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TV/MoviesRe: Policemen Killed Moses Mba For Attempting To Preach To Cross River Gov –Mother by chazon(m): 2:36pm On Sep 06, 2025
I can bet my balls that if it was a woman that approach the gate of the governor on disguise of preaching, she won't be shot.
Woman are least suspected of terrorism, theft, evil or whatever.
Especially since that region isn't a highly volatile region at that time like borno, sokoto or Kaduna whr there high risk of suicide bombers.

It's unfortunate. May God rest his soul
PoliticsRe: No More Corruption In Nigeria, Reforms Blossoming— Tinubu To Brazilian Investors by chazon(m): 7:13pm On Aug 26, 2025
[I tink he is speaking present Future tense.
]
Christianity EtcRe: Why Every Street In Lagos Has At Least One Church by chazon(m): 12:57am On Aug 18, 2025
[theres 5 in my street already.
The gospel must be spread abroad
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: PSG Vs Tottenham Hotspur: UEFA Super Cup (4 - 3) pens On 13th August 2025 by chazon(m): 7:10pm On Aug 13, 2025
PGS to win 🏆
They are favorites for tonight’s showdown
PSG 4:1 Tottenham
HealthRe: Man Crushed To Death By Wife After She 'stumbled And Fell On Top Of Him' by chazon(m): 12:18pm On Aug 13, 2025
Obesity is a risky issue. To oneself and others.
We encourage them to work out and stay healthy.
FamilyRe: Chinedu Weds Two Wives, Blessing And Kelechi, In Vibrant Joint Traditional Weddi by chazon(m): 6:02pm On Aug 11, 2025
A wise man once said: “if you wanna live long, marry many wives.]

Wish him happiness his money can buy
PoliticsRe: 300 Repentant Terrorists Are Currently Undergoing Rehabilitation - FG by chazon(m): 11:07am On Aug 11, 2025
Tthe North Korean leader said: “To forgive terrorist is for God, but to send them to God is his duty to koreans”

This our country is a joke.
Repentant Terorist my foot.
But the one who steals food spices or an ear of corn or tuber of yam is been mobbed and killed jungle justice. Some sentences to jail for years.
The military die at the hand of these terrorist in the woods daily, thier families bereaved and struggle to claim peanuts from government as benefits (which take years of back and forth).
Sometin I regret been born a Nigerian.
PoliticsRe: I Will End Corruption In One Month As President– Rotimi Ameachi by chazon(m): 7:27pm On Aug 09, 2025
Dey play, just Dey play 😀😀😁
A man who’s wife is a yahio woman who successfully scammed FG of funds meant for women empowerment ]

TravelRe: Valuejet Incident: Video Of KWAM1's Apology by chazon(m): 9:07pm On Aug 08, 2025
Na cos video catch u
Otherwise u no go apologize.
If it was Europe, he won’t do this rubbish act of stupidity. It’s embarrassing for an elder statesman
SportsFor A Tittle Winning Game, Who Will You Start As Top 9? by chazon(op): 5:30pm On Aug 04, 2025
[i]You need a win to cling a tittle,
who are u starting as top 9?
Who is comin in as sub?

☝️victor Osimhen(Gala)
👊viktor gyokeres(Assnal)
👇Harland (City)
👎Kane (Bayern)
🔑Messi (Miami)
⚠️mbabe (Madrid)
⚽️lewandowski (Barca)
🤞Ronaldo (Nassr)
👉immobile(Lazio)
🤌Neymar(Hilal)
🙌Dembele (PSG)



Admin please push to front page
CelebritiesRe: American Rapper NBA Youngboy Expecting 14th Child At Age Of 25 by chazon(m): 1:39pm On Aug 03, 2025
Vvomen don’t have problem with polygamy, as long as you got funds enough to go round.
They fight against it if it’s a poor man involved.

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PoliticsRe: MURIC Asks FG To Establish Shariah Courts In 36 States, Abuja by chazon(m): 10:16pm On Aug 01, 2025
I also suggest for equity and balance, government shud allow for Christian courts and also African traditional courts in all states
SportsRe: Achraf Hakimi Is Facing Up To 15 Years In Prison For Rape Charges by chazon(m): 10:09pm On Aug 01, 2025
[vvomen and manipulation and blackmail.
What is it exactly with woman and sports superstars?
They seem to interested in these dudes for sole aim of blackmailing them to extort money off them.

