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South African match will end fulltime draw today.....

Bro. Let me help you out...
1. Age
2. Yahoo
3. Yahoo engineering
4. Clubbing
5. Her Opueh

Kennitrust:
Good day my follow Nairalanders.

Everyday, life opens a new chapter of life to us. My own chapter had been opened and and it read... "it time to get married.

In the church I attended, there I met this girl so mature enough to be taken in as a wife. I approach her for the first time and I started asking her out. Seem she knew my intention, she started asking me about my church life, my family, my business and all that not.

To be honest with her, I did my best to answer every question in the language she could understand.

She seems not still satisfied with my account, she sent me this message at about 5am.
Said until I respond to those questions, she won't have anything to do with me again.

I'm truly confused on wether everyone that finds love 💕 really goes through this rigorous question.

And more about her life, she spent almost everyday in church after work. She said if I'm truly serious, I should also be as serious as she is in going and participating in all weekly activities in the church.

Please help, how do I answer this questions, since it the only options she said can bring us together?

Hope Uzodimma, hope you are seeing the handwriting on the wall. Mind you, they just want to checkmate your next move which your close aliens are deeply involved.

Anyway I have chosen my Chinese name already (YASHPA)

You are just telling us what Tinubu told you

You know say arsenal go loose, why u no bet am withthat your 10k.

Sonofgod1990:
If arsenal win today game I will dash you 10k. Because I know arsenal can never beat Bournemouth. Is like you started supporting arsenal last year

Yes, body count matters ooo, the so-called person might have repented or try to be faithful as the case maybe but think of his or her sex partners. Have they repented? Once once they may call, chat or meet and mind you, some people no send weda u married or not.

Oga,that banana na ocha ere or aboki type of banana. I bet you, you can't get a good banana with 5 fingers less than 1k in town unless in the village. Yes, I reside in ph and I know I'm saying.

Oil and gas big bosses can comfortably buy it...because the money there na block

That's what dirty plate does to plate washers

1. Abubakar Malami
2. Yahaya Bello
3. No
4. Whistleblower

It's called panic captival ...

Penis captivus (Latin for "captive penis" is a rare, largely mythical, or highly exaggerated occurrence during sexual intercourse where a man's erect penis becomes stuck inside a woman's vagina.
Here are the key details regarding this term:
The Phenomenon: It is described as a situation where the muscles of the vagina clamp down firmly on the penis, preventing withdrawal, often attributed to intense muscular contractions.
Scientific Standing: While frequently cited in older medical literature, many experts consider penis captivus to be a myth or an extremely rare event, often stemming from misinterpretations of vaginismus (severe involuntary vaginal muscle spasms) or psychological panic.
Historical Context: A widely cited 1884 report of the phenomenon was later discovered to be a hoax.
Misconceptions: It is distinct from physical entrapment caused by foreign objects or specific anatomical issues, focusing instead on involuntary muscular contraction.
In short, it is rarely, if ever, a documented, bona fide medical emergency in modern medicine, despite its persistence in folklore

How can chief nwabali be 31 years. Brotherly put his real age there. 47 years

Someone should hold me., I want to blow the trumpet...

Bros, show us the law according to Nnadi kanu

Putindbutt:
Aside hype, what else do Bitter Obidients have to offer?. If the Devil 😈 joins Obidient today or affiliate with Gbajue, Obidients will automatically whitewash him as a saint and the saviour the world has been waiting for.

Give us the lists of new projects Otti has started and completed... Mba, they can't.

Governor Mbah, Governor Nwifuru, working Governors, silent achievers, no noisemaking, no media hype, no PR.

Ask Governor Otti if he has fully paid pensioners, ask him if he has started paying the current minimum wage, ask him where is the 54billion naira he supposedly spent on building 51 "smart schools" yet no evidence of a single smart school anywhere in the state. Ask him why he's running state secretariat from his private residence where he's keeping state's confidential information in his private residence, keeping security reports in his private residence. This alone is an impeacheable offense.

