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[color=#CD1076]I woke up this morning having slept over my thoughts and with much "moral" gathered to actually declare my intentions of wooing "someone", but with the brawls going on and the heat from it, how am I supposed to do that?


We ladies prefer to operate under cool and serene environment
Thesonofmark
Captainswag225 and any other moniker involved, pls I beg you in the name of God, let peace reign...let's maintain decorum....these acts of yours isn't doing you any good...this shouldn't be about who's doing well in real life than the other....we're one big,happy family regardless of your affluence in life ....
Enough said

♡♡♡♡ONE LOVE♡♡♡

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Seunfan:
lolz.. Gud night oo OOOOO

[color=#CD1076]Goodnight [/color]

Seunfan:
no make me sin oo OOOOO

[color=#CD1076]Abeg no sin because of me o [/color]

[quote author=daveP post=37066500][/quote][color=#CD1076]Eh......hen! now you come .....Thanks dave[/color]

daveP:
erm... We all know that is true, but there's always exceptions, however done in a tight corner/time...

[color=#CD1076]yummy yummy but where's the chicken na? [/color]

missbehave247:
GoodNight

[color=#CD1076]Goodnight [/color]

Seunfan:
u badi oo OOOOO. . So u no go shiver??

[color=#CD1076]I might shiver tho depending on the..... [/color]

missbehave247:
Manliness has ga diff patterns, just like mine

[color=#CD1076]Pinshures..... [/color]

daveP:
lol!! If you enjoy staying midair, then fine, but blood would stop flowing thru me arms and i might just drop you flat.


(leads her by the shoulder the way Morgan Freeman does in movies) dyu know what. Ama revive this spot and when we add 133 pages exact(i.e page 1500) am give farewell speech and we move to location new.!


For now, Gustavo's not around

he's up abroad tossing shillings en pounds


in a popular downtown eatery called....


Chef is around!!

[color=#CD1076]lol drop me down gently ....so you have plans for us relocating?....
Do we have to wait for gustavo before we eat?[/color]

Seunfan:
SO YOU WANT TO SEE AND EXAMINE MY THING, JUST LIKE THAT??

[color=#CD1076]Only then I can help [/color]

missbehave247:
Like u'r hearing this for the first time?

[color=#CD1076]How did you know? ....it's so strange to me [/color]

Qualer:
chai, dis babe you have killed me finish o!! no sympathy... i don chop dry kpomo for this life... chei!!!

you just dey throway me like empty tin of milk!!

[color=#CD1076]I dey help you na [/color]

[color=#CD1076]Too many guys, fewer ladies [/color]

missbehave247:
I know u don't mean it @op ur pathner's opinion will go along way, "na who were shoe know where it dey pain am"

[color=#CD1076]I do[/color]

daveP:
lol see wonder!


(they both pause at the distance they initially sighted each other.)

me: is that you Chari?

Chari: Dave, Dave..... Dave, yeah its me....



Me: (moves forward steadily in her direction) come home to daddy


Chari: Like seriously: or you should come home to mama....(walk forward to meet him, turns to run as Dave rushes to her likewise, violin crescendo blast the air as they lock in a tight hug. He sweeps her off her feet and.........) Dave wake up, Barca is leading


Dave: (still hearing violin concerto sound) (hari, ive missed you!!

Im back now. This holiday's gonna be fun(bear hugs her as JJ watches hands akimbo in clarified wrath)


(they both turn back to a circle of bystanders who now applaud thuderously with oohhhh and whistling, Violin plays as camera rises above all heads to view the sky.... Like in tha movies)

[color=#CD1076]Hilarious ....indeed you swept me off my feet ..... missed ya too Dave.....We've been starving @family house.....[/color]

starlingslimnet:
A picture, they say, is worth a thousand words. We can do with pictures to know if the level of bending is not affecting your cerebrum.

[color=#CD1076]True talk bro [/color]

Qualer:
hhhmmm! anytime I sight that smile with the opening, the control panel for my brain go just fall comot!

[color=#CD1076]Go to bed, when you wake up you'll feel better [/color]

Qualer:
I just dey o, dey gbadun your smile with the open sontin' E dey do me totori for body somehow, somehow... i just dey imagine .....chai!!!!

[color=#CD1076]make you dey imagine am small small b4 your brain loose control [/color]

KingTom:
Because the breasts that produce it get sagged and retire.

[color=#CD1076]Dirty mind [/color]

Qualer:
open heavens, how far now... long time!

