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Sports › Re: Mexico Vs Nigeria FIFA U17 WC Final (0 - 3) On 8th November 2013 by chic2pimp(m): 8:08pm On Nov 08, 2013
drnairalov: Iheanacho over
Messi at age 17
I know Nigeria just won the title and all but this post absolutely takes the biscuit
Sports › Re: Sweden Vs Nigeria: FIFA U-17 WC Semi-Final (0 - 3) On 5th November 2013 by chic2pimp(m): 1:56am On Nov 07, 2013
[quote author=2s£xy]White man is your god and you will continue to be their slave foooollll![/quote]Still a whole lot better than the god u have right there who continues to ruin your life every day u unrepentant cretin.

dabossman: What record keeping are you on about? Some of those players were not even born in Sweden, but in countries like Turkey and Albania which are not as developed as you might think. Or you think every state, county and village in Europe is super-developed? Besides who say information stored in computers cannot be altered. Ever heard about witness protection programmes that can give you a whole new identity? Gimme a break. Was it not in the USA that one man kept his three daughter locked up in a cellar for over 10 years and even had babies with them. What records recorded those births? Do you know how many records have been lost to wars in the Balkans. Do you know how many immigrants have crisscrossed the different borders of Europe with children whose ages were simply declared by their parents and registered by immigration.

Keep on deluding yourself that Western age records are 100% perfect.
A pass can be given to those not born in Sweden. The majority however are and therefore there's no doubting that's indeed their true ages. By the way I'm not here to argue for or against the accusations of age cheating being thrown about. Simply just correcting the dolt who was comparing both countries record keeping.

Whilst their records keeping might be less than perfect, it is still a whole new world better than the ones kept in Nigeria. No amount of "Ifs", "Buts" and isolated cases can change that FACT!
Sports › Re: Sweden Vs Nigeria: FIFA U-17 WC Semi-Final (0 - 3) On 5th November 2013 by chic2pimp(m): 5:50pm On Nov 06, 2013
[quote author=2s£xy]What do you have to say about the MRI test? Bad belle go purge ur intestine.[/quote]MECHIONU!..... SHUT IT!
Only a dolt would compare Nigeria and Sweden as far as record keeping is concerned.
Sports › Re: Keshi Releases 25-man List For Ethiopia And Italy Matches. by chic2pimp(m): 12:14am On Nov 06, 2013
chucky234: Berbatov played same role at Spurs which allowed Robbie Kean space to score goals,Argentina had Carnija,Brazil had Dunga,Nigeria had Amokachi,France had Dugary. These players dont score many goals but they hold play and bully defence then creates space for team mates to explore.
Ameobi is that type of player.
For starters Berbatov DID not play that same role. Not only was he Tottenham's STAR MAN, he was also one of the best players in the league. A point made evident by his inclusion in the EPL team of the season.

Secondly Dunga did not bully any defence. Neither did He hold up any play. He was a DEFENSIVE MIDFIELDER.

Lastly Claudio Cannigia was actually a very good player in his own right
Sports › Re: Sweden Vs Nigeria: FIFA U-17 WC Semi-Final (0 - 3) On 5th November 2013 by chic2pimp(m): 11:58pm On Nov 05, 2013
espn: u r a fool..so u want to tell me dos guys playn for sweden r nt above 17 prob 23..idiot..
U are the bigger fool. Unlike Nigeria Sweden ACTUALLY DO keep records. Anoufia!
Travel › Re: UK Suspends £3,000 Visa Bond by chic2pimp(m): 6:12pm On Nov 04, 2013
EBK2: @ Phantom,
I really believe our young people should get informed, get educated and take the future in our hand putting all sentiment aside while debating this real issues that affect our future as a nation.
The greatest question facing Nigeria today is what does the future hold for us as young Nigerians?
U are on a road to nowhere if you keep arguing with CAP28. A quick glance through his post history would give u an insight into what sort of individual he is.

He believes the " WHITE MAN" is the devil and is to be blamed for the lack of progress in his life.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by chic2pimp(m): 7:48pm On Nov 02, 2013
Hehehehehehe..... Awon boiz not show for una tonight. Pele sha make una accept my condolences ehn grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by chic2pimp(m): 7:11pm On Nov 02, 2013
edoyad: You talk say you go increase your breast implants if Arsenal score. Olodo adodisco
E be like say too much hot air don enter your Gorimapa. No guy buy wig wear. Siddon dia make breeze continue to blow into dat head wey resemble Olumo rock
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by chic2pimp(m): 6:51pm On Nov 02, 2013
edoyad: Cheap pimples you don comot for prison?
Adodi Edoyansh shey I resemble Dayo wey dey ram u up and down for prison ni?


