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RomanceMust Read For The Ladies,why U Must Make Joystick Ur Companion And Friend by Chiboi404(op): 1:29am On Aug 30, 2017
A true friend is like a penis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom , he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a vagina, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem. what kind of a friend are you to me? Penis, condom, bra or vagina friend?
Do u know that the penis is the greatest breakfast ever? According to doctors it has a mushroom head, a sausage body, two eggs and milk which provides nutrients. Thus making ladies healthy and full for 9 months. Besides it has 3 good manners too.
1. Its very courteous, it stands before it performs
2. It is very emotional, it weeps during performance 3. It is polite, it bows after performing.

Send to ladies 2 laugh and to men 2 make them happy and proud of themselves. ⭕1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

⭕2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"!

⭕3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're bleeped.

⭕4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got bleeped to achieve it.
⭕5. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

⭕6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!

⭕When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touches her stomach ad say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.


Men are born between the legs of a woman, Yet Men spend almost all their life trying to go back to dat same place cos there's no place like Home. Now my question is: when last did you visit your home?
RomanceMust Read For The Ladies,why Men Is Important To You by Chiboi404(op): 1:22am On Aug 30, 2017
A true friend is like a penis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom , he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a vagina, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem. what kind of a friend are you to me? Penis, condom, bra or vagina friend?
Do u know that the penis is the greatest breakfast ever? According to doctors it has a mushroom head, a sausage body, two eggs and milk which provides nutrients. Thus making ladies healthy and full for 9 months. Besides it has 3 good manners too.
1. Its very courteous, it stands before it performs
2. It is very emotional, it weeps during performance 3. It is polite, it bows after performing.

Send to ladies 2 laugh and to men 2 make them happy and proud of themselves. ⭕1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

⭕2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"!

⭕3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're bleeped.

⭕4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got bleeped to achieve it.
⭕5. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

⭕6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!

⭕When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touches her stomach ad say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.


Men are born between the legs of a woman, Yet Men spend almost all their life trying to go back to dat same place cos there's no place like Home. Now my question is: when last did you visit your home?
RomanceRe: Want To Stop Porn And Masturbation? Get In Here by Chiboi404: 11:02pm On Aug 29, 2017
antiFapping:
Hello guys...
So, I woke up this morning with this urge of creating a thread here on Nairaland with the sole aim of reaching out to and bringing together those of us that are addicted to watching pornography and masturbation but are willing to Stop.

I believe everyone knows what Pornography and masturbation are, at least anyone that has access to internet should know.
Porn is rampant these days, you see them virtually everywhere, on billboards, social media platforms, downloading sites, TV adverts, TV series and Reality shows etc. Porn is primarily the main reason for masturbation.

Masturbation is the real issue here, it's not exclusive to a particular gender, girls fap as much as guys, it has assorted nicks like wanking, fapping, jerking off, shooting and the rest. Which ever you Choose to call it, the main point of this thread is to stop it for good.

People who have tried stopping it but didn't succeed, results to preaching the 'health benefits of it' which I once did in order to clear my conscience at one point in time... lol, they give lame excuses why fapping is good for you, they even have a crew which they are well proud of(the one here is Vaseline crew, I assume), funny indeed.

The truth is that Porn and Masturbation does much more harm than any delusional good to you, physically, emotionally or otherwise.

If you are among those that really want to stop, you probably must have typed this cliche on google search bar 'how to stop masturbation' I have done it severally, especially after I just finished 'doing it'. Various blogs would give you various reasons to stop, but the reoccurring points there are summarized below :

1) Porn/Masturbation drains your energy(physical and mental energy)

2) Porn/Masturbation can lead to erection dysfunction or premature climax.

3) Porn/Masturbation reduces your testosterone and your creativity too.

4) Porn/Masturbation drains your Resources, your precious time, money for subscription and the rest.


5) Porn/Masturbation kills you, believe it or not.


