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demistry: Itz kinda funny wat sum peepz do...Imagine...u r an aspiring aspirant of a sch n u dnt knw der website...hmm...nazo d uncivilisation encompass u...m nt directin dis @any1 jes sayn d truth..dat @ ur level of undstndin der r sum tinx dat r worth knwin..i wish sum pple wer bannd 4 askin irrelevant qsts eg d website of jamb..u mite as wel ask d website of google...Plz try 2 b relevantly inquisitive n nt irrelevantly inquisitive...Find out fundamental tinz by ursef..
*In Robots Voice* I repeat Not Directed At anyone.....
*In Demistry's Voice*#PEACE

hehehehehe in detivo's voice>>> nobody shuld take it personal

Beezally: get the scratch card frm jamb office or any of their outlets for now in abj its 1k. Go to a near by cafe tell them wat u wnt
Note its must be printed in coloured

hehehehehe. . . Frm jamb office to my house na 50box. . Beezally wn ure cumin to buy ya own. . . Holla me o

#team page 700#




dis God is xo gud 2me
he made my lyf pure n kul lyk d sea
he made my star shine xo clean
i cn neva eat frm dustbin

dis God is xo gud
he blessed me, he made me a nyc dude
he sm0kes no cigar bt hes xo high
xo dnt b surprised wen ah kal him d m0st high
blessed me n made me xo fly
theres natin in dz world ah na go fit buy
theres natin my enemies go fit try
nw i cn walk n talk lyka big guy
l0ok at me beezally. . Hehehehe
am i nat l0okin gud?
Tis nahd my fault my loff. . Dis God is xo gud
he blessed wit a frnd lyk u dt looks gud,
he gave me a mama dts c0oks gud f0od
gave me clothes lyk adam and eve. . . Xo neva again in my life wil i b naked
except d heat is t0o much n i wna lay 0n my bed *winks
i cn b hated bt neva underrated!
Wen ah go awt i carry d an0inting. . .
Xo dts y am alwys appointed 4 sumtin
diz God is xo gud. . He givs me anytin
diz God is xo nyc. . . Hes my evrytin
beezally is xo fyn shes my. . . . Make una c0mplete am 4 una house. . .
GUDPM FRESHERS!7
make una na mind me o. . . . #hyped#

Beezally: Gud am every body chaarly go joor sha my phone was nt with me dear.

eyaa my loff. . . Am xoxo sowie

benusi: Una no dey tire to write? Wetin!!

It is even more difficult to read oooo. Abeg make you and trafford slow down.

hehehehe. . . Sowie sir

badbull92: luv ur post bro...nd gud mawin too...but d tin na say ma name no D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ y Lol as if dem D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ knw ghost.

thanks sir

Woah! Riley freeman. . . Nyc epistle. m very sure dts d longest av seen here. Ummm. . . Yo an art student ryt? Well. . . No pun intended. . Buh ah guess dts it wit art studs. . Wen eva we sit to write. . It just flows n keep flowing n flowing. . I cn evn write my own epistle 4 d persn dt changed d name f dis thread. . D persn na try at all. . I jez dnt wna post anytin coz me ah hate attenti0n. . Lyk criosly. . Y ah evn joined nairaland was coz of uniben postume. . Wantd 2b getting infos. . On d date n registration as at dt time. . Bt thnk God 4 uniben admissi0n thread last year. . It kinda helpd sha. . D persn dt changd d name f dis our thread didnt evn hav it in mind dt d 2014/15 prospective studs r gnna b needin infos t0o. . . Anywy ah jez let it b coz, . Wetin c0ncern me. . Na b me get thread. . And as c0ol as i am. . I hate mis-understandings. . Didnt wnt 2 hav any frnd b4. . . Until ah was fully admitted. . Bt tinz changd u knw. . Av "met" lotsa peepz. . Ah met my darling beezally, faithy and mickey, adex, asakel, kolade d c0median, sylvalord, mehelenalicious, karen, wont 4get d hilarious michael sokoto. . And sum othrs. . Xowie if ah 4get ur name. . . Am human. . Hehehehe. . Tis reali 1daful meetn y'all. . C0ngrats to every1 on dz thread. . Doze admitted and doze yet to. . Doze yet to. . . D bible said "kal upon me in d days f trouble n i wil deliver u" d bible also said. . . "ask n u shall reciv, seek. . U sure gnna find. . . Knock n d doOr shall b opened. . If uve d0ne these. . . Then theres no nid to fret or get urself worked up. . Jez relax n allow God 2do his work! C0ngrats in advance. . And 4 doze who hav lost hope sum hw. . Pls cheer up. . . And lyk my godfather alwys quote. . D quote of which av cum 2 undrstnd very well and like. . . " WITH A SPECIAL ARRANGEMENT THE DEVIL CAN SEE GOD" and as detivo wil alwys say. . . Pls dnt take diz pers0nal. . . All pers0nally. . . ! *beezally ah was kalin n kalin u yrtrdy o. . . Guess u wre nt wit ur f0ne. .
woah woah woah! Wait. . . Ah jez remembered dis song. . 'cheer up 4d master has come. . Cheer up 4d master has c0me. . Evry beginning has an end. . .evry nyt has a morning, evry battle has a winner. . . CHEER UP 4D MASTER HAS C0ME. . Ps. D master aint me. . Hes d lord our saviour Jesus Christ. . . GoOoOod morning!