........ Meanwhile Arsenal scores... Wetin I talk? grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by chic2pimp(m): 5:51pm On Nov 02, 2013
CHEI GAWD HELP ALL OF UNA IF ARSENAL BEAT LIVERPOOL SHA grin grin grin grin grin
Travel › Re: How To Survive A Plane Crash (with Illustrative Pictures) by chic2pimp(m): 12:01pm On Nov 02, 2013
[quote author=the_ripper3]For Naija, after the captain make announcement of impending crash. The pandemonium no go let u think sef. Na words like " aye mi o" , "bi mo se ku re" , "olorun gba mi" . "Temi baje " u go dey hear

God no go let us encounter such grisly mishap.[/quote]AYAM DONE WITH U HONESTLY................. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

AMEN FOR THE SECOND PART
Rap Battles › Re: Official NL King Tourney Sign Up Thread by chic2pimp(m): 10:43pm On Oct 31, 2013
coogar: i am a senior judge in the forthcoming tourney.
.
No be wetin we talk make u do be that. Enter the forthcoming tournament and trade punchlines with the likes of eyonigga, ,ibime et al

coogar: awon boyz? oh my gosh - i am the cross-product of marshal mathers & canibus.
The boys are not smilling o. All they want now is for you to declare your interest and boom u are a goner

coogar: ibime is too old to cope in this habitat - his style is too bland & formulaic. the fat charlatan is getting destroyed if he opens his fat mouth. don't make me enter the warlab & mix my formular.
Insult upon injury. U calling Ibime Nl resident un defeated Battle King bland? Watch the space son. Ibime has probably had enough now. Yesssss enter warlab mix twos twos together. Nah wetin we want be that jare
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by chic2pimp(m): 10:17pm On Oct 31, 2013
afrodoc: LOL.
IMO Rooney is not as good as Elampiro thinks but he is definitely also not as bad as Coogar thinks.....
This should end it all really
Rap Battles › Re: Official NL King Tourney Sign Up Thread by chic2pimp(m): 10:14pm On Oct 31, 2013
coogar: i am not taking this accusation lightly......
We can keep going back or forth but u and I know the truth

coogar: i have never written on these pages - these dudes are featherweight.
I'm sure awon Boyz won't take this lightly. These folks will be ever eager now to battle.

coogar: if ibime responds, i would permanently destroy the obese charlatan. where's he sef? he's been plotting schemes to learn from me & egging me on to drop some bars......
Prof Ibime won't take this lying down. No chance! Only a matter of time before he responds. I'm sure he is in the lab cooking up some bars to drop on any willing challenger.
Sports › Re: Who Are The Biggest Prospects In The Golden Eaglets? by chic2pimp(m): 9:16pm On Oct 31, 2013
Birikiti: 6) I believe this team is a foundation for Nigerian domination of World football in the not too distant future! If they are well managed and nutured, with clubs that have a history of youth development taking most of them... then I can wager that Nigeria will win the World Cup in Qatar 2022 (8 years from now) all other things (like good administration/ adequate government backing) being equal
Unsurprisingly this post gets many likes. World domination ko Abuja domination ni.

Nigeria will not win the world cup in 80years never mind 8 years time.
Sports › Re: Who Are The Biggest Prospects In The Golden Eaglets? by chic2pimp(m): 9:01pm On Oct 31, 2013
homesteady: Musa Yahaya - that boy is a shining star! He may eventually become greater than his mentor - Iniesta! !
Not in this lifetime or the next!!!

He would do well to become half the player Iniesta is
Rap Battles › Re: Official NL King Tourney Sign Up Thread by chic2pimp(m): 8:56pm On Oct 31, 2013
coogar: this accusation is reckless....
coogar is not related to these names - don't make me declare WAR on the whole rap section. i am capable of that - i am wanted for war crimes/genocide in about 6 west african villages - don't make me destroy fat ibime & make him lose life liquid. grin
Nahh it's not..........
The way your lot type plus your fondness of big grammar says otherwise. Infact it's simply impossicant jare!!!

Oya declare war nau? ......Make we kuku take dat one compare your wordplay to your other aliases.

grin grin The Ibime I know is a man of honour. He surely won't take this lying down. He'll surely come back all guns blazing.
Rap Battles › Re: Official NL King Tourney Sign Up Thread by chic2pimp(m): 8:26pm On Oct 31, 2013
Ibime: Sauron we know, Hannibal we know, but who are you?
Hannibal o Jackal o Sauron o abi nah Coogar u wan call am all nah the name. U should have known that by now.

