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1shortblackboy:
oya I don dash u d first like carry am go bank go withdraw money

. Wow. Many tenks. So ya like is for which Bank?

justmenoni:
Lol u funny die...well me I don dash u my like ooo had it been I can give u more likes sef I no go hesitate


uote author=Chibabi post=42336299]Wow....Ђåvε̲̣̣̣̥ bin a Nairalander for years naw but dis is ma first FTC. M begging for likes frm Wailers (which m a proud one) and Zombies (which I can neva b). Naw back to d matter. Make I even check wetin ma Twitter Senator talk

. Many tenks

Wow....Ђåvε̲̣̣̣̥ bin a Nairalander for years naw but dis is ma first FTC. M begging for likes frm Wailers (which m a proud one) and Zombies (which I can neva b). Naw back to d matter. Make I even check wetin ma Twitter Senator talk

Menace2Society:
Kikikikiki Muppet from Abia i bet u be GEJ fan listen kid stop this useless rant all over the thread.I hate u party guys with passion!To hell with u and your APC PDP junk

d fact dat m serving in Abia state naw doesn't mean m frm Abia Mr Zombie

Menace2Society:
IPOB youths on prowl

if U̶̲̥̅̊ care to no, m frm d north but dat doesn't make mi a zombie which u are

veraponpo:
This man is pissing me off.

He could not manage ordinary NTA as the DG now he is criticizing a sitting president. He should tell us what his brother from Bayelsa did when oil was $120/barrel.

Does he still want the FG to be sunsidizing petrol with dwindling income when Ghana just increased price of petrol to raise more income for her government .

Common sense is not truly common. As a senator, I have not seen him raise any reasonable order in the house, he has passed any bill yet he is criticizing a president that is up and doing.

Yellow pawpaw.

D president is up n doing? Certified Zombie

Hmmmm

My 1st FTC after many years on Nairaland. More likes pls frm Wailers (which am 1) and Zombies (which I can neva be). Back to the gist.....Zombies wil see sense in dis tweets but wil rather insult d twitter senator.

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End tym uncle

Who wil u vote as the best nairalander of the year 2015? To me, I gv it to TonyeBacarnista. CC:Lalasticlaca

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Nigeria’s public refineries only worked at a combined capacity utilisation of 1.96 per cent in September, an official document has stated.
This is contrary to the claims, in the early days of the President Muhammadu Buhari administration, by Nigerian oil officials that the refineries were close to working at maximum capacity.
The current working situation of the refineries was stated in the September report of the Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation, NNPC.
The report stated that the combined value of output by the public refineries in Nigeria amounted to N9.9 billion for crude processed in September. It said that the associated crude plus freight cost stood at N6.3 billion, representing a loss of N8.8 billion after an overhead cost of N12.4 billion.
The report also indicated that 75.78 million litres was produced compared to 200.2 million litres in August in respect of products from domestic refineries.
The running of the refineries at a loss, coupled with their dwindling performance could further embolden the calls for the privatisation of the refineries despite the stance of the federal government that the refineries will not be sold.
The total crude processed by the three refineries in September was 261,371.14 bbls (35,648 MT) translating to a combined capacity utilisation of 1.96 per cent.
According to the report, only Port Harcourt refinery produced 31,008 million MT of petroleum products, out of 35,648 million MT of crude processed at an average capacity utilisation of 5.77 per cent.
The NNPC also said it recorded N38.67 billion from the sale of downstream petroleum products in September.
According to the report, the amount was in respect of revenue from “white products” sold by the Pipelines and Product Marketing Company.
The white products include Automotive Gas Oil, Household Kerosene, and Premium Motor Spirit (PMS).
The report also indicated that NNPC generated N44.2 billion from the sale of white petroleum products in August.
According to the report, the total revenue for white products sold from January to September 2015 stood at N461.1 billion.
It stated that the PMS contributed about 86 per cent of all the revenues collected from January to September with a value of N395.68 billion.
It said the petroleum product supplied and distributed into the country from Off-Shore Processing Agreements, stood at 763.90 million litres of white products against 701.29 million litres supplied in August.
The report said Dual Purpose Kerosene, receipt in September was 196.30 million litres compared with zero litres imported in the previous month.
It stated that 507.90 million litres of downstream petroleum products were distributed and sold by PPMC in September 2015 compared to 606.84 million litres sold in the previous month.
The report stated that the sale comprised 456.81 million litres of PMS, 31.41 million litres of Kerosene and 19.68 million litres of diesel.
It stated that the total sale of white products for the period, January to September stood at 6.41billion litres, with PMS recording 5.08 billion litres or 79 per cent of the sale.
On gas production, it sated that 246 billion standard cubic feet (BCF) of natural gas was produced in September.
The report indicated that an average daily production of 8,187 million standard cubic feet per day was recorded during the period.
It showed that 2,164 BCF of gas was produced between January and September 2015 representing an average daily production of 7,925 mmscfd during the period.
It stated that the production from Joint Ventures, Production Sharing Contracts and the Nigerian Petroleum Development Company contributed about 69.8, 22.0 and 8.2 per cents respectively to the total national gas production.
The report stated that an average of 773 mmscfd of domestic gas supply to the power sector was delivered to the gas fired power plants in September 2015.
It stated that the supply was designed to generate an average power of about 3,141 Mega Watts of electricity compared to the 2015 YTD average gas supply of 656 mmscfd and power generation of 2,843 MWs. Source www.premiumtimesng.com/business/oil-and-gas/192468-nigerias-refineries-only-worked-at-1-96-per-cent-capacity-in-september.html. CC: Lalasticlala, Ishilove

