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Sumbdy SCREAM!!!!!
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(JESUS)

Asakel: Abeg o which type ov dance...
Azonto, Etighi, Limpopo, Alanta, Makossa, Uku, Kelekedimma.
Lol'

Kai!

Dance are ure led!!!!!!!!!

*na cultural dance dy make sense pass Ooº°˚

Eeeeeeee eeeeeee eeeeeeee eeeeeeee


MY LORD IS GUD Ooº°˚ x100




#AH WNNA SEE YOU DANCING!!!!!!!!#

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#admitted#

Pls sumbdy confirm

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Omg! Omg! Omg! Omg! Omg!

Dilish

Dilish!

Happy sunday all

Wnna share our 2day's message in our church for y'all

Topic- THE WIND AND THE STORM OBEYED HIM (JESUS)
Text- umm.. No offence.. i was computing figures when the bible was being read (am d p.A to the sunday skul secretary in our church)

Well.. Ah dnt wnna derail.. So ama jez giv a brief summary of d preaching


Our pastor was trying to encourage us that in what ever challenge or difficulty that we are goin thru in our lives.. We shuld not giv up!!!
Tinz may b very critical yeah.. Ryt.. But as a follower of christ we shuld be hopeful because.. Jesus is alive!! He aint dead.. His hands r not too short to reach out onto us.. His ears are not deaf that he can't hear our prayers..

Even as the wind and d storm obeyed Jesus, that very soon.. All our problems and challenges will be over!!!!!!!!
We shuld look onto God as d author and d finisher of our faith!!

GET READY FOR A MIRACLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Tell ur neighbour)

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Wah culd dis mean?

Beezally: Chaarly let's go nw we av important business u knw ba

ok my dear

*dnt mind da dapreacher

*carries beezally away

Una doh Ooº°˚
#gudnyt all. . .

dapreacher: dont worry..i wee buy ur own keke napep..so u wee be doin shakara for all dose uniben gehs

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Guy.. Waka
Lolz#

Beezally: e b lyk say u don dey craze

Hahahahahahah

dapreacher: *removes boxers* *runs after u like mumu* Yaaaayy!!! 3some tonight *dancing skelewu*

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha


Lwkmd Ooº°˚

Guy wix kine party.. U beta carry ur bible go toilet go dy practice wtn u go preach 2mrw Ooº°˚

Me and beezally wan calculate d money we go use rent self con wen we finish clearance

Beezally: duh am gonna a hire driver so I dnt wake up in a buga
tti

Hmmm.. Emmm..
Dapreacher abeg do fast buy d bugatti Ooº°˚ 4 me n beezally

Can't wait to stat taking her out

dapreacher: *punches 2nd eye* so u re d charly dat allways credits her fone!!! God yaff catch u today!
Pls leave us alone..if i dinor buy credit for her she wee sleep..wu is she calling?

Yay!

C indictment Ooº°˚

Ah go sue u for damages *smh*

Infact am subpoena-ing u ryt away

WE'LL SEE IN COURT!

Beezally: no I want emm buggatti yes

Hehehehehehe
So u too wan follow wake up insyd bugatti lyk rick ross


U wey no fit ride tyre

Hmmmmmmmmm

Beezally and da-preacher




#i jez dy observe#

Beezally: I no be chicken joor u no fit

Hmmm... U dan dy get mind shey..
Jez wait 4me

*borrows asakel's sledge hammer
Na me n u 2dy

Beezally: no mind d guy he sabi laff anyhow kai

Hehehehehe

Beezally if ah catch u eh..
Didi na go help u Ooº°˚

*runs away*

Asakel: Hmmmph! We shld dance as the spirit lead us eh.
Hmmn! E go beta make i jes dey nod head o..dey shake ma left leg. Cos if the spirit hold me..kon lead me go dance makossa. I knw maself...na go on soun.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Lolz

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UNIBEN WILL SOON RELEASE THE 2013/2014 MERIT ADMISSION LIST

CANDIDATES ARE ADVICED TO START PRAISING GOD BECAUSE HE HAS DONE IT!!!!