Let's share our Challenges here, and for those who were able to overcome this addiction(s), you can share your success stories with us that are still battling in order to encourage us
solution
Get busy all the time

Don't stay alone if u are alone get ur mind busy and not idle

Read more of educative and motivational material

Get a app to lock ur browser wen u want to visit d pornsite it deny u access gradually u will fade away zeal to watch


Fast and pray about it


Get a girlfriend


Don't stare at girls ass all the tym because d eye is d way t ur thought
RomanceRe: Can A Man Remain Comfortably In A Relationship Where The Woman Has Restrictions by Chiboi404: 10:49pm On Aug 29, 2017
madone:
Friend zone her and find a prettier girl jare
confirm no dulling make it obvious girl plenty pass bcaereful
RomanceRe: Can A Man Remain Comfortably In A Relationship Where The Woman Has Restrictions by Chiboi404: 10:46pm On Aug 29, 2017
Jointhemiltons2:
So the question here now is Can a guy still remain comfortably in a relationship where the girl is a virgin and isn't ready yet and also does not allow touching/caressing of boobs? And she does not also want you to do it outside.
So guys lemme hear your suggestions.
rape her if she make ur d**k hard and refuse to open d gate bro no dulling tell her sorry after d game she will understand ,,,,,av come across such girl buh wen I try to enter boss Na borehole I dey drill
RomanceI Love What I See by Chiboi404(op): 10:43pm On Aug 29, 2017
I literally like her emotionally and physically she is all I fuckingly want nice body nice butt but I dey scare if dis one no b trap ....
RomanceRe: How Do I Get Her She Has A Boifrnd Buh She Likes Me by Chiboi404(op): 10:28pm On Aug 29, 2017
Maxi112:
Oh shiiit nairlanders has lost it, they all talking about karma and all that, you guys are just bunch of hypocrites.

Op, you've done well by asking her out, you just need to assume the post of a boyfriend in her life. In other news, act like a boyfriend not a chyker.

*Start by showing her how caring you can be, you can either share her with her supposed boyfriend or snatch her from him, the bad news here is this, you must share her with someone else in the nearest future but then, put yourself first. If it's her you want, go for it.

Start by paying for her lunch, even if na #300 food and 1bottle coke, bro just do it anytime you see for like 3x.

Step2

Ask her out for drink, don't even tell her about love or ask her about her boyfriend. Just be the boss. Talk about something else like sports, music, games. Share ideas tell her the nearest bus stop to your house. Keep the eyes contact

Step 3

Go MIA, just get busy.... If she really care like you stated expect her calls.


You can start from there by inviting her to your apartment. #make sure you make move, even if na small kiss, start from there
she refuse going on a date ,even spoil her a bit
RomanceRe: How Do I Get Her She Has A Boifrnd Buh She Likes Me by Chiboi404(op): 10:11pm On Aug 29, 2017
sarahade:
Keep chasing another man's girl that's the way someone will keep disturbing your girl until she starts crushing on him.
I don't know how people reason and can't respect boundaries.
She has a boyfriend back off.
what's ur own oops
PoliticsRe: Governor Ayo Fayose And His Mother At His Chieftaincy Ceremony (Photos) by Chiboi404: 10:08pm On Aug 29, 2017
Victorjohnbenso:
congrat my Excellency
Omo Na suffer ooh
EducationRe: University Of Ilorin Screening Form 2017/2018 Is Out by Chiboi404: 9:47pm On Aug 29, 2017
Tyxno:
[color=#990000][/color] angryPlease what is the address link to the university portal
www.unilorin.edu.ng
CelebritiesRe: 'Why I Said I Am Not Interested In Marriage'- Blogger Ebiwali Replies Critics by Chiboi404: 7:05am On Aug 27, 2017
Girl get a grp and stop ranting about being married or not that your problem who cares..... Ur parent have born you so do anyhow and see anyhow and stop shouting dat you are working hard u just wake up sleep and eat u r shouting hard work I neva come across ur blog does it exit
RomanceRe: Abeg Nairalanders Am I The One Mad by Chiboi404: 10:21pm On Aug 26, 2017
Lolzzzzzz ur boo get better boo
RomanceHow Do I Get Her She Has A Boifrnd Buh She Likes Me by Chiboi404(op): 9:47pm On Aug 26, 2017
Oops.. There is dis girls have been cruising on for some time around my faculty,but as a sharp guy DAT love to dare my urge I summoned courage and call her out of dere group which consist of her and two friends ,had some friendly chat I collect her contact we start off as friend but I don't like beating about the bush I hit her wit my intention DAT I fall for her let get to next level buh she is dulling me wit "I have a boifrnd " there is no other reason she is giving me than this but she behave well wit me how do I get her completely to b mine I don't care about having boifrnd or not

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