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RomanceThe Best Guy On Nairaland To Date by Chemistdavy(op): 7:31am On Aug 06, 2020
[color=#000099][/color]Hello Ladies, it's Dave here. Let me start by saying... trim, with the sculpted features of a model, I appear far too handsome...

About me: I'm 25, audit analyst, responsible, Barcelona fan, residing in Ogba axis of Lag. Looking for a lady within the age range of 18-21 for a long-term relationship. I don't care if you have a PhD or nothing, just be able to speak good English. I am 5feet, 7inches tall by the way. So, I'm not your regular LeBron guy that will carry you on the back everywhere.

Inbox me at dpelumicwa@gmail.com. OK, bye.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Gist Partner by Chemistdavy: 9:32am On Aug 04, 2020
I get busy with work but We can gist from 3pm to 11pm everyday... with a touch of "69".
RomanceRe: Is It Good To Ejaculate Inside Pregnant Woman During Sex? by Chemistdavy: 6:30pm On Aug 02, 2020
As in a facial, abi?
kiddkash:
the child will come to this world with yogurt on his/her face
RomanceRe: Is It Good To Ejaculate Inside Pregnant Woman During Sex? by Chemistdavy: 3:52pm On Aug 02, 2020
What are you saying like this na? grin
blazingblender:
I tot dat it will make d child fresh??
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Internships and Entry Level jobs In Nigeria by Chemistdavy: 8:14am On Jul 27, 2020
Ysakaws1:
Answer please?
Is a clear job description and applicant requirements written in the mail you were went?
Also, is there a valid address in the mail?
Is the HR mail in the application invite?
Those are the basics.
RomanceRe: What Is The Largest Age Gap Between You And Someone You Dated? by Chemistdavy: 7:39am On Jul 24, 2020
PrettyBunny:
Lol..Don't turn me into a pedophile..

By younger he could be 20 or 21.. I am just 22..
And I am crushing on no neighbour..lol

I love children but I can't stand their noise making..
I am 21. Pick me�
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Pwc Graduate Recruitment 2020 by Chemistdavy: 9:46am On Jul 12, 2020
Budding PwC aspirant here. Please, how many times does PwC recruit in a year?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by Chemistdavy: 9:22pm On May 21, 2020
Leeeeemawuuuuu...You could smell the brutality from Ojo.
esmarcq:
True, though the trainers for this year were kind of brutal, like very brutal
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by Chemistdavy: 1:57pm On Apr 19, 2020
Hearing some candidates have been called up to camp to replace fallen cadets. I don't wanna believe though. Thoughts?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by Chemistdavy: 2:10am On Apr 08, 2020
This figure is a high one. Damn.
gager4ng:
14 of them were released since the 23rd of March to go home. Those who got sick within the first two weeks of resumption and could not recover before the medicals were released as well.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by Chemistdavy: 4:27pm On Mar 27, 2020
Brother, I am so sorry that it happened that way. The Navy plays hardball most times.Better stuff awaits you in life.
esmarcq:
Or through medical screening of which I fell a victim this year
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by Chemistdavy: 2:15pm On Mar 23, 2020
That would be very funny in all proportions.
ELJC:
The way this corona dey go dem fit call of this training o
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by Chemistdavy: 5:02pm On Mar 13, 2020
Honestly, you do not have to denigrate yourself like this. What job satisfaction would you have if after suffering in training for over 6months you hang rank and you can't even enjoy 50% of your salary for almost a year. You must think life as a Navy Officer is a bed of roses...Lol. There are junior finance related jobs especially that pay good and after you've garnered experience for 2yrs or more,it becomes more juicy. Some private coy jobs pay more than FG jobs brov.Live your life and apply again for DSSC if you feel like and get it on your own effort. Don't let your self esteem take a bad hit. Life is unfair and you have to live with it. Stay safe. Goodluck.
jelraj:
Please I'm willing to make a deal
If there is anybody here who can help into the Nigeria armed force (Dssc or SSC Navy, airforce, army) or the Nigeria customs.

Or even any good federal government paying job.

I'm willing to forfeit my 70% of my salaries for up to 8months if possible.

Please I need help, I have nobody or connect I'm stranded n need something to do before I lost it.

8months please.
You can mail me or call my number zero 8 one eight eight one 8 four 5 two 9
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by Chemistdavy: 3:49pm On Mar 01, 2020
Oh, I get it. If customs average salary is truly almost equivalent to that of the biggest corporate bank in Nigeria, the money surely is truly mind blowing. Sublieutenants live pretty comfortable lives too. If after joining the Navy, you are not impressed, you can always opt out after 10yrs or so grin I'd take CBN over Navy sha.But as they always say, passion varies.
esmarcq:
with the new salary implementation of recent, Customs salary is in per with cbn
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by Chemistdavy: 12:09pm On Mar 01, 2020
I would recheck the numbers again.
pijay:
Lolz. Are u sure? Go back and so ur research again. It all depends on your unit.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by Chemistdavy: 4:53am On Mar 01, 2020
Don't go and jump ship on ya brothers after training yo
esmarcq:
alright thanks, was about to jump ship
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by Chemistdavy: 4:48pm On Feb 29, 2020
Customs? I heard the money is mindblowing grin
ELJC:
Abeg I need sincere answer, Customs or Navy job which one you go choose?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by Chemistdavy: 10:40am On Feb 29, 2020
Never applied for NAF in forever but search online, you'd get an iota of an idea about that. I expect similarities though.
EliteDude:
Thanks for the response...
How about NAF? Same applies?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by Chemistdavy: 10:22am On Feb 29, 2020
Perhaps as a Chaplain, Imam or a Medical aspirant and if not,I hate to crush the hopes but with that age, the odds are low except of course you know a Rear Admiral and have impressed him enough to get you in.
EliteDude:
Hello house,
Big Congratulations to all those who made it.

