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squeeze baby. Gbam

good for you,

sweetcoint. sorry if im doubting ur honesty. are u sure u will not do more than that? just to be sure. gbam!!!

small pikin fit play with him mama breast but make hin no try near hin papa blokost

unu ha'm aka!!! ka mbiri n'dum.
ify, if malubia is serious then in 9 months time u and opoks will recieve an invitation card
onye ofe mmanu can go to hell

malubia:
HmmH, O di kwa hot what i have just discovered happening here. so Ify and Opoks have now become sweethearts, o nwere kwo ife anya fulu gba obala.

make sure you invite mi oge a ga akuba ngaji n'eze. and please pay your dues maka na o mu bu the matchmaker. Che Che amazi m ife ikwu, ka anyi bido nu nke anyi, but that is o bu na i di willing ino by the side maka na adiro m ready i trade my ofe mmanu's rove. O bu kwa n'aka ji kwa gi nwa, m ready to be by the side

Nna, kedu ife i ikwu? ka ma o di ka itinye be golu Ify anya.

@opoks, onye gwam that you will still be here, m kweta. Gi no n'eme ka o na Muo Nso aburo Chukwu d first time. O fa ncha, onye ju ekwensu, ya ju ya na olu ya niine.

Anyways People, enjoy, have fun no ofu mbia ka ana abia uwa, onye si na nwanne ya ama m bi, ya ebi na. Ndi m n'achu onwu, ndi n'achu m onwu.

@ ify i guess i'm feeling lucky, at last malubia has finally choose me so thread close

but wait!!! _{"remembered that malubia have an onye ofe mmanu"}

bia bia malubia!!! biko i chi pu ta kwaram ukwu na ilo. i bata go kwa na 18. ke kwanu ife i mean by that sef? biko face kwa onye ofe nmanu gi. me were ndu'm mere ife, ma mmadu adaaaa

opokonwa:
Ify sweetheart,

how you dey?

How your weekend??

Itakwalu nkwobi na Maltina?

I jekwalu egwu ozo? as NNE MMANWU TO BE?

I jekwalu akwa m ozu _{(na every weekend for Onitsha )}

Wetin dey happen?

so ify has finally become ur sweetheart? odi kwa egwu, abegi!! make jealousy no kill me for nairaland

i posted this b4, still funny though

ifyalways:
che che na you start am oooooo just incase malubia coma ask ,no deny .how far now?do take kia.

i fear her not as long as u will be here when she comes
as she don abandon the thread follow debosky waka far nko? abegi make the fun continue jare.
me i was once born in redeem, later MFM
but i cant say if that will be the last time i will be born

and i was born in Asaba  make we turn the thread to where were u born?

hi ify

yes! if she is older and more reasonable than I do

well what i have to say is this. ur girl is scared of loosing u, she believes that the copper friend is a threat to her relationship. so she is doing everything possible to protect her relationship.
come to think of it. what if u happen to be in her shoes? i mean ur fiancee just call u and tell u that she got a male friend and she is hanging out with him and bla bla bla, but wants u to understand that there's nothing more than that. guy be sincere to urself, will u accept it? or what will u think?
so my advice is. If u know what ur fiancee dont like and u know u can not take it from her if it were u. pls stop it.

ify, malubia has finally show face e che kwam ni si na i na eke di thing sef? lol nne notin do u, i dey feel u wel wel. only be say somtimes u go dey do like say monso aburo chukwu. have a lovely weekend.

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!!!!!!!!!!!!
nairaland bia kwa nu oooooooooooooooo
malubia has finally show face.
@ malubia, nne nuo is the honeymoon over? where is debosky? hope u did not s uck him to death?

chai!!! i don suffer. person no go post joke again? even if na copy and past make una help me laf na?

ok!!! donate ur laf here and email me for ya gift

opokonwa:
Jealousy ga-egbu gi na Nairaland a!

nna eche kwam na mu na gi kwu?

opokonwa:
You dey Dream pass Joseph. _{But Dreams fit come true sha!}

atleast joseph dream later came to reality.
but now the thing ma be me like night mare.

ifyalways:
yes now .na double games dey reign.
check am even for football ,them dey play home and away so why me nbo go play home and away now?


anywaz am loooking for ma lost loves namely;
opoks
che che
debosky

any body with any valuable info about their whereabouts gets a hot kiss and a sweeeeeeeeeet orals from me

nnna opoks o dika ima ,i need ka anwayelu m ji seriouslys buko.

nne ina eke zi the thing sef?  if u call yourself kezaiah who go take, me ma go claim natayas.

wrong place to find such

i beg oo. leave me aka. nhe! i have seen some one else.

Bblak:
_{Not too good for u .Allow the ladies abeg}

wetin u come mean?

rockiedink:
Idera .N is the in thing right now. . . ^{do i want to join the bandwagon}

looking for an attention? no no no try some thread else. like lagbaja rightly said " nothing for you"

yea i got it thankx

u are not online at YIM? i sent u message but no reply.

hi Idera, how are u doing?

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omuanp:
@ Idera. N
u're a very wicked person. after all the stress these guys been tru u could actually give a wrong ID?

@ 4God and Che Che

every disappointment is a blessing. take heart.

is it that u have problems with ur reading accumen or that ur understanding is too low to understand that che che never applied or ask for anything?
please take ur time and read again maybe that will help

@ ify jeje go arrange ursef for opoks bed and leave me alone make i go find anoda sista. thank God say better sistas dey nairaland sef.

nwando:
Tufiakwa!
ichoro ka Tiger no n'elu bed mu mee gini?

u misunderstood me, anywayz i like ur thinking
4 the fact that u are an igbo. u are already dia,

ifyalways:
opoks am on my way to ya bedroom.

i dont think u should wait for anything oo. where do u think u are going? abeg hapu m aka.

nne nwando o chineke o, u can join if u like

kerzakov:
Efuah, please let me be. i ve enough problems on my neck right now and adding yours is not what am looking up for. the picture you are referring to is not a nude picture. don't use words anyhow, you could be sued for character deformation. be warned dear
snugle dear, thanks for making me all yours. thats a burden off my chest.

love nwantiti