Dude went on a 3 months hiatus after one of Man United's infamous looses and by the time He came back, He (Sauron) had morphed into Coogar
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by chic2pimp(m): 5:53pm On Oct 30, 2013
So na here band boys pitch their tents abi? cheesy cheesy grin

Wahlai una no well oo grin
Sports › Re: Tennis ATP/WTA: DAVIS CUP 2013 THREAD... by chic2pimp(m): 11:20pm On Oct 27, 2013
All hail the booty Queen kiss kiss kiss
Food › Re: Is There Any Special Dish You Eat On Sundays? by chic2pimp(m):
RICE AND PEAS PLUS JERK CHICKEN....... NOTHING BEATS THAT ON A SUNDAY

OR ON THE ODD SUNDAYS, SUNDAY ROAST CHICKEN AND GRAVY....... YUMMY!!!
Romance › Re: "I Want You Back, Dominique!" by chic2pimp(m): 9:00pm On Oct 27, 2013
[quote author=2sexy.us]You are the 1 in 10 girls...[/quote]More like one in a million. But then again u are only going by her NL post. Actions they say speaks louder than words
Christianity Etc › Re: Annoying Thing An Usher Has Done To You In Church? by chic2pimp(m): 7:58pm On Oct 27, 2013
gbrown: when a pastor asked what was amiss, i overheard a female usher shouting, abeg make he dey go.
Small time she'll also claim she is working for GOD. I don't know what gawd that rude and crude human is working for
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by chic2pimp(m): 7:31pm On Oct 27, 2013
Katsumoto: If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.

See big dreams. grin grin grin grin grin

grin grin grin grin grin grin at your final comment. Dayokanu no be homo now. Na proper male ashawo.
The same Dayo wey dey do Edoyad and Jalether every other night? Abeg take ya time Kats grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by chic2pimp(m): 8:29pm On Oct 25, 2013
Katsumoto: Some Chelsea supporter will soon tell you that Terry is better than Nesta and Cannavaro.

I remember some years back when Henry was still at Arsenal and Gallas was at Chelsea. After a Chelsea and Arsenal game, the reporter was asking Henry what is was like to be marked by Terry. Henry looked shocked and said Terry didn't mark him and that it was Gallas who marked him. Everyone knows that Terry can never mark Henry because its like asking a tortoise to mark a cheetah. grin
The same Terry i'd rate below Ricky Carvalho? Tbh won't be at all surprised if one of them Fans says so.

LOOOL......Saying Terry had marked Henry out of the game will generate more press than saying Gallas had done likewise so that's to be expected. Quick and Skilful strikers has always been Terry's achilles heel hence why Carvalho complimented him so well.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by chic2pimp(m): 7:42pm On Oct 25, 2013
[quote author=A-40]Don't compare England to Spain! The hype levels were never the same. English players and England as a whole are/is massively overhyped and overrated in every sport not just football!

A lot of British fans would argue

Bobby Moore > Franz Beckanbauer
Gordon Banks > Sepp Maier and Lev Yashin
Bobby Charlton > Gerd Muller
Paul Gascoigne > Roberto Baggio
Scholes > Zidane grin grin
Lampard,Gerrard > Xavi,Pirlo

Even
Hamilton > Vettel

The hype is excessive and nauseating hence the collective glee at every big tournament failure![/quote]FORGOT TO ADD

TERRY FERDINAND > NESTA CANNAVARO
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by chic2pimp(m): 11:03pm On Oct 22, 2013
dayokanu: Any team named ASSanal should be able to shake their bumbum

Oya PATAKI and Edoyansh
grin grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by chic2pimp(m): 10:55pm On Oct 22, 2013
OYA LAST ONE BEFORE I GO BED.

MAKE UNA PLAY BURNA BOY- LIKE TO PARTY
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by chic2pimp(m): 10:54pm On Oct 22, 2013
fredoooooo: my pastor and bum bum , well God dey sha , still team ASSnal cheesy grin

una rob for san siro today ,they are waiting for you in camp nou .
grin grin grin Oh boy I have repented nah abi?
This was for my congregation jor

Happy with a point to say the least. Was fearing the worst but hoping for the best.
Don't worry the return Leg will End in a 1-0 away win. Going to the bookies to place my bet

dayokanu: Whoever has an important reason

(ENI TO O BA NIDI PATAKI)

oya pataki come shake your bum bum


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWdrH-xjYV4
KWARECT JAM
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by chic2pimp(m): 10:48pm On Oct 22, 2013
DJ PLAY TIMAYA- BUM BUM JARE


All my Gaynners shake your bum bum the FANS them shake their bum bum
MUKI they shake their bum bum
E no matter where you come from hun
Onor nor nor nor ono.
Am still on the bum bum MUKI shake your bum bum bum bum hmm ha
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by chic2pimp(m): 10:35pm On Oct 22, 2013
HBD MUKINATU SINDODO

OYA MUKI SHAKE UP YOUR BUM BUM
AM STILL ON THE BUM BUM OYA SHAKE YOUR BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM

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