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They even look alike, how do you identify Chin Quech from Quen Hui?

Nazgul:
This is so funny. Sadly corruption wouldn't qualify us to host it.

We don't even have up to 5 fifa standard stadiums, and then there's the issue of security and other issues.

And even if by some serious lobbying we do, the LOC committee would use it as an opportunity to embezzle billions of naira. By the end of the tournament, more than half of the work force who labored to ensure that it's a success would complain of half or no salaries. Our own super eagles wouldn't be left out of the delayed salary issue. If the coach is a Nigerian, he too should forget about salary.

Still after the tournament, everything bought would be looted. From office equipment like laptops, AC, fridge, office tables and chairs to buses cars...etc. Would go missing almost immediately. Just like what happened during COJA, all the luxurious buses were sold to transportation companies.

Nigeria is a wonderful country.

The last FIFA Youth Tournament hosted in Nigeria, then I think one Mainasara was the head of the Organizing Committe.
My company supplied equipment from Lawn Stripers to Lawn Mowers and Stretchers.
By the time another edition of the same tournament held in another country, we were yet to be paid.
The committee finished her job, dissolved and sent report to the Presidency, no payment.
It took God's intervention after sorting Presidency officials that we were paid.
By that time, we have spent the whole money on PR.
Naija!

Kobojunkie:
So?
So? Why una dey always like to reason like tambolo don chop una brain, abeg?

Deluded Pained Culprit!
Self induced Anger leads to Frustration and then to Depression before Suicide, unless help comes.

From your actions and inactions, you are competing with Wike over who should be 'A BETTER YES BOY' for Tinubu.
Wike is doing his own openly, you are subtly executing your own.
Positioning yourself as PDP Flag Bearer and rejecting any Coalition is as good as handing the Presidential Election victory to Tinubu on a platter of Gold.
You know what you are doing!

She may have brought the man over, just to be taking care of the kids at home. You know it's expensive the keep Nannies over there.

Maybe the woman don dey waka kurukere, not minding say the Nanny husband go vex.
Naija man no go take am!

Rest well Oldie!
Your colleagues here are collecting Houses and Ghana Must Go Bags left and right from a certain Drunkard

That is Their Lagos!
Pls let's raise more characters to arrive at forty.

I'm not from the South West, but Nigeria History made glowing references to Alafin.

Again, I'm endeared to the Late Alafin for refusing to be a stooge of the Reckless Military govt of Abacha.
He was the only South West traditional ruler who resisted and denounced the Abacha junta's excesses.
He refused to come to Abuja, unlike the rest who came to collect brown envelopes, when their son Abiola was denied his mandate.
He rather asked the govt to come to his palace if they need his attention.

Tuale Alafin!

Does it mean that there is no Govt involvement in his funeral?
NFF abi NFA what's up?
He doesn't deserve this scanty burial Programme.
Something is amiss somewhere!

Hemanwel:
Kwara State is not a Your.uba land. Roger??

Roger! Roger!

Very unfortunate.
Just see their names :
Aisha
Sherrifat
Amina
Funke
Abibat
Omotola
Funmilayo
Shakirat
Omolara
Ronke
Jumoke and the rest.

Kwara State nkó?
Forty characters are needed here immediately.

INDOMIE9090:
some of you from that region are just naturally sck cos how does he owing motor park translate to pioneering agberoism?

Every people have a trade. Perhaps you don't know, hence I'll forgive you.

Anyways, our Airports are fast becoming Oyingbo Motor Park. Any thing goes!

Why won't they?
When MC Oluomo is the one conducting the recruitment.
My neighbor who loads buses at Ojota Motor Park is now a teacher at Ajelogo Primary School.

Shout Waste!

Always not having anything reasonable to say, but insists he will be noticed.
Ok, we have heard - Obi and El Rufai lost Presidential Poll, what next?

Waao!
He pioneered Agberoism which Tinubu made instrument of State Capture.
What a feat!

Dave Umahi can never wakeup, because he chose to pretend to be sleeping.
Umahi and Soludo think they can become politically relevant by demarketing Obi.
They can continue deluding themselves, they can't get in close to Obi.

Thank God, there's no food for Name Checkers and Tribalists.
Forty characters!

Kidnapped them abi rustle their cow?
Heavily armed men kidnapped these ones?
After heavy shootout they were rescued unharmed, policemen unharmed and the kidnappers unharmed.
Maybe a mere swap of their members.
What do I know sef!
Kidnappers kidnapped kidnappers and police settled their misunderstanding.

OP, what an uncomplimentary way to start this innocent Sunday.
Can someone shout 'alleluya!

Govt. of deceit, you have recovered such amount of money but you cannot mention the govt. officials and contractors involved.
You continue running round the matter.
You people released the money, stole it and recovered it.
Same you!

Terrorists arresting Terrorists!
If you want to know more, read the judgment of the Canadian Court.

Pls all hands must be on deck to extricate this country from the hand of a Grand Failure.

You can now understand why the Canadian Court described APC as .............

40 characters

Cau you see how Presidential the two are looking and behaving.
No one is hailing the other like Old Beer Parlour Friends.
In the other meeting........