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tempem:
Funny! Me, kidnapped? Lol.. Impossible!
Oh! I didn't read well, seems like you said it was a warri Gurl who did the kidnapping... You are right...
No one should look for me now.... ćAm safe.. . ............ .. .... .... . Good morning, hope you dreamt alot?

You just confirmed the news is true, how bad!!
Enjoy while at hostage
Morning sir, had series of dreams which I can't remember

tempem:
Beautiful... Where did you hide lanicky.. "Big mama"...
she's been busy, I guess..... Come, this near-yulitide season is quite tight oh... All hands are quite working so hard.. It's good, at least we gonna have something to sit back with during yuletide season.. ..

But remember, one of wiz Khalifa's song titled ... " Work hard; Play hard!ć"

How has been your day?

Looks like you're buckling up for the yuletide season already
Someone told me you were kidnapped by one Warri babe
The day's going on smoothly

koronic:
Hi..could u bring me up to speed as to what exactly d thread is about?

Hi chronic ooops sorry koronic ...Welcome to our peaceful abode, where we interact and mingle freely. ...no harsh words and insults
Errm davep the chief chef will stroll you around

lanicky:
Hi sis...

Hey sweerie, what's with the tears?....come whisper to big sis

tempem:
mama, you back?

Back?....I've been around.....how's you?
Good morning

nickkylawve:
wah will do if you finds out? Talk to him? Or wash for him?

Can only wash my hubby's undies,

nickkylawve:
Goodmorning Ladies,here is our Today's topic let all discuss about this.'Biggest turnoffs about a guys apartment?' thnks for participating earlier on this thread ..let's keep this thread flowing!! (When you walk into a guys apartment, what are things that make you go... ugh. not boyfriend material)

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charijee,
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No matter how busy a guy is, he should endeavour to keep dirty undies out of sight, that is my greatest turnoff

bqlekan:
day was a fulfilled one o.. just tired..
pls bring the profits from today's sale.. lemme bless it

Profits that I've not seen

Tallesty1:

May I ask why you're crying again?

bqlekan:
you ehn.. I wonder if you are no t seeing someone else on mars aiidy... just change you mind and join me..

hope the day has been a blessing so far ma'am?

bqlekan:
SECOND WIFE? chai, the 'awon werey crew' must have thought him all this.. you see yourself now., come with me to Jupiter, you said no... still got space on my ship tho

Yours could be worse, I'd rather remain in Mars

donTbone:
I no dey run o! just wan go pee ni

Besides, I too small to dey read those things

You too small? Hahaha ....you never reach to score goal?

bqlekan:
hot seat kwa? please o happy new month ma'am.. and where is JJ?

Happy new month padi mi ....just a few questions na.

JJ travelled with his second wife o

donTbone:
We go continue later abeg!

Why you dey run na

bqlekan:
pls continue.. I'm enjoying you guys here... *runsOuttaThread

*drags his legs*....come back here!
Nickkylawve, lekan is on the hot seat, got any question for him?

Tallesty1:
QUEEN = NO VACANCY.

PRINCESS = HOPE DEY.


I prefer princes

donTbone:




In Phyno's voice
#Iranu,Abasha

[color=#CD1076]Why seal your lips?

Women talk dey sweet you ba [/color]

Tallesty1:
Which one are you?



Queen or Princess?



I checked your dp

nickkylawve:
nah tell me?

Sometimes, after listing out all these....We end up with guys with less

donTbone:



Abeg...Abeg...Abeg!

Men aint emotionless too.... we need some
understanding and some "come and put your
head on my chest baby" attitude!



#MenAreHumansToo

No one said here that men are emotionless.....head on the chest ain't romantic na ....you should be talking of head in the hole

Tallesty1:
funny kee.

I be wan show you my picture but it may crash nairaland.

Abeg no do o....We no want another tsunami again

Omotayor123:
True.. I value uprightness, honesty And Integrity. Plus, my guy must be the Patient type, caring and understand. *You know how we ladies can be frustrating sometimes *

True, we ladies can be frustrating atimes, it takes a guy with so much understanding to hang on

nickkylawve:
thier personality, reaction to things, the way they speak, how they treat your freinds and you, (if they are) when their really slow at getting something and how they try to get your attention Guys that are down to earth, sweet and funny...Looks are a plus but really a guy who will respect and love you no matter what is the best way to go
So What do you also like ??

dre11:
who is that APC supporter




I was home last week but the place was empty

You're the APC supporter of course

Empty cos you left

Tallesty1:
So ugly that even ugly people call me ugly

Ugly indeed ...you're just being funny as usual.....kontinu

Laveda:
I think its more than the normal NL play.......Right?

You just cracked me up right now
Some things are not really the way they appear

Omotayor123:
Lol.. I thought you were asking about physical characteristics.

You looking Great!

Nah, physical characteristics is nothing compared to what he possesses inside.

Thanks sweets

Tallesty1:
Hope?




Are you promising me?

Do you fall under that category?

Laveda:
Tell me nau

Tell me what you think

Omotayor123:
The normal tall, dark, and rich, six packs and handsome whatever Lol
I do admire handsome guys But :

Seriously, I don't think about all those.. I just want someone I would love with all my heart regardless. But that doesn't mean he must not be pleasing to the eye shey you get

BTW, is that you At profile picture

Your first analysis got my eyes popping out lol
You kinda centered everything on the physical looks.....nothing about the character traits?.....I get your points about him being pleasing to the eyes.....a friend of mine would always say 'help your children by marrying a handsome guy'

Yeah, that's me