nellyquash:

my love no tym 2be wasted oo.
Hope u r enjoyin ur day?

As e dey Hot ehn... no tym again.
Sure am enjoyin mysef nd my day.
Which Team u dey sef??

booqee: carry a six by six sized wardrobe cupboard along to camp, and buy those big #1500 padlock for it.
True to God..they won't steal it!


As an afterthought, you can hire one of the soldiers to stand guard by ur stuff. Just make sure you have enough cash to pay him.

Since we r both goin 2 serve in mali u can guard d items 4 me. U wuld be drinkin part of my garri n I wuld be servicin ur p.ussi thoroughly.

USKE: Kubwa camp loading.................
4 days to blueprint.....
30 days to callup letter.....
37 days to camp....
BatchB‘13 on point
I dey hail oo!Sensual d only 1,charlces shaw,van kossy,piaget,damola123,bouqee,ananimous etc.I troway salute

I hail u bac my bruv.
#TeamAkwaIbom OverLoaded...

kponke denge:
Since we r both goin 2 serve in mali u can guard d items 4 me. U wuld be drinkin part of my garri n I wuld be servicin ur p.ussi thoroughly.

Lyk seriously? ? ? Hahahahahahahahaha
2day has been fun in dis haus
Tit for Tat
No dullin, u get xactly wat u ask 4.lol

Charles Shaw: I hail u bac my bruv.
#TeamAkwaIbom OverLoaded...

AKWA IBOM CAMP OVER LOADED JOOR.
@USKE I HAIL YOU TOO O!
TEAM AKWA IBOM NONI.

tariwalters:

YOBE, ADAMAWA OR BORNO STATE. CHOOSE 1

. Abeg 4wich one dem D̶̲̥̅̊ fight...pass.mayb Ŋª dia allowance go high pass.lwkmd

tariwalters:

YOBE, ADAMAWA OR BORNO STATE. CHOOSE 1

. Abeg 4wich one dem D̶̲̥̅̊ fight...pass.mayb Ŋª dia allowance go high pass.lwkmd

nellyquash: [font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]

gudmornin my wonderful peepz. Hope ur 9t was so grt? Like criously, its jst 4days 2go.
May God in his infinite mercy grant our wishes IJN. Amen.
#One Love#
batch B al d way......
As e dey Hot.

. Nelly Nofin do Ɣõu̶̲̥̅̊, I believe Ɣõu̶̲̥̅̊. I go D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ AP by Monday O°˚˚˚°. Monday na be watchnight O°˚˚˚°. Countdown continues, repping Comp sc.

Farouk senior: . Abeg 4wich one dem D̶̲̥̅̊ fight...pass.mayb Ŋª dia allowance go high pass.lwkmd . Abeg 4wich one dem D̶̲̥̅̊ fight...pass.mayb Ŋª dia allowance go high pass.lwkmd

ALLOWANCE FOR BORNO STATE IS #175,000 PER MONT, TRY THERE BROSS.
GOOD LUCK

payne_leex: But seriously, I read sense to what kponge denge posted earlier. It's often advisable you go to camp wit enuf nylon bags for shortputs. Except few camps, I bet u won't wanna enter the camp toilet after few days. COMMON SENSE tho.

really?? I dint even take him serious. Omo ma go buy like two packs of nylon.

Charles Shaw: Ur damn rite.
Dat brings 2 mind the camp sanitary cosideration.
Tho i'd do shot put, but mine'd be drop nd go.
BadLuck 2 any dude dat steps on my shyte

This thought is mutual broda
As in no time designing paper to rid-off faeces when we complain of infertile soil.
We can only hope we don't get caught. Decamping is real, yeah.

To be frank I can't imagine me spending three weeks in camp without setting P. Not that I can't do it bt my mind will wonder! What happen to they ladies? Even many of those who wear rings claiming married fake them to get re-deployed on marriage basis. They are the sh't!
Only few ladies will admit they can survive camp rigour without getting laid. They need us as much as we do. Dulling na sin #just finking.

kponke denge:
Since i'm goin 2 serve in bornu i can guard d items by myself. U wuld be drinkin part of my garri n I wuld be masturbating my finger sized joystick thoroughly and furiously .

i'll buy a carton of pears vaseline for u, u prolly can't afford dat..i understand d economy is bad for u..but don't worry i'm a nice girl.
But the problem here is you'll be serving in bornu, and I in aso rock, how do i send it to you?? Be careful tho, ur finger sized kpekus...... :-(

sayhi2bammy: LADOKITES!!
Another bombshell from the stable of Lautech management team... our eagle-eyed network just informed me that Lautech did not mobilise many students who crossed in 200level due to some management errors. can you imagine after making necessary payments and observed all the rigorous protocols, we have used our rapid respond squad to arrest the ugly situation but the nysc ultimatum is over already. well i implore all the victims including myself to take solace in Allah's favour. because at times, you think something is better for you while it is not and vice versa. just ensure you engage in beneficial activities and dont neglect seeking knowledge especially that of the deen. may Allah assist us all ooo, I pray ALLAH ease the affairs for our mates who are already their nation and wish the awaiting batch B otondos a blissful service year in advance. and to the victims including me, may Allah continue to give us the best and goodness of life, all apons, go and do ur nikkah, dont place ur life plannings on ur academic life, they are two different courses, dont carry anyone over...cheers. i remain sincerely yours...I

I don't know who the guy is. And I don't know how true this is aswell. Can any1 pls confirm this?

