₦airaland Forum

JeffreyJamez:
But I've already died an.....resurrect me

[color=#CD1076]Ahhh so I'm talking to a ghost....*runs out screaming* [/color]

daveP:
(counts out some notes) morning dear, i learnt youl be shopping this morning. How about you get to refill the freezer for us all with drinks?

[color=#CD1076]Sure, lemme have the cash [/color]

JeffreyJamez:
Ekaro ma ...sho wa pa?

After I've died of hunger ba... you try.

[color=#CD1076]Sorry na, I ran out of gas....had to refill this morning [/color]

JeffreyJamez:
Plantain and fish.... lots of fish

[color=#CD1076]Ekaro sir [/color]

daveP:
huh, so you go form pojege for tummy ba? ..... (sound of fried meat and its eatable aroma permeate the air.)

[color=#CD1076]Now you come....you're my man ...ose [/color]

avaa:
Kinda deactivated it.

[color=#CD1076]ok, hope you're good?[/color]

JeffreyJamez:
Nutritious food...

[color=#CD1076]Be specific na [/color]

avaa:
Damn. That was quick!

[color=#CD1076]Like seriously!! Ashonibarenla? What happened to your former moniker na [/color]

JeffreyJamez:
*freshens up.. comes down smelling like lavander*

Done

[color=#CD1076]uuhhhmmmm love your scent
What do you wanna eat?[/color]

JeffreyJamez:
I'm home!

[color=#CD1076]Firstly, go freshen up upstairs [/color]

JeffreyJamez:
Why I no go chop?

[color=#CD1076]Oya na, come house this minute [/color]

lanicky:
Hi sweet sis

Oh well good for you....*rolls eyes* I'm fvcking jealous

[color=#CD1076]Awww don't be princess.....chef dave, bring something palatable for my princess [/color]

daveP:
shhhhhh....

[color=#CD1076]dave warriz this ....gimme naija food joor [/color]

JeffreyJamez:
You wey sabi, cook gimme na

[color=#CD1076]you go gree chop? [/color]

lanicky:
Hi KingLekan....how's your ministry?



Princesschi howdy?

I need to visit my dear friend redgem's thread today.. So help me God.

Sis charijee

Bro JeffreyJamez.....*crying* pls forgive me....I forgot your birthday.....I know I don't have a genuine exxuse.....*sniffs* pls I'm so sorry. ...I would make it up to you. I cross my heart

[color=#CD1076]Hello dearest princess

Davep is spoiling me with food o [/color]

avaa:
Am on an aeroplane;
And the destination of this flight is to the other side;
Guess I had to go there;
Guess I had to come here;
I know where am from;
Although it's bEen long;
But am finally where I belong;
This is home.

Its good to be back guys...how have you all being?

[color=#CD1076]Reveal your identity like right now[/color]

avaa:
Yummy. Make I carry my long spoon come.

[color=#CD1076]Long throat [/color]

JeffreyJamez:
I Just puked!

[color=#CD1076]hahahaha ....see you ...you no sabi nutritious food [/color]

[color=#CD1076]Pancakes(diet) with pap(custard) [/color]

[color=#CD1076]It's been helpful to me [/color]

[color=#CD1076]Glamorous pictures....love in Tokyo [/color]

[color=#CD1076]Can this really happen? [/color]

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]NO GO FUÇK O!

IF YOU FUÇK YOU GO CUM!

[/color]

[color=#CD1076]Huh!! naijaboiy!![/color]

[color=#CD1076]@Dygeasy, is it permitted to woo more than one guy?[/color]

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Lol,,pulling your legs how? [/color]

[color=#CD1076]Just kidding sha ...[/color]

DashMeYansh:

E-wooing
E-dating
Same concept
Abysmal failures

[color=#CD1076]In your mind sha [/color]

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]You're running shey? [/color]

[color=#CD1076]Run? Never!! You're pulling my legs right now][/color]

DashMeYansh:

IT was never meant to be sexy
Who uses Nairaland for dating

[color=#CD1076]No one's talking of dating[/color]

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]None this time [/color]

[color=#CD1076]Awww pele ..we'll see about that][/color]

DashMeYansh:

AT the rate am going
I could come up with 6 before midnight
But my moniker is sexy na

[color=#CD1076]Not sexy at all[/color]

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]But i'm here. [/color]

[color=#CD1076]You've gat wooers already [/color]

DashMeYansh:

Come and woo me

[color=#CD1076]lol if only you could come up with a romantic moniker so I can infuse it into my lyrics [/color]