AS YOU GO TO CHURCH 2MRRW, GIVE A BOUNTIFUL OFFERING TO THE LORD!

DONT GO AND BE PUTTING 20NAIRE AND 50NAIRE AS OFFERING

PAY YOUR TITHE TOMMORROW!!!
SO THAT WHEN YOU WANT TO DO YOUR CLEARANCE, GOD WILL NOT BE TIGHT IN PROVIDING THE FINANCES

SING AND DANCE TOMORROW!!

DONT GO AND BE DANCING ETIGHI, ALANTA, ALINGO, AND SKELEWU IN THE HOUSE OF GOD!

RATHER, DANCE AS YOU ARE LED BY THE SPIRIT OF GOD

#IT IS SETTLED#
PRAISEEEEEEEEE YE DAAAA LORDDDDDD!!!!

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Romanticboy1: wich knd sause b dis?

Na Tomato sauce

When ever ah see another breaking of the day......»

Ah say thank you Lord.. Thank you Lord..

Lord answer our prayers.. Let our cries come up 2u

#admittees!!!!.. Just praise God 2day.. It is done!!

*the lord has done it all.. Nothing remaineth!
Jesus has done it all.. NOTHING REMAINETH!!!

Eyen ana ma ma.. Poi su we ke
Jesus ana ma ma.. Poi su we ke (in akwa ibom)

Jesus the mighty one-----»













Heaven and earth is bowing before you baba!!
@ d mention of the name Jesus!!!!!
Every knees.. Dey must bow bow bow bow because Jesus is the lord.
He's the king, he's the lord.. Ancient of days.. The bright morning stars.. The lily of the valley.. Ooº°˚ Ooº°˚ Ooº°˚


If the lord is with me.. Who will be against me.. Who will b against me?? Who will b against me

Nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody

Says d lord.
Heaven and earth is bowing.. They are bowing before you baba lord Jesus!!

KING OF KINGS------»

Heaven and earth is bowing
Heaven and earth is bowing
Heaven and earth is bowing before you baba!!!!!!!!!!!!

For the stars and moon they shine at night
For the stars and moon they do shine so bright
From the rocks to the pillars, the beautiful trees
To the song you deliver, the land and the seas
Thank you for protecting me
You gave me your right arm to set me free
You set me upon the hill so i can show the world and give thanks imela Ooº°˚

G̲̣̣̣̥o̲̣̥ό̲̣̣̣̥̥̊ƌ̲̣̣̣̥ М̣̣̥̇̊o̲̣̥O̲̣̣̥ό̲̣̣̣̥̥̊я̲̣̣̥п̲̣̣̥̩̥ɪ̣̝̇ι̥ȋ̝̊̅̄ı̣̣̣̩̥G̲̣̣̣̥_̅̅̅ HOLY-SPIRIT!!
G̲̣̣̣̥o̲̣̥ό̲̣̣̣̥̥̊ƌ̲̣̣̣̥ М̣̣̥̇̊o̲̣̥O̲̣̣̥ό̲̣̣̣̥̥̊я̲̣̣̥п̲̣̣̥̩̥ɪ̣̝̇ι̥ȋ̝̊̅̄ı̣̣̣̩̥G̲̣̣̣̥_̅̅̅ admitees!

Preciousguyx: [size=20]DEAR GOD[/size] ITS ME AGAIN

Please Lord dont count my sins against my admission else, i would neva be admitted!

Lord take charge today. . .please Jesus. . .consida me. You can still do sometin now if somtin is malfunctionin in my admission(1st batch)

I also commit all d active & passive aspirants of dis thread unto ur able care. As u av done for me, LORD, do theirs. (ameN!!!)

AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Daclimax: The admission list will be released today.

Father, I thank you for granting me Admission!

AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


i tap into dis in JESUS NAME!!!!!


FATHER LORD GOD, THANK YOU FOR GRANTING ME ADMISSION IN JESUS NAME
AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!