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Crime › Re: Goat Thief Paraded In Lagos by chic2pimp(m): 12:55am On Nov 01, 2012
They all are

Sagamite: [size=15pt]Cretinous Products of a failed education system.

Baboon citizens of a Banana republic.
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The lot of em'
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 12:04am On Nov 01, 2012
Congrats FBS......More Grease to your elbow Big Man.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 11:58pm On Oct 31, 2012
Is this the same Sturridge Dayotwatnu wants to replace torres?

I laff in Naziland.


BTW Switch is Back boyzz

switch47: Bottom line is that chelsea go still lose.... na make e for sweet ! grin
switch47: CHELSEA IS FINISHED!! grin grin grin
switch47: How many minutes remaining for Chelsea to die wretched in this match? grin
Politics › Re: Igbo And Yoruba Unity - How Possible? by chic2pimp(m): 12:38am On Oct 31, 2012
Katsumoto: No backtracking

You incriminated yourself by saying you take your 'women' to hotels.

We all know no decent girls will go to a hotel. grin
Now this got ROFLMAO!!! grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Igbo And Yoruba Unity - How Possible? by chic2pimp(m): 11:36pm On Oct 30, 2012
Katsumoto: Dude stop hating.

Extra fat in the ar.se and thighs is just lovely. And for those with love handles, a real man should have no complaints. grin grin grin
You sef like good thing grin grin grin grin grin
Nairaland General › Re: Meet Your Favourite Nairalander by chic2pimp(m): 10:41pm On Oct 30, 2012
r231: grin grin grin

Man shall not live by bread alone grin
Oga na so we see am oo.
Body no be firewood abeg

[quote author=*Ileke-IdI]I dont like that song. Try again[/quote]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5S0hMVQNERs

This one nko?
Nairaland General › Re: Meet Your Favourite Nairalander by chic2pimp(m): 10:30pm On Oct 30, 2012
[quote author=*Ileke-IdI]shocked

*QUICKLY LOGS OUT BEFORE HIS WIVES AND NL GFS COMES BY*

Bye!!! shocked shocked shocked[/quote]Come back make I sing for you small jor


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi33GuzaY6g

Everydayyyyy I think of u wel wel wel
Every nighttttttt I think of you wel wel
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Reading Vs Arsenal - Capital One Cup (5 - 7) On 30th October 2012 by chic2pimp(m): 10:25pm On Oct 30, 2012
fredoooooo: i dey o , infact i wan write you dis weekend after the juventus game

and when RENA won the end of the year title , you know now grin grin grin
If you write me then, I for no reply u o wahlai tahlai grin

Bros I have repented and given my life to Christ. I no longer deal with anything IKEBE SUPER shocked shocked shocked shocked :oCHEI related tongue

fredoooooo: no mind her jare na lie she dey lie grin grin grin
U sure sha?
Talk true and shame the devil o grin
Nairaland General › Re: Meet Your Favourite Nairalander by chic2pimp(m): 10:21pm On Oct 30, 2012
r231: mad at you ke

nahhhh.......i want to live long and the secret is dont get angry cus it shortens your life grin grin grin grin grin

its all luv bebe...you gat all wrong sha
Uncle you sef dey flirt? shocked shocked shocked
Nairaland General › Re: Meet Your Favourite Nairalander by chic2pimp(m): 10:19pm On Oct 30, 2012
sexkillz: [color=#000030]Yes o my brother. Thank God say i carry my anti-bomb vest come. I for don die throw way. . .
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grin grin grin
Bros nah serious stuff o

[quote author=*Ileke-IdI]Pshhhh angry When are you going to sign on with your chamotex ID lipsrsealed[/quote]Very soon.
After I have seriously dealt with that Bakasii of yours. Chei see Ikebeeeee oooo mo gbe tongue kiss
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Reading Vs Arsenal - Capital One Cup (5 - 7) On 30th October 2012 by chic2pimp(m): 10:06pm On Oct 30, 2012
mukina2: jail grin
grin grin
Fredooooo Oya come deny am she nay true she talk?
If nah true hope say u no drop the soap for dia grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Reading Vs Arsenal - Capital One Cup (5 - 7) On 30th October 2012 by chic2pimp(m): 10:05pm On Oct 30, 2012
fredoooooo: na the beating affect am
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLgrin grin grin grin grin grin

