₦airaland Forum

Posimii:
Are u serious? How come I Neva noticed dem? I think it abt wat u want to see( give ur attention to). If u intend seeing just hotties den u can always locate them even wen dey r far from u and if u want to see normal humans u can always see dem even wen hotties surround u like Jericho wall.

you just didn't look you would hv noticed

Posimii:
Come,na LCS u dey?

no

sapien:
Education girls are average?

Wow! I hardly believe this your assertion ooo.

What about those ones I used to see at Choba?

Yeah. Management girls, too, are bunch of hotties; Accounting and Finance and Banking girls can make one's temperature rise.

I used to tell my friends here in Lagos; if you don't go blind in Uniport, as a result of too many hotties you get to see on daily basis, as a guy, you can never go blind again. Lol.

dude uniport is the fountain of baes ,,,I chose education girls as average because thats my faculty don't fancy them ,,,,bro seriously sometimes I feel like I would fall sick because over here far away from choba I am.not feeding my eyes well with the right quality of babes

sapien:
I used to see some back then.

My roommate, while I was staying at the hostel in year 1, was Chemical Engineering course representative.

Those girls used to throng to my room in their droves to submit assignments and term papers.

Most of them are average looking. They are not as sophisticated and flashy as those Faculty of Humanities and Education girls.

Those ones are hotties. Lol.

lol bro education girls are average ,,, I would go for pharmacy, humanities and management as sophisticated

sapien:
Fine girls' department, huh?
Which, evidently, means Engineering girls are ugly?

lol bro engineering get girls ?

we need more uniport baes here @nzeh12 wat do u say ?

Posimii:
That kind complement! Na LCS department fine gals full no b EST. We do more of intellectual stuff not powdering nd makeup. Thanks anyway.

so EST girls don't make up. ,,,,,,

Nzeh12:
Correct!!! How far clearance, u don end am

bro I na just that their cert fee remain

tobiosunkoya:
Don't worry bro, God will provide!

ofcus

tobiosunkoya:
I thought you were talking about Unilag jare, fear catch me when I hear 35k, I think say Unilag don change clearance fee. Unilag convocation pack + clearance is 15k + 2k alumni along with certificate which goes for 1k.

your certificate goes for 1k ! damn ! ours is 23k niggazz dy hustle to get d cash @UNIPORT

Rebekkah:
everything na double double at the menshun of the name
Come and experience the 1da

lol don't worry I am on my way

Nzeh12:
Yes Ooh. Elect Elect. What about you

Economics/Edu

Nzeh12:
Finally uniport people are beginning to show face. I greet

.are you from uniport ?

chumaster:

I commit ?

y0rmee:
Rebekkah is just the Genesis description of "be fruitful and multiply"! One touch na 16 babies. Yhu won't just regret this, bro!

lmao , let's rock n' roll then

Posimii:
I'm good and you? Dept, English and literary studies(Major in literature).

ok , I am good , Economics/Ed

y0rmee:
Good boi! Now i dash yhu ma Rebekkah as full housewife! Yhu may now kiss ya troubles!

no problem sir you won't regret this decision hope Rebekkah will gimme twins

y0rmee:
Shebi Mongo park na middle name of Mark Nsabang?

na d baptismal name ni

y0rmee:
Stop using styl-Style to toast ma gwelfwelndzz!!

I am sorry sir

y0rmee:
Match ya own brake na! Sha no get brake failure like Shoemaker Chumaster!

lol mongo park go soon discover you

y0rmee:
English Language

comot ur hand for my plate of jollof rice mbok

skoloppy31:
o ti raji subuui gan

mbok interpret

Posimii:
Nope, u arent d only shudren of Uniport here meself rep Uniport. Good morning!

lol hello ,how are you ? whc department ?

Bestie0309:
Shey I yaf not try ni?

you tried

Bestie0309:
No problem. But I will accept that ring on 3 conditions.
1) I will be the one to make the rules
2) You will forget your NYSC this year to Stay with me cos I can't imagine myself in long distance relationship.
3) DM me your account and BVN to keep it safe from girls of Sodom and Gomorrah

blood of Zacharia @ y0rme this is the flesh of your flesh

@oga y0rmee you for match brake for this ur multiple proposals now me sef single pass coin

yinkhar:
hi, have been folowing for a while nw
I'm Olayinka, uniosun, microbiology....will be going for Lagos, Abuja and Cross rivers

beautiful yinkhar you are welcome

chumaster:
Go and tell Buhari to increase allowee to 200k with immediate alacrity.

Tell am say as em finish increase price of everything including toothpick, make em kuku look towards where dem hang allowee for wall and increase am to align with others Thank you!

the man no dey hear well and I no sabi sign language ni

y0rmee:
I need yhu to goan epp me slap buoda Buhari, abeg!

which kind slap you want make I give am ?

we have the following types of slap sir
mopol slap
babalawo slap
& ghost slap
with side attractions like ,partial or full blindness ,counting stars immediately after the slap and our special deafening effect


the bill is just 500k and two virgin crocodiles smiling

chumaster:
no vex bro

no wahala bro

oga chumaster my moniker is missing

good morning all

@ my oga's @the top chumaster and yormee thanks for the good work ,, if una get any errand to send me don't hesitate


meanwhile am I the only "shildren" of UNIPORT in here ,my fellows from the UNIQUE family pls identify urself