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Kontinud
Two and a half hours ago
During the guard duty, Funny was paired with another dogzz member it has been thirty minutes that everyone left for the party. The other guard was angry and mad after listening to the moaning of James. The only thought is that Jabark would get Jessica before him and the only moaning he wanted to hear was hers and he is here calmly listening to a man a freaking man moaning but he has to think of the chain dogzz bite to their enemies.
“is there no way to make him stop talking he is blaring” T-bite told Funny. He just laughed as he looked at him. T-bite was freaked out about it as he knew he should not have accepted no double crossed to stay with Funny to guard the prisoner. “If you were tortured like he was you may not have a voice to ‘talk’ as six foot under will be your address” Funny replied.
“I don’t appreciate that statement. He thinks he would be free but the dogzz bite and bite hard so I would not allow myself to caught as I would be defeat all who come after me” T-bite said. Funny has heard Onye Igbo speak a lot so he said to him,” No matter how the fan blows it can’t cool the roof, so your talk is trash and plain nonsense.” Funny stated
T-bite brought out is gun instantly and walked to the position of Funny and placed the nozzle of the gun at his forehead but Funny did not flinch neither did he tremble. T-bite was shocked as all who he had pointed this gun sweated, wet themselves and begged to be spared but now no reaction was given to him.
“Samuel Colt who created this guns we see today was good. He could have put the shape of it into anything that he could think of but he made it into the shape of a man’s penis and made the bullet react like a cum sperm. Maybe it was the times but what I do know is that everyone that wields a gun is holding the iron version of Colt’s penis and I do not shiver to the dick of another man as mine is bigger. So I don’t carry a gun but use my fists” Funny told him before he knocked the gun off his hand and beat him up. He finally banged his head unto the prison bars and he became unconscious.
He quickly opened the prison and was about to pick James but he was no longer moaning and he quickly checked his pulse and found he was alive but barely. He went to the person he beat up and collected his shirt and wore into James. He was planning to get James out of the prison to Heist grounds and help them take down Chain dogzz. The big men won’t like it as they groomed them to help them chain people but they have to accommodate them.
He dragged him for fifty feet throughout the base to get with its twists and turns then when he was tiring out he piggybacked him and he was asking himself why he didn’t do this from the start. He reached the gate when he heard cars outside then he knew he had messed up. So he went to the chain lounge and left kept James No. 1’s seat and he sat at no.2’s seat and faked sleeping. Some minutes later the gang entered to see an abomination.

Jaylynn:
The dogzz... Lolzzzzzz. Funny name. Please, dear, post the next. We're waiting

no problem sit tight

Kotinud

If someone has gone to hell and back it is James. The hot water was not somewhat to joke about it tore through his flesh. His entire back could not be calmed and the worst was his mouth was shut so he shout could not be released and the worst was not that even. A pot of boiled oiled was on the ready to be poured on him soon.


“ So where is Frank and where is the other cult staying “ James was asked the millionth time. He was ready to spill everything about himself and the cult as they had released his mouth from its bind but the back to back torture made him go into shock and enter into coma before he could mention anything.

“No no no no no, damn it , I went to far again “ No.6 said but Onye Igbo just knew this would happen as 6 was very not a calm guy when it comes torture. He can torture but to extract information he is the one and making him use this chance to learn how to extract information he failed it.

“Leave him as he is , he will not be able to escape as he is . So call Funny to guard him again. Everyone party in on at the Dog house. He who sees the day starting knows he has plans to finish. Let’s finish the plan of this party.” Onye Igbo said

The torture team left with 6 and 5 in the torture room. How will they tell top dog he has no information to work with. This James has a strong will and stubborn attitude. He still willing to make his stand for them. “ I just hope 3 has information about them as we could not get anything.” 6 said “ And whose fault was that” Onye Igbo mentioned and left as Funny came in to guard.

The party lasted for till Mama called and as usual the dogzz made a banging party. They dogzz came back to their base as they went to another location for the party. As they entered the lounge, they saw James sitting on Top dog’s chair and Funny 2’s chair.