Bros how u come wicked like this nah?
It is unfair ooo grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Reading Vs Arsenal - Capital One Cup (5 - 7) On 30th October 2012 by chic2pimp(m): 10:03pm On Oct 30, 2012
fredoooooo: bro i miss you die !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grin
grin grin grin

Na lie jor. You know miss me jare.
How you dey nah? Where you go?
Nairaland General › Re: Meet Your Favourite Nairalander by chic2pimp(m): 9:59pm On Oct 30, 2012
[quote author=*Ileke-IdI]Jo, behave yourself. lol[/quote]Iyawo Mi atata How u dey nah?
Hope say u dey take proper care of that hmmmmmmmm

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Na wa.
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Na real wa o grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Reading Vs Arsenal - Capital One Cup (5 - 7) On 30th October 2012 by chic2pimp(m): 9:42pm On Oct 30, 2012
fredoooooo: HEY YA grin grin grin grin
FREDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTISTICALY
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Reading Vs Arsenal - Capital One Cup (5 - 7) On 30th October 2012 by chic2pimp(m): 9:38pm On Oct 30, 2012
No surprises here.
Arsenal getting spanked as usual.
They are slowly but surely becoming everyone's punching bag undecided
Family › Re: Debrief, cotton101 and those that came out alive. Got A Few Questions For You. by chic2pimp(m): 9:31pm On Oct 30, 2012
coogar: na people like you i pity....
i am forever tied with tpia - and what a lovely relationship we have. she's like the traditional nigerian wife....no blender, no coffee maker, no washing machine....everything is done manually! you got to envy me - don't cha wish your girlfriend was just like mine? cheesy grin
grin cheesy grin
Me Envy u ke? Not when I've got the sumptuous Ileke Idi at my beck and call.
Abeg leave that tory for another day grin.
Also while u are at it, can u get Tpia to give her Interview? We all are waiting
Nairaland General › Re: Meet Your Favourite Nairalander by chic2pimp(m): 9:23pm On Oct 30, 2012
Shollypopz: Calloti gave an interview?? Damn, she's 40+!! lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

I'm shocked she's Yoruba, Gosh that's one woman I revere on NL!!
Not Yoruba.....She is from Edo State
Nairaland General › Re: Meet Your Favourite Nairalander by chic2pimp(m): 9:20pm On Oct 30, 2012
Idowuogbo: u don complete ur interview? can u pls include if na housegal or houseboy disvirgin u. tongue tongue tongue
I don complete am o. The thing just no gree load for my lappy. I don tire gan sef.

How u take know? shocked shocked shocked shocked U be winch? Btw Ileke Idi Nla is the HG in kweshun.

Aunty Mi when u go do your own nah? huh undecided

dayokanu: See Calloti my sweetheart.

The only sugar in my tea

smiley smiley smiley
,Mr Man, Agbero when u go grant ya own interview nah? huh undecided
Family › Re: Debrief, cotton101 and those that came out alive. Got A Few Questions For You. by chic2pimp(m): 9:01pm On Oct 30, 2012
coogar: and this is why today's marriages are shyte!
men with no cojones, men who cannot stand as men, men who get remote-controlled by family members or friends - how would such men take hold of their families! i am afraid, it's not going to get any better.........
A sad and sorry state of affairs I tell ya.
Definitely not going to get better rather it'll get worse.
Family › Re: Debrief, cotton101 and those that came out alive. Got A Few Questions For You. by chic2pimp(m): 8:45pm On Oct 30, 2012
coogar: yes, he did.....
and guess what?
the plonker got hi-fives and 9 "likes" from the rëtards of his ilk...........do you still think the iq of the average nigerian is not less than 33? you know some men just love to cop their erëctions and maybe orgäsms from the e-pats and e-kisses they get from virtual women so they would say anything to back them! it was only later i realised the pillock was a victim of séxual abuse..he probably lost his virginity to his uncle...what a tyke!
I am surprised that post hasn't got more than 5 likes. Sillier posts than that have gotten more Likes" so nothing surprises me anymore.
Those are the Men we call "Real Men". Men that would say anything just as along as it pleases women folk.
Unfortunately that's what quite a number of Men have been reduced to these days.
Family › Re: Debrief, cotton101 and those that came out alive. Got A Few Questions For You. by chic2pimp(m): 7:31pm On Oct 30, 2012
coogar: your argument that men are always the culprits in marital abuse because they are physically stronger than women already tells me you are a simpleton! like i reiterate, you are a product of your environment where the defenceless mama bomboy gets battered by blows and kicks all the time - you have probably never heard of women palming a piece and shooting their husbands - never heard of women stabbing their husbands - and we are still on physical abuse chapter....i haven't even mentioned verbal abuse, emotional abuse, financial abuse which are all under the umbrella of domestic abuse.....i guess you also need big bones and height to verbally/emotionally abuse a spouse! what an airhead!
Did She/He actually say this?.....Oh dearie me

