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Then I dilute it with stay

mine is beautiful in white

Slimzjoe:
You don come
No derail abeg

amu confused

Bed bug fit fool amu, u might not knw

Dey dn derail amu

Mcthew him no get amu self

Basildvalour:
She knew who she wanted but didn't know how to approach me so she came with a tactics I decoded even before she landed.

My name is Basil, even the whole class knew that though I was quite reserved.

Now to story: We were in a class waiting for a lecturer on one hot afternoon and I decided to go grab a sachet of water to cool off before the lecturer enters. As I approached for the exit, this lady grabbed me by my shirt while she was seating at the edge of the seat and said "Chuks please there is something I would like you to help me do." As she mentioned Chuks, I quickly responded, pls, ma., my name is not Chuks as I pointed to where Chuks was sitting because we had one in the class but she immediately said no that it isn't him that it is me that she wanted to help her with the stuff and I asked her what it was and she told me that she would like me to help just her with extra tutorials in two courses. I thought about it and later agreed, we started meeting in a primary school where I thought her because I didn't want anything attached to it.

We went on for weeks and on one fateful weekend, she invited me over to her house (she lived alone). I felt reluctant and not knowing how I'll put her off, I decided to go. When I got there, she welcomed me with a hug, locked the door with the keys and asked me if she wasn't attractive enough to me that I haven't even given her a peck since we spent times together. I couldn't give her any answer and the next thing I felt was her hands grabbing me with a long, hard kiss. I managed to pull myself out and she started:

"Basil, I have sat with you for sometime in class, I have watched you countless times and I see you are different from all of the guys I have come across and I am beginning to fall for you. I know it might sound foolish and early to you but to me, I have known you enough to tell you even the most foolish thing on earth so long as it is coming from my heart. The truth is that I love you and I do not care whether you love me back or not. I just want to be with you always."

My fellow nairalanders, nah so I take marry wife o but she is currently married now and heavy with a baby and whenever she calls me, she'll tell me "if it turns out to be a girl child, you'll marry her."

oga na jessica oh
I remember dat time she go cum una go cum lock door pursue me and seye for outside
Una come de do wetin papa and mama dey do unto our head
Chai oga make I no lie each time we see jessica na so so spit I go de swallow

Nwa oma happy birthday
U scarce pass wetin amala take scarce for owerri

mukina2:
fredoooooo . .told me , you are "carrying" all of us for league

u and fredoooooo dey use me do amebo work abi
I dey carry una for head like say no be person go carry dat last, if everibody be first who go cum be last nah
If na lik dat mourinho, wnger and periwinkle for dn de mock pearson and co nah


No wori amu waiting for una next season

mukina2:
No.



chinwerey . .oil engineer

for ua mind u dey do well abi

mukina2:
i am for erm erm

u r for de northern brodas

KingTom:
Nwoke njo abeg connect your boy na

KingTom:
Oga mumumerase2, how far na? So because you carry league, you no wan answer your guys again abi?

olodo shey we get enzyme called mumumerase?

Abt ua question ma ibongi mins3 has moved to a higher realm

KingTom:
Yes! Haven't you heard?

"Some have dicks but cannot fùck, some can fùck but have no dicks, they have dicks and they can fúck, Glory be to God, Amen!"

kai some pple mumu die
Infact ua mumurity is underrated

Mumuna2 sekem sekem

mukina2:
yes

u re jealous of us champions elect

mukina2:
do you need a holiday?

dos dat warrant a holiday?

mukina2:
chai cheksli juju is working o

two injuries for leicester

which yeye juju, bia mukina why can't u respect de champion elect for once

Kep seeing drogba eh

I get weeklow for hand I for share AMU

I get weklow for hand I for share AMU

Mukina2 this a frontpage material, so don't forget

Meanwhile we r coasting home with a win here

KingTom:
Do not underestimate your opponents!

mumu na d morale way dey wetin u talk?

KingTom:
See as Dem dey happy for Ogbono soup, shey una BLUE MUMUS talk say Arsenal na useless team, say dem no fit do una anything, say na 3 points una go carry, now see as that Agbero Dunce Terry dey shout Bleep bleep bleep anyhow, dem don disgrace am

morale?

xynerise:
You want to eat manure?

yea 3 manure

xynerise:
Obviously, this is a draw game.

Quote me and mention man united and face the wrath of Amadioha

na manure I mention oh

Rami ua seat belt na for asuwani market dem buy amu

Chelsea team to play Arsenal: Courtois, Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry (c), Azpilicueta, Matic, Fabregas, Ramires, Oscar, Willian, Hazard

fredoooooo:
Nice on bro

na expo I give u

KingTom:
Wait till final whistle

una no fit play common both team score