Mostly due to light I was not able to update

Kontinud

Chizaram Joseph Agu ,the third child of Mr. and Mrs. Theophilus Agu, hails from Enugu State. He was considered a loving, cheerful and remarkable child. He became the second best student in his secondary school and he was set to head to M.I.T to study aeronautical engineering in America but unfortunately his father fell critically ill so he was asked by his mom to forgive them and go to a university in Nigeria.

So his half-hearted choices for his Jamb registration was what would determine his life going forward. He could not choose his first two choices Landmark University and Babcock university as the money was invested into his father's good health.

Therefore, he half- heartedly chose the third choice which was University of Port-harcourt which gave him Architecture to study rather than engineering as his first two choices gave him. It was still building something up, so why not build a house he thought

He went to the university and after his first semester he was already a first class student. Then in his second semester, he met his girlfriend Susan. Susan was also studying architecture too. He had only been with his books since he entered the University and after a group assignment they became JOSAN by her friends.

The cheerful boy who he hid burst forth and he became his old self making people laugh and smile as the anger he had in him diffused. At the end of the last semester of Year 1, Susan broke up with him telling him he was her favourite thing about waking up each day and she would be glad to stay with him but he was only funny and it was not enough for her. She left him and went into Onye Igbo’s car and left him.

He did not allow it to affect his studies as his father was improving and he was told he could go abroad to study, therefore, he was trying to get how to have a woman in addition to being funny. Someone called him over and told him about joining a cult.

He joined the Heist cult but no one saw him there as he also went by himself to join Chain dogzz when he heard that Susan was dumped and she was ganged raped with no justice given to her and on top of it all she was pregnant. The one that broke the camel’s back was when she was given a note which read that an unripe fruit is undesirable but a ripe fruit is desired by all.

Strike Chief the one who called him into the Heist gave him a gun to go into the Chain dogzz and he told him he will not utilize a gun when he would use his hands to hang their necks with their chains.

He not only initiated himself to Heist he initiated himself to Chain dogzz and has been a rising star. It also gave Heist a man inside the cult that is the darling of the big men and understanding how to and what to do.

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Christmas chicken preparation is one of the preparations that Nigerians do not mess with. It starts of by boiling hot water to pluck the chicken feathers away but the Chain dogzz boiled it hotter than the level given to chickens and poured it on the burnt back of James.

Kontinud

A human body twitched sporadically and no one gave the human a helping hand. The smell of burnt flesh still lingered in the air. Many a hand were giving, taking and collecting to ensure that the human is tortured the the core.

The human being tortured was James. He was running on fumes as at now. Ever since Onye Igbo last spoke to him his has only wished death. They took him to a room blindfolded. Left alone for an hour before hot iron touched his back skin.

He was burnt every five minutes and was asked where was Frank ? and where his cult staying?. Every five minutes, his back was burnt and his screams never reduced for three hours. He was left for two days before round two was served to him.

The body of James had spasms as he was electrocuted. A big basin of water that is used to wash clothes was kept under his feet and the electrocution made sure his body was not his own. He was already tied down and the two questions were given to him to answer and even with four hours of torture he did not talk as he was almost made an slowpoke. James had a strong will to live.

He was left and after six days since his last torture his body was twitching and jerking. The chain dogzz had to give him medical care for him to be kept alive to give them what they needed and still the questions in their mind where was Frank and where was the location of cult holding him.

“He needs to be rescued before he dies. I have seen him and he was not in a good place.He has no voice Strike Chief. He has no voice,therefore, you all should come two days ago because if he is tortured again. Let’s just say his will if he has any is what we would be fighting for.” Funny told Strike Chief. The same Strike Chief that James called to save him from his at his home.

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“No matter how the sun shines, the black man will not turn white. I will send someone to clean your cell but it is only if you tell us where Frank is that I would make certain that this pig dump is not created again. Just maybe, might be two months instead of two weeks.” Onye igbo told James.

The situation with James for Chain dogzz is dust that they can clean off but it has angered the gap on immensely that it is becoming a routine. Someone comes to get his girlfriend every single time but now, it is not just someone is trying to get his girlfriend but another cult is behind it.