House, is there any need or hope for someone above 30 years to apply
for DSSC 28?

Want to try my luck this year again, am 30 this year
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by Chemistdavy: 10:03am On Feb 26, 2020
Like I said, there's something unique abt DSSC 27, it's either I get it right this time or I don't get it forever grin
pijay:
Reserve list there may be light at the end of the tunnel. They are considering call all of them.
I said Considering ooh. Not confirm yet.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by Chemistdavy: 4:28pm On Feb 24, 2020
This is a tough one to accept , eh? grin cheesy
tenderlaw:
Bro, lemme just tell you plainly. Hepatitis B is curable, but once you have tested positive before, that result will never change...for life.
Now, here's d deal. Military uses just the routine test to check for hepatitis. This test will still be positive EVEN AFTER YOU HAVE BEEN CURED. The only way to check that you have actually been CURED is to do a VIRAL LOAD. This viral load test is too expensive to be used for recruitment purposes, so they don't use that.

Summary is, just treat yourself for your own sake and be cured. But for military purposes, pls just forget it.

Now I know some people will come here to try and debunk what I've said, and try to offer you false hope. You can choose to believe them, but I assure you, that will amount to building castles in the air.

All the best as you branch out, bro.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by Chemistdavy: 2:03pm On Feb 24, 2020
I'm not a Doc but it's noteworthy that B-strain is incurable.
Anzabur:
Can I get total cure for hepatitis so I can apply this yearhuh?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by Chemistdavy: 12:10pm On Feb 24, 2020
If he knows a Rear Admiral and has impressed him/her, you'd be in Onne on or before 4th March.
ELJC:
Pls I wan ask una question, can Senator elisah agbor help someone at this point. I need honest answers please no insults abeg wink wink
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by Chemistdavy: 1:40am On Feb 24, 2020
The way people talk about trying again, you'd think joining DSSC is like common entrance exam grin. Sidenote:If you know you can Hustle or you've impressed some highly ranked Naval personnel that can slot in your name for DSSC 27...please, be my guest. cheesy
Tenifayo23:
Bros just move on. However if you are destined to make it, you will definitely be call or you give it another shot next year.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by Chemistdavy: 12:13pm On Feb 23, 2020
Succint! "If the slot is filled, it is filled"... That part got me rolling on the floor ehn grin
tenderlaw:
There will be no other "list". One or two other guys may get SMS to join up, but that's all for now.

As for the criticisms on the list, race is not the only thing. Many things are considered, like the vacancies for each of the branches. For instance, if A and B has 6 vacancies, it doesn't matter if you're the best in your state; if that slot is filled it is filled. Then there's interview, there's written test. All these count individually. I'm not speaking for them of course, just telling you guys how this works.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by Chemistdavy: 10:35am On Feb 23, 2020
Supplementary or "Rear Admirals" manage-list grin
ELJC:
Which one come be reserve again?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by Chemistdavy: 9:06am On Feb 23, 2020
Yes, except that I'm never trying again...DSSC 27 was unique and I competed with my prime strength. I'll keep navigating my civil life and the private jobs...except if there is a reserve list and my name ends up on it...ahahaha grin
esmarcq:
I won't even lie to you, I ended in forth cage, but race isn't the only criteria, I remember the officers telling us, if you can't make it in the race, let your wriiten exams and board review do the magic for you.
If you really love the navy, you can try again next year, your luck might shine
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by Chemistdavy: 8:57am On Feb 23, 2020
Any average graduate would ace exam,Man.You mean interview that only one question was asked of most people. Using connections is not bad and some ppl weren't just lucky. The list just has a funny touch to it is all.
gentle70:
Race isn't the only criteria. Exam and Board Interview is also among the criteria. The fact that you performed better than them in the race doesn't mean that you performed better than them in other aspects. I'm not justifying that some of them didn't use connection though.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by Chemistdavy: 8:15am On Feb 23, 2020
Lol....I saw the people on the list in my state and was seeing ppl that ended up in 4th cage and 5th cage. All of us that made 2nd cage in my state could not even find our names. Fact is life is unfair and we gots live with it...hahahahaha
gentle70:
Those who got the job without connection should genuinely signify
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by Chemistdavy: 1:31am On Feb 23, 2020
Damn, I screwed this o undecided

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