Nairaland General › Re: Meet Your Favourite Nairalander by chic2pimp(m): 7:06pm On Oct 30, 2012
When Una go Interview Becoomrich nah ahn ahn?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by chic2pimp(m): 6:42pm On Oct 30, 2012
[quote author=A-40]Tell Don Silvio not to drop the soap grin grin[/quote]E be like the disease called Naziritsm don dey catch u too grin.
Useless Club wastemen fans tongue

Pataki: Bayern na (di-do-di-do) ground. Father Christmas cannot even compete with these bunch of Bavaria bellied dunces grin


The latest beneficiaries has been Leverkusen.


Awon omo Bavaria oshi. cheesy In the gangnam style! grin
grin grin grin grin grin
Sports › Re: The NBA Begins by chic2pimp(m): 1:25am On Oct 30, 2012
Barring any crippling Injuries, my money is on the the Lakers.

r231: dream on grin grin
Oh boy nah true Mynd talk oo.
Once the Adrenaline wears off, you'll be on your bed quicker than I could say Jack Robinson.
Romance › Re: Is It Advisable To Marry At 22-25 As A Man? by chic2pimp(m): 12:15am On Oct 30, 2012
Absolutely nothing wrong jare.
Married Ileke Idi at a much younger age. 12 to be specific
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by chic2pimp(m): 6:02pm On Oct 29, 2012
debosky: If there was an AC Milan thread the band would've been permanently stationed there this season.
Sharrap dia Dobosky tongue
Btw You are one to talk.
If I were you, I will be facing my team and praying for the 8 years and counting Barren spell to come to an end.

dayokanu: AC Milan 10 points from 9 games

4 wins in 12 games all season
All this one nah tory. Past tense as I like to refer to them as.
Present news says you were brutally rap..e.d by Leverkusen in your own backyard. It's that not shamefu?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by chic2pimp(m): 5:02pm On Oct 29, 2012
PANDEMONIUM AND COMMOTION ON THE NAZI THREAD grin grin grin

JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT grin grin grin
Nairaland General › Re: Meet Your Favourite Nairalander by chic2pimp(m): 2:54am On Oct 28, 2012
[quote author=*Ileke-IdI]Just go for your interview jor angry[/quote]After u jor tongue
Nairaland General › Re: Meet Your Favourite Nairalander by chic2pimp(m): 2:45am On Oct 28, 2012
[quote author=*Ileke-IdI]One day you'll find out that I'm male. Wetin you go do then? cheesy[/quote]MALE KE? Have u seen a Man that has got that ikebecious hips you've got going plus that gigantic mammary glands?
Phones › Re: Samsung-Galaxy Note II: U.S. Launch Date Confirmed by chic2pimp(m): 2:40am On Oct 28, 2012
[quote author=*Ileke-IdI]Behave yourself angry angry I dont want Lord_ Rich to start thinking my market don close. Na my rich bobo go buy me that phone o lipsrsealed

Unless you want to compete with him by buying me that phone AND an iPad 4 wink wink[/quote]Abeg abeg abeg Lord Broke As..,s has filed for bankrupcy. Infact the Bailliff had to be called in cuz he could not afford to pay his bills.


After only IPad 4, why not wait for I Pad 7? U know me nah, I no dey get cheap thinhs for my wifey. Lai lai
Nairaland General › Re: Meet Your Favourite Nairalander by chic2pimp(m): 2:30am On Oct 28, 2012
[quote author=*Ileke-IdI]Grant your interview jor. angry[/quote][size=5pt]*Chic2pimp is not available at the moment. Pls leavea message after the beep*[/size]

After u sweetheart mi kiss

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