@Sayhi2bammy,, Chai..Eeyaa'' My dear is wel wit u... God hv a gud reason 4 everytin!

kponke denge: Thank u every1 4 ur advice. I hav bot 1000 lylon bags for sheet1ng and 50 newspapers 4 cleaning my yansh dat shuld be enouf. Thank God I hav taken care of dat problem.

D next problem is food how do I hide my half bag of garri, 2 bottles or groundnut, 1 packet of saint louis sugar and 1 bag of pure water from my hungry room mates so de won't steal it and finnish I 4 me. Thanks

hahahahahahahahaha...OMG... My guy u funy ooo, no bi smal'' notin do u jare, na ur lyf!

sayhi2bammy: LADOKITES!!
Another bombshell from the stable of Lautech management team... our eagle-eyed network just informed me that Lautech did not mobilise many students who crossed in 200level due to some management errors. can you imagine after making necessary payments and observed all the rigorous protocols, we have used our rapid respond squad to arrest the ugly situation but the nysc ultimatum is over already. well i implore all the victims including myself to take solace in Allah's favour. because at times, you think something is better for you while it is not and vice versa. just ensure you engage in beneficial activities and dont neglect seeking knowledge especially that of the deen. may Allah assist us all ooo, I pray ALLAH ease the affairs for our mates who are already their nation and wish the awaiting batch B otondos a blissful service year in advance. and to the victims including me, may Allah continue to give us the best and goodnes

That's Lautech 4 u,u ve to go thru stress b4 u get anythng processed/done. Hence,the name ''LAUSTRESS''. Dont worry abot d delay,God undastands than us humans. God's tym is d best.

tuktudicko:
Llght candle

do me d honor.

I always gbadun u guys on dis thread bt dnt let us 4get d purpose of dis thread. . .anybody with accurate info on mobilization no? May God forbid every form of error on our names, wot happened during batch a wl neva reoccur 4 those dat are affected..fct on my mind.

Sensual Man: AKWA IBOM CAMP OVER LOADED JOOR.
@USKE I HAIL YOU TOO O!
TEAM AKWA IBOM NONI.

...yes oooo #tEam akwa ibom.. ...buddy hangin

payne_leex: To be frank I can't imagine me spending three weeks in camp without setting P. Not that I can't do it bt my mind will wonder! What happen to they ladies? Even many of those who wear rings claiming married fake them to get re-deployed on marriage basis. They are the sh't!
Only few ladies will admit they can survive camp rigour without getting laid. They need us as much as we do. Dulling na sin #just finking.

....hmmmm passing by listernin to high school by nickky big yansh

Good mawning prospective OTONDOS.d countdwn continues.y'all ve a nice day
Tuk switty,ah see u clearly.hw was ur nyt switty?

Charles Shaw: As e dey Hot ehn... no tym again.
Sure am enjoyin mysef nd my day.
Which Team u dey sef??

gudmornin dear. As per dat Team, am teamless oo. I jst pray God push me 2 a bera place. Hope ur 9t was cool?

seundy: I always gbadun u guys on dis thread bt dnt let us 4get d purpose of dis thread. . .anybody with accurate info on mobilization no? May God forbid every form of error on our names, wot happened during batch a wl neva reoccur 4 those dat are affected..fct on my mind.

Ma guy such will neva b our portion IJN AMEN. We will ¨ǥ✽̤̥̣̣̣̣ n come back witout any hitches.

nellyquash:

gudmornin dear. As per dat Team, am teamless oo. I jst pray God push me 2 a bera place. Hope ur 9t was cool?

Ehyaa!!!!if ÿ¤ù ® teamless den join ma winning team. Buh in ma team we don't knw were we headin to buh neva mind we always keep ourselves posted.

I just can't stay still. Make 23rd reach quick na!

tojahh: . Nelly Nofin do Ɣõu̶̲̥̅̊, I believe Ɣõu̶̲̥̅̊. I go D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ AP by Monday O°˚˚˚°. Monday na be watchnight O°˚˚˚°. Countdown continues, repping Comp sc.

my luv my 2 hands dey up ooo, al hailings 2 u. Na tues i dey fallin as e dey hot. With enough wines 4 my bag. Wed na my birthday. Auchi go no say nelly enta town again, Favours go hear am, Presto n poly guest house.
Respect my Friend.
Countdown tinz on point.

frazegidi:

Ehyaa!!!!if ÿ¤ù ® teamless den join ma winning team. Buh in ma team we don't knw were we headin to buh neva mind we always keep ourselves posted.

#smiling# wel, dats d spirit. We gonna head 2 a bera place dats 4 sure. One luv dear

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good morning folks. i have missed this house. but i have been able to peruse through the convos.
the most striking point was taking nylon bags for shot putting. am on it! i am also thinking of going with a baby's potty hehehe.

m'corazon:
Good mawning prospective OTONDOS.d countdwn continues.y'all ve a nice day
Tuk switty,ah see u clearly.hw was ur nyt switty?

Hey luv, its a wonderful day
2day is d best day of d year
Hpe u slept fyn

nellyquash:

Wed na my birthday.

#TAURUS beiby
We RULE

Worwor: I just can't stay still. Make 23rd reach quick na!

no be only you o