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delishpot:
Shior! So na indomie sef? For daring to cook indomie for oga, pack out with your hand before he does it for you.

tnk u bry much joor. abeg send ur address because d indomie don ready
gather ur spoon dem

ddaammyy:
Sugar, two drops of urine, one bar soap, some saliva nd maybe two dead cockroaches! These should do.

jus finished preparing it. have sent ur own portion. just manage it lik dat, next tym i wil add more

[quote author=delishpot post=32430989]Shior! So na indomie sef? For daring to cook indomie for oga, pack out with your hand before he does it for you. [/quote

park to where ni

ddaammyy:
Sugar, two drops of urine, one bar soap, some saliva nd maybe two dead cockroaches! These should do.

jus finished preparing it. have sent ur own portion. just manage it lik dat, next tym i wil add more

alberto2k:
Iru, ugba, crayfish, thyme, okro, garlic are all missing

dancing already. one luv dear

Fabdedon:
truely,, common sence aint commom

hmmmmm

jcmaiah:
Add am small cement to make it thick, then one short of engine oil.

i know i can alwaz count on u

Friday18:
It's better you start packing.

park! to ur house ni

please help me!
Am cooking INDOMIE right now...

I have put pepper, salt, maggi, palm oil,
Milo, egg, peak milk, Titus, bitter leaf,
And I have put Dettol in case of germ.

Please what will I add again to make
the INDOMIE sweet and complete?

Please comment what you think
I should add again!!!

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I want to ask, if Buhari should win Jonathan, will Buhari's wife make Nigerians laugh and forget their sorrows like first lady Dame Patience does? This woman has increased the life span of an average Nigerian.
Examples of her "award winning speeches" include:
1- * Nigeria is a great CONTINENT.
2- * My husband and Sambo IS good people.
3- * I rather KILL myself than commit SUICIDE.
4- * My fellow widows.
5- * I travelled to abroad to rest in peace.
6- * My husband is the best couple on earth.
7- * The doctors are responding to treatment.
8- * For those who said I speech bad English, I left them for God.
9- * Ojukwu is dead, but his Manhood still lives on.
10- * Na only you waka come?
11- * Chai ! Chai !! Chai !!! This blood we are "sharing"
12- * diaris God o...
13- * on behave of N2million I donate my family.
14- *To all those who think Goodluck Jonathan has failed, I have a question for you. When a child fails an exam, isn't the child supposed to be repeated?
Please support and honour Nigeria first lady by sharing this with all your contacts
Don't laugh alone. Let us vote Buhari out because His wife can't make us laugh like first lady Dame Patience
Chei ! Chei !! Chei !!! Dis
message "we are reading" "diaris god o"

i was also s victim of dis so called quinnine. my ist pregnancy for dat mata. d Dr was lucky because hubby is an easy goin person. BROS take h@

she is changing gradually