₦airaland Forum

frazegidi: Ara-ra-ra-ra-rah Oro-ro-ro-ro-roh As e dey hot ma batch B mates we ® getting there.#team akwaibom# get a wife in akwaibom n d guvnor will give ÿ¤ù a car. Mob no tinz in ma school 2marw ma pple D̶̲̥̅̊ party is jst gettin started.

odumanpascal: Upgrade your jamb result to 200 and above call Mr thomos for help on 08077842290

osigiepurr: so, u ve finally made up ur mind on team Akwa ibom........nice one

Sensual Man: WALEXY505O I SEE U VIEWING.
UR A F'KD UP WOMAN'S TOTO. LOL
WE OPENED DIS THREAD WITH U SINCE JANUARY AND TIL DATE U NEVA INTERACTED WIT ANY OF US.
U BE YEAST INFECTED TOTO SHAA

hepheyemmy: NYSC 2013 Service Year
2013 BATCH 'B' MOBILIZATION LIST
The 2013 Batch B prospective Corps Members are advised to start checking their names as from Wednesday 22nd May, 2013 from their various institutions attended. while checking, they are expected to note their call-up numbers, and if there is any mistakes in their details, kindly report to Students Affairs Officer who will then forward to NYSC for corrections.

booqee: wat team are u on??

Charles Shaw: Lol
Including Van kossy, Kenny vikky, Scampy, shegman22, sayhi2bammy, Victor Ebong, Osigiepurr, Japht, Frazegidi, Buzzy1, Udoche, Tosynbolade, Babszo07, Herzyz, Van kossy, Halima-sexydiva, Olanje, Ideology

VICTOR EBONG: I don't think you will join this Batch because mobilization have ended, again, your school senate might not have approved your results. Be it as it may, to God nothing is impossible!!!

nyankpa: Good morning my prospective batch B colleagues. Please i'll like to know the implication of ones name not included in the mobilization list. Thanks. I Rep BUK *as e dey hot my blood dey boil*

VICTOR EBONG: It is well. I thank God that my state is mentioned by 95% as a good state. We give glory to God... But my question is: will NYSC still post corpers to the THREE states that the state of emergency was pronounced?

booqee: thank u very much chaloskida :-) . No wonder are lot of pple are on #teamAkwaibom. I'm having my eyes on cross river. Lemme go and think bout it.

buzzy1: good mornin friends..... me dey expect mob no today my blood dey hot
#team lagos

Sensual Man: GOOD MORNING PEEPS, SHAW MY HOMMIE, I C YA, I SEE Y'ALL TOO.
AS E DEY HOT, BATCH B SURE PASS JOOR.
[s]THAT MOSQUITOE NAMED DAVID HUME IS STILL IN BATCH C THREAD GIVING OAU PIGS FALSE HOPE OF GOING TO CAMP NEXT MONTH.[/s] I JUST LAFF IN UROMI.
SENSUAL, THE ONLY 1
SENSUAL, THE JUST 1
SENSUAL, THE KILLING 1
SENSUAL, THE SOLE 1
SENSUAL, THE ENTIRE 1
SENSUAL, THE EXCLUSIVE 1
SENSUAL, THE SOLO 1
SENSUAL, THE UNACCOMPANIED 1
SENSUAL, THE ALONE 1
SENSUAL, THE RULING 1
SENSUAL,
THE ONLY SENSUAL MAN ON NL

Charles Shaw: G'mornin All...
As e dey Hot, i jus dey Happi shaa...
Who nd who dey go skool today?

nellyquash: #Singing Tinz#
My God has done it all notin remaineth, Jesus has done it al, notin remaineth.
praisin God in Advance, As E Dey Hot. No tym.
I greet al d Ikengas n Ikengress in da buildin.
Long Live B13
Long Live Ikenger n Ikengress
Long Live we all.
swtdrms all.

meka chuko: Hi evry1. M̶̲̥̅γ SOR Ȋ̝̊̅§ nt yet ready up till this moment nd M̶̲̥̅γ dept claims t̶̲̥̅̊ơ have forwarded our names Fǿя long. Do ♈☺ΰ think i cn still make this batch?

booqee: God help me o..but i don't have team. My folks are seriously bent on runzing it for me to a safe state. But i don't know where i want. But i know i don't want north, lagos or ogun. Pls Which state is okay in terms of security, corpers allowance, and other aspects?? Thank you!

Amanda_Luv: Good morning all prospective corpers. As e dey hot, i cnt wait to see my mobilisation nos. Insanity means doing the same s.hit everyday just like i keep testing my white top and white shorts everyday in the mirror awaiting june 25th. God should please deliver me from this insanity, smh.
Greetings to all ikengas and ikengresses, as e dey hot

mcdokwe: I av lost all enthusiasm 2ward camp having lost and buried my dad who has been a factor and have been waiting 2 see me garb d nysc regalia... Life's just not fair

van Kossy :
Goodmorning my beloved soon to be corpers aka my Second family.........this week sure pass per mob number...but seriously thinking Of changing my mind about *Teamlagos*......lolz too much boys already and its like its gonna b a gay camp......lolz abeg where my akwa ibom people make i join una.......hope girls dey dia coz i no want dulling things...............As e dey HOt.....lolz *Team Akwa ibom* all the way..........................great day to y'all.........

Charles Shaw: As e dey Hot, i can't wait 2 b in skool dis week, view my name nd write dwn my Call-up Number for onward mail 2 my Influence Peddler

kponke denge: Thank u every1 4 ur advice. I hav bot 1000 lylon bags for sheet1ng and 50 newspapers 4 cleaning my yansh dat shuld be enouf. Thank God I hav taken care of dat problem.

D next problem is food how do I hide my half bag of garri, 2 bottles or groundnut, 1 packet of saint louis sugar and 1 bag of pure water from my hungry room mates so de won't steal it and finnish I 4 me. Thanks

sayhi2bammy: LADOKITES!!
Another bombshell from the stable of Lautech management team... our eagle-eyed network just informed me that Lautech did not mobilise many students who crossed in 200level due to some management errors. can you imagine after making necessary payments and observed all the rigorous protocols, we have used our rapid respond squad to arrest the ugly situation but the nysc ultimatum is over already. well i implore all the victims including myself to take solace in Allah's favour. because at times, you think something is better for you while it is not and vice versa. just ensure you engage in beneficial activities and dont neglect seeking knowledge especially that of the deen. may Allah assist us all ooo, I pray ALLAH ease the affairs for our mates who are already their nation and wish the awaiting batch B otondos a blissful service year in advance. and to the victims including me, may Allah continue to give us the best and goodness of life, all apons, go and do ur nikkah, dont place ur life plannings on ur academic life, they are two different courses, dont carry anyone over...cheers. i remain sincerely yours...I

I don't know who the guy is. And I don't know how true this is aswell. Can any1 pls confirm this?

Worwor: Happy to join the room

Amanda_Luv: lolz, men dnt rlly need much load joor.i've got all my items/provisions packed inside echolac box,all am just waiting is for june 25th to show face o
I can't wait any longer.
To all ikengas and ikengresses, nxt week sure pass o. Hope we'd c ourselves

salisy: My skul senate xam meeting will hold on 5th june, can we make it to b batch plsx.

UniportPlayGirl: I wil like am goin 2 camp with 40 to 50k and my sis wil be lik wat for?I told dem U should knw i lik show and I need to get soldiers drunk and declare drinks and ofe edikaikong for som fellas I barely knw in d camp I pay bills. Den 19,500 alawee in d camp d last day go be my tp back2 gidi lols