I suggest any banny a sport star wanna bang should sign a consent document and cctv shud be available at all times
RomanceRe: Finally Getting Married To Her by chazon(m): 5:01pm On Jul 31, 2025
Read the bibble: Hosea chapter 1-3
The prophet who God told to go and marry a prostitute named Gomer.

You will cry blööd🥲🥲🥲🥲

A soccer player may hang the boot 🥾, but never quits the game completely. Wen opportunity for charity match, entertainment game, friendly match, veterans match.
There’s always a desire to touch ball ⚽️

CrimeRe: Man Shot Dead During Food Purchase In Lagos by chazon(m): 3:09pm On Jul 29, 2025
He died while buying food. But it wasn’t food that killed him, his killers walk free amongst us. Food for thought:
Shun cultism ]
RomanceRe: What Is Wrong With Me! My Relationships Don't Last Up To 3 Months by chazon(m): 9:02pm On Jul 27, 2025
[u made the best decision of your life bro.
Manipulation is in different phases. That was phase 1.
But lucky u, u failed the test (in her books), but u passed in reality.
As long as you are in this bongo, chances of u meeting true love that’s not first (testing/manipulating) u to guess ur strength or size u up, is less than 5%.
Cos seems even the once working are tending to be same.
But there are 5% who will let u do the “take care of me” thing on ur own volition and strength and not gonna use it as yardstick to meansure ur love.

I met one like that during my NYSC in onitsha. She was next to an angel, but I was jus starting life with uncertainties, cudnt commit promise to a woman yet and perhaps I fail to fufil?

PoliticsRe: Alia cares: Benue women seen with branded wheelbarrows (Photos) by chazon(m): 7:58pm On Jul 27, 2025
Wonderful loundable empowerment for the venue women.
At least they don’t need fuel, gas or diesel to power it.
They can drive their family to farm, church, school, etc.
Kudos to the benue government

CareerRe: How Indian-owned Factories Are Using Nigerians As Modern-day Slaves – The Truth by chazon(m): 3:40pm On Jul 22, 2025
One Chinese company at ikpoba okha benin bypass comes to mind.
I worked there briefly. It was hell.
From racial discrimination to extreme work conditions for casual staffs, inefficient HSE implementation, poor Nigeria staff living conditions (7-8 staff in a tiny room),
Poor restrooms and cafeteria, cover ups of sexual harassment on female Nigerian housekeepers and admin staffs by Chinese]

I couldn’t fight it, I couldn’t endure it.
Had to leave .

I still ask myself why they ensure so much privileges here compared to our Nigeria brothers who are employers of labour in china
PoliticsRe: Yahaya Bello Weds Fourth Wife In Abuja (Pix) by chazon(m): 6:41pm On Jul 17, 2025
Vvomen ain’t against polygamy, they just hate it when a poor man is involved.

Imagine a third wife informing us and welcoming 4th wife.
As long as he keeps signing the Cheque, everyone is taken care of.and there are enough properties and investment to go around for all children, They don’t seem to have issues with you
FamilyRe: After 5 Kids And 12 Grandkids, She Found Love In Nigeria And Gave Birth At 56 by chazon(m): 8:00pm On Jul 16, 2025
[good one
Dual citizenship for his kids.
What’s ever one has to do to get his kids dual citizenship is okay.
It’s okay to meet and marry a European within days cos u ain’t paying bride price unlike our bongo vvomen who’s family will first take weeks to prepare a 15page list for you to pay

SportsRe: US-Based Sprinter, Ufodiama Completes Nigeria Switch by chazon(m): 6:37am On Jul 12, 2025
I think she made huge career mistake. She’ll regret it ]
PetsRe: These Eskimo Puppies Are Really Beautiful by chazon(m): 5:36pm On Jul 10, 2025
They cute little pet dogs for home with kids not to worry about harming ur kids.

But I’ll prefer you consider Lhasa apso instead.
They’re kinda less stubborn, less annoying than eskimo.

