty.
but its what's inside that counts[/quote]you have not signed my contract but you have began to lobby for david's .


ruby, on a friday, the best you can do for me is a text date  

Freewilly:
DON'T WORRY MY DEAR WHEN WE FINALLY MEET, IT'S GONE BE ALL FIRE WORKS

then let us arrange a meeting.  drop your number on my lap asap.

you hear what david said.  i have curfew

littlewilly, dearly beloved, you scattered my brains before i ever met you.

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=152497.msg2527766#msg2527766 date=1216439500]@CH3COO
Wan*na see my behind abi?
sorry hon, it's all about what's inside [/quote]I tried looking for it.  but rumour has it you can't have both .


Baby gets to enjoy but not me. A little unfair dont' you agree?

milknhoney:
what a thread.

Join us please. Are you applying? Currently accepting applications.

Ruby

I am already tired of the big . In a few years they will give way. The apple bottoms never fail.

ruby please relocate.  it won't cost you but a few clicks.  Willy, apple bottoms?     .   Ruby how do I file for divorce?

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=152497.msg2527750#msg2527750 date=1216439109]DID WE DISCUSS MY MARITAL STATUS


The picshur on my profile is my brother. He's my best brother [/quote]Brother? AYE e, you are still lying. What kind of brother fondles your

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=152497.msg2527743#msg2527743 date=1216438953]acetate, sharrap dia. [/quote]Why are you scaring off my customers?  God will not block your chance at true love, satan please.