The gapon’s thinking is that the the other cults in the school know this and are utilizing an elaborate scheme to get his woman. He decides to cut it off from it's root once and for all. He is not a fool or a a serving plate that is used to dish food to others.

Onye igbo who is number five in his round table of twelve has told him to ditch her and find another girl but he will bite hard on her and will not let go. Therefore, Onye igbo has to respect top dog and do his duties diligently. Even with the involvement of a rival gang no just noise makers has helped him to understand what needs to be done.

As the prison warden he will make sure that these
noise makers be snuffed out and extinguished once and for all. He looks at James and says, “ The child falling down to ride a bicycle is driving a car, it is only time I need to get the answers I need. So get comfortable we are entering deep waters”.

Kotinud

James had literally lost track of time in this cell. His excrements were his room mates. The beatings stopped since the first time he woke up and his meal is 0-1-0 and 0-0-1. Breakfast is not served here. Yes , he was in a prison.

Onye Igbo had come every time looking at him without doing anything to him. No questions, no schemes only saying some parables and left him to his devices. Also, Funny has not spoken to him since Sarah came and he knew he messed up by talking to Sarah since Heist has not broken him out.

James had had enough of it all. When he wakes he would confront Onye Igbo and demand decency from them to him. He woke up and as usual Onye Igbo was standing in front of him. He said to him, “ see dis place, I no be pig na human being I be.

“If a passenger has the money, it had value when there's taxi”Onye igbo told him and left. He has to live with his own excrements for one more day. When Funny arrived he could not stay five metres close to the prison.

Someone else enjoyed their own atmosphere, Sarah after collecting Frank’s number called him but she just talked to him. Although he was surprised, he continued to talk to her. She never for once brought up the case with of James. She has been talking to Frank every night before she sleeps and every afternoon with her credit might I add���.

Sometimes, Frank calls but someone stops him after a while. So with that two weeks had gone and James was still in captivity. Just for how long would he stay here.

Continued

James woke up with a headache and was hungry and thirsty and in need of an urgent meal but as he was about to get the food the stress of removing his hands helped him to understand his present dispensation.

No one but the leading man who came before was staring right at him. He looked at James saying, “ it is not only anointing that makes a person fall some times it is just hunger and stress. Tell us who those people are and where Frank is and you shall hunger and thirst no more”.

James as he had done with his torturers did not speak to him. The leading man just laughed and left. James was all alone as Funny was not there for he had gone to class. Funny is still a student of UNIPORT. James was alone with his thoughts but he could not find a way to break out.

After an hour-ish, Funny came in with bread and groundnut and water. He placed the groundnut into the bread and pressed it together and gestured James to eat it. James took his face away from it.

“Suit yourself but this is what they provided for to eat and if you don’t eat this no meal would be given to you” James guard said but he did not budge. “ I will tell you about myself and we will be friends as friends tell about each other to themselves. So in 100 level I dated this amazing girl also in 100 level for two months and we were in sync but later she sat me down and said to me you make me laugh and I am glad to have you (me) in my(her) life. I am comfortable and complete with you as just having you is enough for me any given day but that is just it you are funny no division no multiple to it and I want more than it ,yes, I deserve more than this therefore we are breaking up and don’t look for me, call or text me on any media. I have deleted you from my life so delete me from your life and she went into the arms of a chain dogzz member. So that is why my name is funny and am a Chain dogzz member as its the something more I need to have” . Funny was serious for some moments and staring into the air.

“Guy,guy, guy” James called out to him. He got Funny’s attention and said to him , “ I go eat dat food bring am make I chop no be me wey go listen to am.” James loosegaurd small as Angela for Dey fine am. No life go tell am how he Dey do.

Funny was feeding him his compressed food and someone was entering the cell. Funny thought it was Onye Igbo aka leading man as he is in charge of the prison in the cult. They are sophisticated like that as the politicians and big men who use them make them equipped with what they need to go to arms for them but lo and behold it was none other than Sarah. Funny stopped feeding James and said to her “ well would you look at that, they bible said Sarah was the mother of all nations but in my time Sarah is the mother of all problems. If not for you I will not be in prison”.