Karen darling. . . Thanks 4ur c0ngratulatory msg. . . We sure gnna c0ngratulate u c0uple days frm nw. . . gudluck. . . Ubangiji is involved!

Kolade9: Quited 2go on my birthday

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lol. . . Na me cum open 2go on my bday? Wt of whatsapP

[quote author=Riley_Freeman] Thanks man...Wasn't 62 admitted?

But wait o...why should 66 get Religious Studies n 64 get eng/lit..? Hmmm....catchment area...I guess [/quote]riley y u open my yansh na. . Anywy. . . Ah hope i hav c0ursemates o, . Else i go jez clear in 4 law (miracle stil dy happen o) my c0ursemates pls holla me o

Kolade9: Baddo!!!
Why freshers nite? Why not matric day?
Ah fear u woh

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha rotfl

Kolade9: These girls don't know me sha

Ask chaarly how i toasted a girl and got her after just 2 years

hahahahahahaha lwkmd. Diz guy. Ah nid 2 c u during clearance. . . Wts ur 2go i.d

Kolade9: These girls don't know me sha

Ask chaarly how i toasted a girl and got her after just 2 years

hahahahahahaha lwkmd. Diz guy. Ah nid 2 c u during clearance. . . Wts ur 2go i.d

Kolade9: If you were given animal biology pls accept it








Atleast for my sake








I need coursemates

hahahahahaha lolz

Mehlena: law is 5yrs nd nt 4 yrs.

+law skul----< 6yrs

Congratulations evry1 (adex, didi, trafford, mickey, benusi, mhiz bernie, emylexray, sylvalord, obeni precious, beeeeezallllly! sowie if ah skippd yo name. . C0ngrats! Y'all yet 2b admitted. . . I beliv wit a special arrangement, one can see God. Congrats in advance. . C0ngrats 2me t0o. . Aftr dreaming i saw myself in uniben strolling around 3tyms. Eyaf cum 2 pass woh. Dou my c0urse was changd hehehehe. . . Nabdy wey fit stop me. Pls y'all jez say amen.
Lord, as we get ready for clearance and registration, give us money oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo and command ASUU to SUSPEND dis strike IN JESUS NAME!!!!
Amen

Beezally: Chaarly ℓ̊ see u av u rechecked thanks dear hope u sent ur. No on 2go

ah havnt gotten a new line oooo... ah will call u in d evenin

yay! beezally am xoxo happy 4u ooooooo... congratulations

[quote author=Dem-all-crazy]Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh! LIST AF COME OUT OOO!




















List of tinz I want 2 buy 4 my matwic party!

*sights Asakel approachin mua wif sledgy, takes off* [/quote]hahahahahahahahahaha lwkmd o. . Michael sok! U af cum again

[quote author=Dem-all-crazy]Chinko season 6 [/quote]hahahahahahahahaha hope dz is nt michael sokoto. Happy new m0nth brother!

Adex097: 01-09-2013

Happy new month guys.
This month will bring forth promotions, success and uncommon testimonies for everyone of us IJN.


Amen

AMEN!!

Detivo: nd dey do justice to it by givin u religious study. Kofa wil prove jamb rong. Lets wait nd see

ok bro. . Am hopeful

Faith93: gud evenin evrybdy, i really dnt update much here cos am nt much of a good poster...lol i wud say am one of does whose good at viewing aniwai dats by d way.....chaarly swirie i don miss u for bbm o...anyway ur wrds touched me am so glad u took d courage in taking dat course regardless of ur choice of course nd high score....dont wori...evrytin we cum across in life weda good or nt is always for a purpose....anyway to all of u dat av gotn admitted ...congratzz!...and to dose of u who r still waitn including me,fret nt cos i av d feeling dis coming week is gonna b a joyful one for evry1 of us....anxiety is a waste of tym...pls u all shd b patient nd hopeful.....luv y'all....nd i continue my viewing..!...lol:

yay! big sis hw r u oh. . . Am misn u to0. . My bb was st0len. . Twas faulty. . Ah gave sum1 to repair it 4me. . . He kept it sumwre. . Cnt find it again. . Well nat 2 worry. . . New bb loading. . . 40%

Trafford: Chaarly..my man..I see you too.. Ur post bam sha..nice one.


