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I just dey watch how sleek those secret agents look.
Smart!

We have heard this before!
Go and get a job, shebi you have gone to read law.
Cashivism is no longer working. Those who sponsor you from within and outside the country have discovered that you are Double Faced.
Janus is your name!

Your activism now is to ensure that your client - Tinubu wins!
Nigerian Youths have realized who you are!
Call a protest again, and see who responds.

Enugurangers:
Welcome to Nigeria. The below also happened today.

You guys and victim mentality. Na waoh.
No one will take you serious when you keep up with this ideology everytime.

It actually takes a brilliant mind to read in-between the lines.
Police quickly issued a statement that the Suspect stabbed the Deceased and then stabbed himself to unconsciousness.
The same suspect that was shown in the video being mobbed.
Was it after being mobbed by the crowd that he stabbed himself to unconsciousness? Or he was unconscious from his stab injury before the mob action.
Why would they be in a hurry to issue a statement on what actually led to the unfortunate incident, and then later promised to carry out investigation. Who are they trying to please?
The normal should have been - ....... 'there was a disturbance at Balogun Market as a result of dispute between two Traders/Members of the market. It unfortunately led to loss of a life. The Police has calmed the situation down and arrests made. Investigation has started, to unravel the cause of the violence and punish those found culpable.'

Naija!

It can only be CHELSEA FC, ............ painting the planet BLUEcolor=#000099][/color]

... but why link Manchester United to these unfortunate developments.
Maybe Amorin is eavesdropping!

No names!
No addresses!
No community!
No state!
No date!

When a people have a culture of Land Grabbing, it is difficult to overcome. They will even sell the land outright when it's swampy and busy, but as soon as effort is made to recover/reclaim the land for developmental purposes, either they deny selling the land or demand perpetual royalty.

Tinubu has finished his guvnorship tenure, but he still wants to be in charge of Lagos Lands.
This is one of the reasons he fell out with Lagos guvnor.

Northerners dey try ooo!
Person go marry, born six children, another person go still go carry am.
She fit still divorce and remarry after five children here.

Mr. Kwarapsion is speaking, therefore we need Forty characters to compare the speaker with his speech.

An icon indeed!
Just that he allowed his integrity to be messed around by a renowned crook, whose all round existence is fraudulent.

I no mention any person papa name oo!

Every every now na fake!
Fake Drugs
Fake Certificate
Fake Age Declaration
Fake School
Fake Bishop
Fake Ohaneze (APC version)
Fake Election Victory
Fake President

If we continue like this, one day they will manufacture Fake Nigeria!

Porridge Beans no be your mate!

You never can tell, the Organisers may have inscribed boldly on the Invite - 'Pls Come Along With Tetracycline'

I hope it didn't happen within the jurisdiction of Bandits. Because it's like boarding a train to captivity.

They will sell their land today and deny the documentation as soon as the value of the land appreciates.
SHOUT WASTE!

The hustle is real! This remark is enough to motivate his Sheeples to dip their hands dipper into their pockets, if you know you know!

By the time this man extricate himself from this matter, he must have spent money enough to marry ten Brand New Wives.
Police will simply open office on his head.
Very unfortunate!

The idea is good on MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKING, but in reality it is not practicable.
Africa is a difficult community to govern. They are always divided along ethno-religous lines.
Imagine how difficult it is to rule Nigeria, how much more a larger body with innumerable Socio-politico-cultural fault lines.

To Trump's US, without any tangible mission!
Make I no hear say Trump don deport you to Tajikistan.
Make you arrange yourself wella, the Ozuor no dey laff.

Every organization has being destroyed because of one man's desperation.
Arewa - 2 factions
Afanifere - 2 factions
Ohaneze - 2 factions
CAN - 2 factions
ADC - 2 factions
PDP - 2 factions
LP - 2 factions

They can do anything!
They forged Age documents, College Certificate, Chicago Certificate, Election victory Results and every other thing concerning them.
Just follow the IP address it will land you at Their Lagos.

No one is deceived any longer.
They call themselves activists, but we have understood their manner of activism.
Advertising and Selling of political support. Obi must have ignored his Green Light over and over again.
The only option left for him is to demarket Obi and curry favour from the other end.

Maybe they have already prepared the Shipment Documents before stealing the car.

They even look alike, how do you identify Chin Quech from Quen Hui?

Nazgul:
This is so funny. Sadly corruption wouldn't qualify us to host it.

We don't even have up to 5 fifa standard stadiums, and then there's the issue of security and other issues.

And even if by some serious lobbying we do, the LOC committee would use it as an opportunity to embezzle billions of naira. By the end of the tournament, more than half of the work force who labored to ensure that it's a success would complain of half or no salaries. Our own super eagles wouldn't be left out of the delayed salary issue. If the coach is a Nigerian, he too should forget about salary.

Still after the tournament, everything bought would be looted. From office equipment like laptops, AC, fridge, office tables and chairs to buses cars...etc. Would go missing almost immediately. Just like what happened during COJA, all the luxurious buses were sold to transportation companies.

Nigeria is a wonderful country.

The last FIFA Youth Tournament hosted in Nigeria, then I think one Mainasara was the head of the Organizing Committe.
My company supplied equipment from Lawn Stripers to Lawn Mowers and Stretchers.
By the time another edition of the same tournament held in another country, we were yet to be paid.
The committee finished her job, dissolved and sent report to the Presidency, no payment.
It took God's intervention after sorting Presidency officials that we were paid.
By that time, we have spent the whole money on PR.
Naija!

Kobojunkie:
So?
So? Why una dey always like to reason like tambolo don chop una brain, abeg?

Deluded Pained Culprit!
Self induced Anger leads to Frustration and then to Depression before Suicide, unless help comes.

From your actions and inactions, you are competing with Wike over who should be 'A BETTER YES BOY' for Tinubu.
Wike is doing his own openly, you are subtly executing your own.
Positioning yourself as PDP Flag Bearer and rejecting any Coalition is as good as handing the Presidential Election victory to Tinubu on a platter of Gold.
You know what you are doing!

She may have brought the man over, just to be taking care of the kids at home. You know it's expensive the keep Nannies over there.

Maybe the woman don dey waka kurukere, not minding say the Nanny husband go vex.
Naija man no go take am!

Rest well Oldie!
Your colleagues here are collecting Houses and Ghana Must Go Bags left and right from a certain Drunkard

That is Their Lagos!
Pls let's raise more characters to arrive at forty.