The difference is the shape of the mouth. Lhasa are smaller too. But they fall under same price range of 80-100k depending on the state or the seller or ur negotiation power.

They live longer than a decade and you’d recover your money back wen she litters if you get a female preferably.

Our Lhasa apso (whc I got for my wife as a birthday gift) is 4yrs old now and rarely fall sick.
Eats anything local and almost everything wit us (right from wen she was a puppy (even she stopped eating foreign can foods less than a year old)
Can endure hunger till tomorrow, unlike our German Shepard that starts crying for food from 8am.

She sleeps on same bed with us. And u can leave ur baby with it without fear.

PetsRe: What Type Of Bird Is This? by chazon(m): 3:37pm On Jul 10, 2025
This is a Peregrine Falcon (Falco peregrinus) is a magnificent bird of prey known for its incredible speed and agility.
But they’re same family with kestrel, falconidae and genus, falco.

Here are some fascinating facts about them
- *Speed*: Peregrine Falcons are the fastest animals on record, reaching speeds of up to 389 km/h (242 mph) during their characteristic hunting dive, known as a stoop.

- *Hunting*: They primarily feed on medium-sized birds, such as pigeons, doves, and songbirds, which they catch in mid-air.

- *Habitat*: Peregrine Falcons can be found on every continent except Antarctica, and they inhabit a wide range of environments, from urban cities to remote wilderness areas.

- *Nesting*: They typically nest on cliff ledges, building nests called eyries, but they also adapt to urban environments and nest on tall buildings and bridges.

- *Conservation*: Peregrine Falcons have faced threats from habitat loss, pollution, and hunting, but conservation efforts have helped recover their populations in many areas.

These birds are truly remarkable creatures, and their speed, agility, and hunting prowess make them a thrill to watch.

RomanceRe: About To Wife A Lady That Was A Street Girl by chazon(m): 1:20pm On Jul 10, 2025
Customer wey men dey manage, e reach ur turn, èburüžie yà wholesale.

From the streets they come. To the streets they return.
Ask prophet Hosea in the bibble (read Hosea chapter 1 down to 3)

RomanceRe: My Virgin Wife Now Something Else by chazon(m): 1:13pm On Jul 10, 2025
Yo man!
A woman can swear with bibble or quran with no fear, but can’t do such with traditional idol.

I don’t believe a woman’s tears , it’s blackmail most atimes.
She’s lied to u abt her location, she’s hanging out with a stranger (male) odd hours and expect u to believe it like a punk, c’mon man, that’s trash talk. She’s straffing that dude for real. Don’t bonk her. Cos anoda man’s seed might already be inside her.
The dude ran cos of guilty conscience.
Involve ur fam and hers
Pick her fone , u will see clues in it.
Isolate her temporarily till u clear ur head and decide if she’s worth the second chance or not

SportsRe: Photos Of Diogo Jota Crash Emerges That Left Bodies Unidentifiable by chazon(m): 5:01pm On Jul 03, 2025
Been involved in a vehicle accident before of similar magnitude 15yrs ago in Bauchi @ 12midnight . But i survived . Thanks to GOD

RIP JOTA!
PoliticsRe: Nigeria's Total Public Debt Since 2010 by chazon(m): 10:33pm On Jun 25, 2025
Tinubu will get us to 800trillion soon before the end of first tenure

TV/MoviesRe: Multichoice Slashes Decoder Price To ₦10,000 by chazon(m): 8:03pm On Jun 25, 2025
They will learn the hard way
More customers will leave.
We download movies online., we now stream soccer games online and watch comfortably.
Can’t remember wen last we subscribed our gotv

PoliticsRe: Does Nigeria Have Air Defense System? by chazon(m): 8:16am On Jun 25, 2025
What do we need military Air defense System for when we’ve got spiritual prayer warriors representing us from likes of Choosen mopol ……etc.
Christianity EtcRe: Brief History Of ECWA (evangelical Church Winning All): by chazon(m): 10:53am On Jun 15, 2025
I am a proud alumni of ECWA mission school In the north.
It has Hausa section, Yoruba section and English section in Kano.
#EcwaAlumni

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