[color=#CD1076]I'm fine o bros ....how have you been?[/color]

[color=#CD1076]Funny question [/color]

daveP:
Very true, i recall the father of one such girl in the compound i reside, came and asked after toluwalope. We were all like 'there's no tolu here'



after he described her, twas then we realized he was referring to 'Tracynita'


her father scolded her before he left(had this Jide Kosoko kinda look)


if EMS or DHL come like that now, or Angel from above, that's how they'l miss confirm package.

[color=#CD1076]Sup dave? [/color]

DONSMITH123:
she needs serious deliverance

[color=#CD1076]Exactly [/color]

[color=#CD1076]52 men and she survived it?
Jeeeez!!! This is pure wickedness.....just to become a cult member that pays how much and guarantees what safety?[/color]

JeffreyJamez:
Just 2 matches.....and all this haters are ranting.... na una day na lol..... we don lose, we don lose.... 36matches to go noni.... yab away haters... yab away.


Chelsea for life.

[color=#CD1076]Console yasef [/color]

[color=#CD1076]Funny stuff [/color]

Panshow:
Just take them to a corn joint. Buy N50 corn for each of them.

[color=#CD1076]Wicked [/color]

toniro:
thks so much. So thotful of u

[color=#CD1076]Yiippppeeee ..here comes the perfect gentleman...honeymoon dey sweet o [/color]

KingTom:
Ishibaby listen to me let me talk.
***sips alomo***
Baby girl you have captivated my soul as I dey so I no know wetin to talk or do. You dey ban me e dey sweet me, 3 days ban Na I love you, 5 days ban Na I miss you and 10 years Na I want you forever, sweetie pie I don strip myself naketh dey type your lines, your name alone dey induce Vaseline. Ishi make I deactivate your brassiere, boo let me ban your skirt walahi I go lock your thread.
Make e be me Rev. Dr. Tom Aworinde make I climb your mountain suck your nectar make I enter your gate become landlord. Ishi if no be me no be you no be anybody. I don fall for your love and as e dey so I wan make you reply me. Ishilove say you love me, shey you love me. Oya sweetheart if you do then knack me my 3 days ban. I love you baby girl

[color=#CD1076]*faints*.....kingTom oo[/color]

bqlekan:
[size=5pt]I tried keeping it real and simple.. This came directly from my heart [/size]

"Sori for ur loss dear..u and ur family needs to be very prayerful..I pray God wil help u overcome it..same happened 2me wen i..........."

↑That was HER first post on Nairaland, in those few words, I see kindness, I see love, I see pity, I see care, and most importantly, I see a strong lady who harnessed her weakness into strength.
I don't want to show [color=#990000]KEL why I should be chosen, I only want to show HER why and how I fell for HER.
I use to think a blend of beauty and brains cannot be inherent In one human, KEL'S 3000+ post on Nairaland proved me wrong. going through those posts, I had this feeling of sweetness in me. Mons Olympus can't explain the height at which I was taken. Right away, I knew my purpose in life was not just to live and leave. I knew I had to Live, Love and Leave. I just found my missing 'L' ink. KEL is the answer.
I didn't just find a lady, I found a unique and oustanding human, someone whose sense of reasoning is overwhelming. I found a lady who never takes pride in HER distinct qualities.
It is the beauty of a flower that attracts the butterfly, the wisdom in KEL'S words attracts me to HER. My heart, mind and soul craves for the flawless KEL.
Of all the stars in the universe, the brightest of them all is located 12 million light years away from us, KEL'S serene nature, and loving heart distinguish HER by 12 million light years from other ladies.
When the 'Higg's Boson' was discovered, I thought it will be the most precious thing ever, I thought nothing would ever surpass it, I was wrong. KEL'S maturity, Intelligence, dignity, beauty and decency surpasses the so called precious 'God's particle'. In KEL, I found a human far more precious than Science. I found a human whose uniqueness surpasses that of a graphene. I found love, I found all I've ever craved for in a lady.
KEL's imperfections are what qualifies HER as a perfect human. This, I'm willing to live with for the entire rest of my life.
Some men ask for jewels, some ask for models, some want angels. I want none of these, just give me a 'KEL' [/color]
[size=14pt] I LOVE YOU KEL[/size]
It took me 12 million light years to compose this.. I HOPE IT GETS TO MY STAR
Hey MHIZKEL, I want to meet MUM

cc . dygeasy MHizkel

[color=#CD1076]Dying in love ....bravo[/color]