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tnks @ dandubuchi. u have A point here. God bls

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hy guys. i must confess that am not so much into
women, but you see, i meet this 27yrs old lady who works as a kitchen staff in a big hotel in kwara state few years back (precisely 2010)and neva paid neccesary attention to her not until recently. she's ebony skinned, holy apearance, slim stature, average height, bt nt well educated(whc i later found out) asked her out and she obliged. four weeks later( on may 30th, 2015), she promised 2 visit, i doubted her coming, so i didnt make adequate preparations. Lo and behold, she walked in, went straight to my bed, and while we were chatting, she undressed herself saying the heat was too much(not minding d fan). so she was left with her undiez only. i was like: seriously, is she for real? i concentrated on my cooking in the kitchen, pretending i didnt see nothing, long ztory short, we had sex..............she suck my dee so hard like it was coated with candy. i was amazed, neva had such before( though have heard of blow jobs before). but then before i cud"enter d place properly", before i could say: JACK! i had cum(i was wearing my last condom on a first round of a first date).
she looked @ me like: ' are u creazy'? u mean u dont have any more condoms left in your house, then go ahead to d nearest pharmacy and get one or more. Mehn, i had to run out like a deer, and on geting there i met a kid of about 10yrs old, i reluctantly asked him if they had condoms, and Alas, he brought it straight away( so dis kid knew wat condoms are). i got bak, took anoda shower( coz i waz sweeting like a Christmas goat) but my dee refuse to rise up again for duty. i was embarrased, it was so shamful. d poor lady jst lay there naked, starring at me, perhaps wit utmost disgust, pity, or regret. i didnt knw hw to explain myslf. i blaimed it on work stress. she just said: 'its ok' and left. didnt here from her again till after 8weeks. she sugezted i go get some medication to solve my problms. brotherz, do i take drugs to satisfy a lady?

i didnt read anywhr in my Bible dat another Jesus ws goin to be born............black Jesus for dat matter! d husband dull, or jst playin along. dey for do paternity test or investigate.

she must be a prayer worrior! magine if d world had no woman in it. all these so called men of God no go get customers. because even myslf is bn cajoled, forced, and pleaded with to go to some deliverance centres.

i naturaly cant cope wit a teenager in a relationship. but hav once dated a mature lady of 30yrs who acts lyk a teenager for real. kinda annoyin. i walked out after 3mnths. it takes Lot of patience and grooming, dats for someone whose got tym.

get a life.........start yourself something

43 men in or 35fricking years on earth.? average of 1 man each year? damn. but I tink a white pap can still come out of a black pot. God works with the seemingly condemned tons and transforms them

1) they show extra kindness and affection
2) they tell u about their private life
3) smile at the silliest comments and gestures u make............
I have ban tru this shit a lot. of times, I get stalked alot too

my scores nah: 270



........dT ws 5years ago

#NevaAgain

ifs she's jst a chick then u hv no problm excpt u wana wife her then u cn send her to catering school

wish him well. but why nt treat him here?

well. 6 years bak, I neva saw buhari as an option. but wen tins ain't workin fine ryt nw we got to try somtin else. let's see wat he is got

why do muslims alwys pick on issues mor than d christians? alwys defending God or d religion? whereas sone muslim politians including fanatics use incitive comments or jokes on christianity andwe don't cary out a fight. I tink am yet to see a christian miliTant group fighting to protect d religion. until then, am yet to convert

dats true. especialy his wife

My name is victor, final yr stdnt of computer science, university of ilorin, kwara state. I dnt knw hw 2 go abt my projct whc is: using backtracking search algorithm to solve knapsack problem. My supervisor in nt alwys in twn, nd al my research hsnt gvn much result. I need d C++ source code. D link he gav me isnt wat i need. Pls i need asistance, coz we hd les dan 2wks 2 bgin first semester exam.

Wat is d time frame btw d time both of u had sex, calculate it wel, if it matches d week u had sex. Then brase up man, u jst got served!

D guy sef nah Adamu..... If nah me ehhhh, i go put pepper 4hm bumbum. As 4 d lady, d thunder wey go fire her stil dey do press-up

Bro. I xperience such too 4yrs ago. D lady i ws datin lft me cos i wsnt ready 2gv her d 'koko'. Lst mnth i did d decoration job 4 her engagmnt 2d guy she lft me for. Ryt nw, i am in rlshp wt a gal who undstnds me wel, evn though smtimes we ar blwn awy by afection and we wana kiss and romance, bt no sex

My father says son: "wn u bcm a celebrity, no one is gonna count ur past failures, wat mattaz mst is dt u finaly made it 2d top

I met dis lady as a naive virgin, wit no sex education. she's 24yrs, wrks wt a microfinance bank. we'v bn 2geda for ova a year. She's so in lov wit God& doin His wrks, bt recntly her passion is takin ova her head. She smtimes initiate a kiss, romance whc b4 it leads 2 somtin else, she cums, & dts al. Nw d point is, i hv several chances of hvin sex wit her, bt i dnt knw if we wl gt married. Wat shud i do? Caution her abt her lust or infatuation, nd keep d rlshp?

If yobo had mor ideas dan sambo so why did Pdp relent in pickin Yobo as hs runing mate. Maybe a Jona/YObo cud hv bn beta

He who gathers magot infested firewood shud nt be shockd wn d lizards strt to pay visits

Y dnt he jst concede defeat and cngrtulate Aregbesola