Ask Otti why the President cancelled his visit to the state over poor projects. That he wanted to use the President's presence to scam the people of Abia state. The President had to send his minister, Umahi to go commissioning the less than 2km road Otti wanted to commission.

Hoelujohn:
Unfortunately, no matter how rubbish or stupid the court order is, you have to respect it. That what Wike usually says. You must respect rule of law

Brother mi, where is the law according to Nnamdi kanu.

I have a girlfriend that was disflawered at her primary 3. Infact the girl na real dog till now. She's almost 40years but no hubby

I will advise you go with manual. For Me, I don't bother driving anymore because self driving car on my mind soonest

Who am I to talk against DT

coolcharm:
Lol. This cracked me up.
You want DT to declare state of emergency on them??😀😀

Just a social media post and an entire nation is trembling. Let’s remind Wike and Tinubu that this is not Rivers State 🤣

Even Akpabio is shaking

Sonnobax15:

A govt that frees terrorists and integrate them into her army isn't the type of govt any sensible person should be supporting......... Whether it's Christian genocide or not,the truth is that this govt of Tinubu has failed in all ramifications...If not for tribalism,I don't see why any reasonable person should be denying the fact that there's usually an agenda to wipe out Christianity from Nigeria.

Una wey still dey get appetite to dey support am,make una get out abeg

bro, you are right. When I heard of this Muslim Muslim ticket, I know there's an agenda and the unmaginable is about to happen

humberjade:
That's how you guys go about spreading rumours. How did you come up with this stats?

What I am saying is that he should remove the logs in his eyes before attempting to remove from others.

the bottom line here is, an average Nigeria man is suffering either from skyrocketing of foods or insecurity and our leader kept mute. Anyway not really the kind of Nigeria we were told of while growing ooo. A sincere blessed country but nothing to show up

All this is just to scared them, those things does nothing

pigmania:
He tried to be a piiimp but did it the wrong way, shaving their pubicc hair and making them swear before a shrine and shiit, this niggaar got no game. Piiimping aint easy.

I have a simple question......
How does the woman dressing looks like, is she the type that package her breast as if na balloon which must have attracted the 7yrs boy to play with...
Me, I no de use eyes see balloon when I was small ooo

dollypi:
There was no training in the use of commonsense bro. Just training in tactical manipulation.

It's part of their overinflated sense of value.

I have a simple question......
How does the woman dressing looks like, is she the type that package her breast as if na balloon which must have attracted the 7yrs boy to play with...
Me, I no de use eyes see balloon when I was small ooo

Otondo will you keep quiet, if I may ask. What's the right word use to address a judge in a courtroom?

Ttalk:
He is even calling the Zoo judge my Lord, sense has started coming back to him, all the online warrior who pushed him into this are hiding under their wives wrapper.

Good will judge then all

Keep quiet, what do you know about courtroom. You must address the judge as my Lord. Real men keep mute and watch the imaginable unfold itself....

Image123:
Na so so my lord. You no go know your lord ke? fendi lawyer. Those guys for picture know say e don fumble.
Someone say na believe in yourself. Believe in yourself and go fly plane, or believe in yourself go do operation/surgery for your pikin. Na "I know someone who can do it cheaper" cause this one oh. As he see all those SAN billing, na so he start dey ask for donation inside court.

What do you know, just keep quiet and wait for the imaginable to unfold itself

NgeneUkwenu:
Kanu the madman. He has seen the hang man's nose closing in on him. This theatrics by sacking his lawyers won't save him from hanging, if convicted.

Nnamdi kanu's order to his private militia led to the killing of thousands of Igbo people, destruction of properties and render million of Igbo people homeless.

That justice, (though he denied alot of people) will be drastically applied to him to remedy this.

The arithmetics is simple. 54 countries participated in the game. That means 54 - 6 - 12 - 14 - 10 - 3 = 9Ja

Bro, oil dey your head

Orlandoo:
He qwon't resign. In fact, he will be elevated to a higher office. One of the criteria for becoming a prominent APC member is to be a hardened criminal.