Sarah sighed and shrugged him off as she went to James. She saw as James was battered and Funny was his meal for him to eat. She took it and was feeding James. “I heard as my boyfriend said you are Frank’s friend and I would help you to get in touch with him so give me his number so I can link up with him “.

James was on loose guard and it he knew it was because of her that this all happened and he wanted a life to tell him how Angela was doing but as he wanted to talk he held himself as he knows what will happen to his girlfriend so he held back. Sarah giving him the pure water said “ I am helping you and not harming you so allow me to help you and even this man child will not cross me.”

James gave her Frank’s detail and she finished serving him the food and looked at Funny and left and Funny looked at said to himself,” I still don’t have that more to give a woman to be satisfied with me”

Sarah left the cell and made sure to not be seen by anyone. She dialed Frank’s digits and said “Hello...

Lost in uniport
With blood flowing from his lips; he thought of how he got into this situation.

Some hours before
My only thought was to leave here with Frank. The speed for them to find Frank and seek him is impossibly fast. Just in what name did they get here. Who could have given them information. Is it swizz media?

I dragged Frank as we were taking down the intruders mostly more work from me. We ran to the backyard as my phone rang showing strike chief is calling.

“U mad abi. Dey fry ur brain abi. Common enta my ap now before my ghost find u.” I shouted at my superior in The Heist my cult. Yes I am a cult member. Frank looked at me saying,” Na ball and socket joint we be how I no know u be cult member “. I replied him , “For morning tee I tell u now ridy the story long”

With that distraction I didn’t check as more people came and grabbed us and were leaving my house. As we just left the house plank and sticks rained on us and with that guns the intruders had could not be used.

Strike Chief was calling James as the cult had arrived as instructed and handled the people at the gate. James could not answer him as he down for the count as he was hit with a heavy blow knocking him out.

Strike Chief carried Frank thinking it was James as Frank wore James shirt to class and strike Chief has seen James wearing it. In leaving, one intruder who was badly affected by the assault shot into the running cult members getting a scream from of the Heist members.

Strike Chief had to leave him as they came without guns. The time was too short to get them. They entered the cars they came with and left. The intruders carried the shot heist member and James and left the scene. The people leaving around there we left scared and fearful as they didn’t know if they would come back

At present,
He was awoken with cold water poured on him. Before he could find his bearings, the beatings were meted on him without a word. James was not even screaming and it made them upset , extremely upset. “ Na de appetizer be dis, make Gapon come the main Koko go enter him body”, one of the Chain dogzz said.


The torture needed a break in transmission, network failure, loading failed just name it for James to think of how to get out of his chains. His torturers gave it to him but left one person as a guard to watch him.

“ Hello, hellooo, hhhhheeellllooo” the guard said. James tire for the guy, he just shook his banded hands as indication that he is listening. “ My gang name is Funny and am your guard “Funny said.

James no fit take am again he take the sleep wey he Dey hold since. He could not and will not be part of a bonding conversation with the enemy. The Heist,his gang, will find me.

He dreamt of him finally being inside Angela his girlfriend. He has been running her matter kembe.
As he slept , someone making a call entered into the prison with two more people. He looked at James. James was dripping blood all over his body. Knife cuts were made for him to lose blood but not too much.

One of the two men’s phone was ringing and it was the money heist theme song and he cut the call. Funny looked at them and said, “Such a wonderful time yesterday as I chowed Bella. It seems she became thinner today I saw her”

The two men were laughing not holding back but the leading man cut his concentration from looking at James to looking at Funny and then to the two men. The two men stopped abruptly and looked at Funny saying, “No matter how people eat prepared chicken, people leave the bone. If you mess this up even the Gapon will not save you”.

Funny shivered and looked at them leaving but the two guards to the leading man gave him thumbs up while they left. He sat down and looked at James. Even Nigeria borrows to live for what reason is living on borrowed time bad, Funny thought.