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baba2nday:
After three pecks.

[color=#CD1076]From your four wives? [/color]

baba2nday:
We will make sure they sleep, by Nine 0'clock.

[color=#CD1076]As a father, you will get to sleep by ten [/color]

baba2nday:
The World was created in SEVEN days

[color=#CD1076]Have you for once considered having eight children? [/color]

RaDaZaBaNa:
Cc prettythicksme..misskiffy...Flirtykaren..charijee..

[color=#CD1076]As e dey hot
*adjusts my goggles* [/color]

harristo:
Even if you say that; there are things that I can do that the OP can't do, and there are things that the OP can do that I can't do.
This is one of the things that the OP can do, that I can't do - hacking, which is necessary to get info on Lalasticlala, is my specialty.

[color=#CD1076]Ok, lemme believe you're scared[/color]

harristo:
I would've considered it, if I could hack websites and dig out information like the Op.

[color=#CD1076]You can....ain't you a man like him [/color]

harristo:
Me too.

I was expecting RaDaZaBaNa to sacrifice himself for us again.

Disappointed.

[color=#CD1076]It's not late sha, how about you sacrifice yourself? [/color]

[color=#CD1076]Biafran state [/color]

RaDaZaBaNa:
Ehn..Ask lalasticlala for permission naw

[color=#CD1076]Ermm uncle lalasticlala, pls grant the permission na ...I know you're human not a robot ...it's a humble appeal[/color]

[color=#CD1076]Ah ah not just cool at all....inflicting such pains on another human like you : [/color]

Bilabong:
they were joined together by a pastor.... which kind pastor?

[color=#CD1076]Funny you gat problems with the pastor that joined them?


Happy married life to them....see colour blend
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[color=#CD1076]Control your anger cos it's just one letter away from danger[/color]

Mikkyboy008:
A thing or two about lalasticlala?
Nairaland celebrity......Just nairaland

[color=#CD1076]Lol don't be too sure of that [/color]

[color=#CD1076]op another long ban awaits you....but come to think of it, would have loved to grab a thing or two bout lalasticlala o [/color]

[color=#CD1076]Farano, what [/color]

ghostwritter:
u ar right, i will start updating but its gonna be on weekends (shey u know sey i don get job?)
and besides, i just write for fun so i will need dat inspiration and motivation to keep d fire burning.
Thanks alot dear, u ar so 'crushful'

[color=#CD1076]Lol you sound as though writing isn't productive.....weekend is fast approaching ...more gas to your burner
Abeg no 'crush' me o [/color]

ghostwritter:
abeg no blame me jare, na one fine girl omotayor123 i follow enter dis thread and i'm nairalandly in love with her.
Now about my stories, i stoped coz of some stiupid bloggers who had copied all my stories without even acknowledging me.
**crying**
i don even forget d story line, i will av to read it all over again to catch up so as u give u d best of me, in addition, i'm cooking up one of d baddest stories ever readeth. Coming soon.
Charijee thanks alot.

[color=#CD1076]Not a valid excuse at all, you should know posting your stories here is open to plagiarism, so pausing it is unacceptable. If you want me on your next story, complete this one [/color]

vizkiz:
sorry about that. OK here is a tip to help you clear your conscience. Stay with me...
*Open your mouth wide

*take a gun (I would prefer a grenade or something, but I don't want any other person to get hurt)

*pull the trigger

I bet you, after following this tips, your conscience will be clear. Mtcheeeew mumu

[color=#CD1076]Help a brother na, haba[/color]

music4me:
Nollywood and their hyper fake stunt,see as dem be..They cant even die properly...

[color=#CD1076]Show them how to die properly[/color]

[color=#CD1076]Like seriously ghostwritter, what are you doing in romance section? ....oya sharp sharp go and complete "on the corridor of hell"....you've kept us hanging for too long [/color]

[color=#CD1076]The police should question the suspect thoroughly let's know who he truly is and what prompted such actions[/color]

Qualer:
shuoo! you get red book?

i have a book of many colours with plenty names inside including yours... in a particular colour section

the 'saying' is not for public consumption o! make i talk?

[color=#CD1076]See lyrics o ...which colour section has my name in?

Talk am loud and clear
Anyways, happy sunday[/color]

Qualer:
i love your 'ironical' approach! it says a lot!

[color=#CD1076]You! !!!....I've got your name in my red book

Ok, what does it say? [/color]

[color=#CD1076]This is so unromantic [/color]

[color=#CD1076]Collapse of buildings is becoming rampant in Lagos
RIP to the dead....awwww that woman looks heartbroken
God pls console her [/color]

mrbyron:
The picture of the girl is what needs to be displayed. She must be really hot to be able to cause such chaos

[color=#CD1076]Abi o, let's see if her body is embroidered with diamonds[/color]

Atlantian:
If I was to marry that girl, I would have renovated the father's compound before the traditional marriage.

[color=#CD1076]Noise maker [/color]

JeffreyJamez:
Oh I will... you just don't know it yet

Morning, how was your night?

[color=#CD1076]Only in your dreams

Night was awesome ....yours? [/color]

JeffreyJamez:
Aiit..... ...corper shawn!!!!!.... can't wait to see you in khaki biko

[color=#CD1076]You won't see me
Good morning[/color]

JeffreyJamez:
Oh Lol... I think say you don go o.

[color=#CD1076]Nah few weeks from now[/color]

JeffreyJamez:
So you sef follow sleep ba

[color=#CD1076]I never go na [/color]

JeffreyJamez:
Charijee come see your people o

[color=#CD1076]Lol when sleep comes calling....every head go bow [/color]