You n this your Beezally matter sha...ehmmm...I no talk o

Thanks bro. . . beezally is ma loff

IVYKORAH: lol.... Gat me laffin.....buh its good u accept it. You never can Know God's plan.... I speak from experience...put in your best and God will surely surprise you for the best...

thanks sis happy new m0nth

Detivo: guy sowi 4 asking, wat is ur agg and screenin score

agg 66
screenin score 77

Mickey7: This beezally nd chaarly *frowns*


goodluck chaarly

Hehehehehehe. . . Liv us ooo. . Bezally darling. . . Happy new m0nth and u to0 mickey m0use

ok guys emmm ah jez wnna clear sumtn aite..
tis no longer news dt i was given religious studies while i applied 4 law.. and lyk criously.. all praises to God!
but religious studies? jeez! m jez thinkn hw d course is . my brother was lyk>> so chaarly u wan go almighty uniben go study christainity, hinduism, budduism, demonism, and satanism? (d way ah laff wen he said it ehh) but come to think of it.. i dnt tink ah can stay 1 more year @ home.. coz as i dy nw eh i really nid a change of environment. dis abuja dan tire me wallahi!!!! my mom was askn if i'll acceept it.. i told her yes oh.. and lyk criously am acceptin d course joor i na dy send anybdy again. aftr all Jesus go soon come(pls dnt mis-quote me oo.. i really mean wah ah said coz i dreamt ah wasnt raptured>> d dream really got me scared. (i was in our house.. twas early in d mawnin.. so wen ah stood up, ah culdnt find my brothers and my mom. i went to their room, none of dem were there.. i was lyk wre did evrybdy go na.. wetn dy happn.. b4 ah culd undrstnd wt was goin on, i lookd at our tv den ah saw d word RAPTURE written in red colour in capital letters den i woke up and stat askn God to 4giv all my sins. pls guys... dnt 4get dt Jesus is coming very soon.. no tym again o.... and all dis "my course.. my course" it matters sha... bt ah dnt tink it really matters lyk dt.. if God wants to bless u.. it dosent matter wat course u read in skul.. hes gnna bless u!! i knw of a servant of God and othr pple who didnt go to skul and dy are multi millionaires 2day.. even c wizkid sef.. shebi him say make skul relax 4 nw.. is he nt makin it?? lemmi stop derailing.. bt d boiling point is>. accept wah ever ure being givn to study.. while in skul, u cn stil write jamb and apply 4 ur original course again.. tis better dn stayn at home and waitn 4 anthr jamb. thank you! (lyk ah alwys say... theres power in spoken words>> WATCH WAH Y'ALL SAY OOOOO>> wen i finished my post ume.. i told God i wnt LAW.. bt if law dosent come.. dt evn dou na edo language dem gimme.. i go collect (crazy me huh? but ah said dz outta frustration.. kinda. God bless y'all. wish y'ALL luck in ur admission. (my fone dan spoil.. am foneless ryt nw am in d cafe and my time remain 20mins.. gudbye all.. remain blessed!

Beezally: Ooº°˚ my darling sorry u hear. Dnt wrry na q10 u go buy sorry ok .. Ntn yet o

thanks dearie

beezallyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my fone eyaf loss oh
i gave sumbdy 2 repair it 4me ystrdy in church. he kept it on d chair, after d service we culdnt see it again

am xoxo foneless ryt nw... am in d cafe. i buy 1hr


++ hw r uuu++ hav u checkd jamb site agin?

Fairfax: Congrats Chaarly.wat's ur agg?

66(applied for law)

Adex097: @charly , congrats.

Thanks bro... Wish U̶̲̥̅̊ luck with urz

Michael Sokoto: Chai! Chinko, season 5












Eewo! Unlimited new page openings wit admission granted status
HMMMFVCDDY. (Happiness must make me friend VC daughter dis year)

Hahahahahahahahahaha
Michael!!!!!!!!! ℓ☺ℓ
Hw fa U̶̲̥̅̊ Ŋa̶̲̥̅.... Wetin dem giv u