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ronald4lif:
How do one woo a lady they've never met or they don't even reside in same locality? How does it work. How do you hit the punna?

You arrange to meet.. n u can woo later on if she fits in wat u wnt/hv in mind.
Dont play dumb mr. U knw d drills..
U cn hit punna when evr u meet up too. Missing yourself s helps build up d relatnshp..

I can't biliv im xplainin this to you

Truckpusher:
If you had it like you wanted you wouldn't call me a dog because I'll be dogging your flat ass all day and all night long - isn't that how you roll?

Go to sleep man. its late in Nigeria..

AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]Which one be belle button and ass button again?[/color]

which wants nose button n belly button..
so im askn sarcastically if she no wnt asss button

AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]I love you. Talk your own. [/color]

I see you in my dreams n I sure loveed ur diick.. oya talk..

We gettn somwhr

Gurgle:
When did you get it. Do you have any others I want a belly button one too

U dnt want asss button?

AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]Okay, thanks for your advice. I want to woo you. [/color]

ok woo. im listening

LadyBoss1:
Night night ppl

night bby

Truckpusher:
You crush on anything including dogs on NL.

u ddnt gt my statement. .
Im askin is a real woman any woman crushn on u? cos she sure was crushin on u lol

and yes u r a dog

ronald4lif:
Hian! You must be in a jollificating mood then and in a good shape to tackle the vigorous challenges of the week and the requirements of your job. Nothing is as good and energising like a good weekend shag.

U got tht right hun .
Had a dose yet?,

chibwike:
[color=#978000]Lol, are you igbo [/color]

Partially

LadyBoss1:
Yh , that would be good lol grandmas love spending time with their grand kids ..
N u cn get some rest too

exactly n more visits too

Truckpusher:
Lmao you hate her because she reminded you of what a real woman should be right? or tell me why you like sleeping on her mentions even when it is obvious that she doesn't give a rat ass about you.

a real woman is d one crushing on u n u cn tell a real woman on nl?
Il pass pls

AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]Hehehehehehe see you. No let me pull out your plenty file here o.

Of course I can and I do avouch same. [/color]

ronald4lif:
Taa wa here yeye boy. I can vouch to never have wooed any lady on NL and I don't intend to ever do that, at least not anytime soon.
Tag any lady you suspect I might have made amorous advances to let them come attest with any evidence, if any or hold your peace.
Can you avouch same?

See dem oo dem dey fear their head

huns, ders absolutely nothing wrong in wooin a lady u like..
Just dnt let everyone knw abt it . evn if they must knw. make sure they dnt knw hw it ended. simple

ronald4lif:
Cherry, it was an unfavourable weekend. No humping as there was an issue of whether to 'clean' the 'plate' before ravaging the punna which led to disputation and resulted to no show taking place. Actually, I take pleasure in cleaning plates before eating but just wasn't in the mood Friday night.

What were you up to through the weekend? I trust you 'feasted'?

See tory loo ok naa .
Feasted yes. on sooo many diicks

sinizia bobo.. no b say I ignore oo..
u knw ym n password wahala
hws you hun

Truckpusher:
Playing love with a loose canon ball like you is akin to drinking poison in the morning and expecting to be alive in the night.

Hmmm
u make me keep falling out of love wt you..Why

ohhh yh I get..u nw fucvkn mzmycolli: abi

chibwike:
[color=#978000]Nna eh, many tins dey man head. Combining sch and biz no easy at all.

Buh I dey try my best sha [/color]

nna men

sinnzu ohh lalalala

LadyBoss1:
Been good , same ole ish different day
Hows lil man doing .. U got any activities/trips planned for him during his break ?
U been disney yet?

hes fine
Naahh nt any.
pretty occupied this week jor. he'd hv to chill..
may tk him to his grandma my mum for the weeknd n also break

Truckpusher:
Abeg shift - I no dey in the mood to follow another mad person talk.

Na joke I dey o, before you go tear my boxers for here.

Ode... U cnt play love abi

LadyBoss1:

Hws work been

LadyBoss1:
1am here same time as nigeria but the clock would go back before Autumn

I see..
shapy DP, I like I like

ronald4lif who r we fucvvking right nw?
bad boy

truckpusher hi darling

LadyBoss1:
Cherryice what time is it over there

7:58am.. gettn ready for work tho..
wat tym is it there

LadyBoss1:
I see you loving up the sun
Lovely Dp x

LadyBoss1:
Im good dear , u?

very ok hun. thnks

LadyBoss1:
Sorry peeps my list is never ending lols
Morning



Happy new month to these special landers

thanks luv. hw u been?

Deejavuu:
Bad crazy gurl

Midehi:
you so proud of your son and your status, thats one thing i like about you since the day i saw one of your profile pics, is he there with you in china?

Aww thanks swtty

Yes, he is..he is everywhere I am

wristbangle:
Oh.. I remember.. u are 7-8hrs ahead of us.. my bad!

In 15 mins time, U can leave the interview auditorium dear..

Answer the few questions left for u and go to bed

Signing out..thanks. it was fun
Great job yal
Ccc midehi
wristwatch
mhizkel
tosyne2much



Bye everyone.

sinizia:
Why didn't you go for a small white dìck?

I dnt like SMDs