Noted

Hell Rufai wil be like "2014 Abuja Bomb Blast kills 71, while 2015 Abuja Bomb Blast kills jst 21.....Change is here" tenk God I was neva a part of dis APC Scam

when your child want Flavour @ his birthday party but you can't afford it

cupidora:
Lol. One village in Umuahia south called Nsirimo. What about you?

Awomukwu @ ikwuano LGA. Thou m close to Umuahia

cupidora:
Over a thousand viewers on this topic! LOL. If I were to die from panic I would be far gone by now. Phone rings,I pick it smiling... ''Dora start coming back,they 're doing head count today 'n tomorrow!'' shuuu...! Well,am still in Benue,finding a vehicle to Abia around past 10am proved futile so I'm leaving first thing tomorrow

Ma dear, same with mi o. M in Kogi right naw, tinkin of how to get to Abia by 2maro. Wia in Abia are u serving?

I was here just incase

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Front page for d first tym

ZinoFego:
Please check page 26 of this tutorial, there is a solution. Here is the link: https://www.nairaland.com/1485054/joomla-free-training-nairaland-live/26

tenks bro, hv installed it. One e_Origin for u

hostkobo:
where are you installing 2.5? if its on a live-site, whatsapp me, ill help u fix it

regards
HK

bro, hv tried installing 3.x instead, but m stil havin issue. After fixing in al dat is required, I naw click installing, it wil install to some stage n it wunt move further again. Pls wil nid a tip frm u soon

ZinoFego:
Sorry about that, never knew the problem still persist.

Over a week ago, I posted some links to some pages where related issues were discussed in the main Joomla website forum but I guess Nairaland's bot deleted them because I can't find them now.

Alternatively, please install Joomla 3.x and let's see if the problem will persist.

ok, tenks. Wil gv it a trial

hostkobo:
Oya, what is the problem you have with Joomla 2.5?

after following d necessary instructions, I wil reach a certain stage called pre_installation n I wil b told to select a language, after clicking on a language that I wnt, I wil press next n it wunt go

OPEN LETTER TO MR PRESIDENT
CHANGE IS POSSIBLE
NATIONAL SALUTE TO MR PRESIDENT
CORPERS wee!!!
It's few days to the end of another service year of my fellow batch
B/C Corp members for answering to the clarion call of the father's
land. We have served under the sun and in the rain; day and night
and have executed several community projects...
It's very important that this letter get to Mr president, it is a quick
reminder on one of his promises during the campaign that every
Nigerian graduate should be paid some amount of money after the service year (NYSC) pending on when they secure a job...
Fellow Corp members (BATCH B&C 2014/2015) we expect Mr
president to remember the role we played during the 2015 general
elections as we slept in the class rooms and some slept in the
Bush to protect the election materials day before the election,
some could not get home until five(5) days after election, some came home with injuries, some didn't eat for days, some were adopted or kidnapped and released days after elections, some were sick as a result of the stress undergo during the election. As we
have paid these prizes for our father's land to ensure a credible,
free and fair elections, our expectations are high as we take off the
khaki and hairdressing, no longer called federal government pikin
(fgp) (FG last born)
MR PRESIDENT AND MR VICE PRESIDENT Do not neglect nor forget
the NYSC batch of 2014/2015 Corp members
Finally, I congratulate His excellency, the president of the federal
Republic of Nigeria General Mohammadu Buhari and the vice
president prof Yemi Osinbajo for their victory at the polls
Long live NYSC SCHEME
long live the PRESIDENCY
Long live the FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA...