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Education / What Impossible Tasks Have You Accomplished? by chisea(m): 3:55am On Jul 19, 2016 |
What impossible tasks have you
accomplished?
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Education / Re: This Will Show If You Went To Private Or Public School by chisea(m): 7:35pm On Jul 17, 2016 |
Bros! Btw both of us who do you think is right, How can 30 minus 1/2 =15 did you Even did maths in Ur sec school at all i doubt, and you are here jumping that you got it right, pity you. |
Education / Re: This Will Show If You Went To Private Or Public School by chisea(m): 2:15pm On Jul 16, 2016 |
30/0.5=60
60+10=70
Or
30/1/2
30*2/1=60/1
60+10 =70 Answer=70// 2 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: When You Have Too Much Swags by chisea(m): 1:04pm On Jul 07, 2016 |
:oSee six packs |
Family / A Message I Received Today That Got Me Thinking by chisea(m): 1:53am On Jul 03, 2016 |
I Deleted 1 Of My Friend's Number From
My Phone book.
.
Bcoz Of Certain Misunderstanding Between
Us...
.
Today I Received A Friendship Msg From
An Unknown Number.
.
I Replied 'WHO R U'?
.
.
.
The Reply really hit me..
.
"Idiot Dont U Even Know The Spelling Of
'HOW' lol..?
I Am Fine Dude & how r u ..
.
''REAL FRIENDSHIP HAS NO END'' ,
So Don't Lose Ur Friends
Every frnd is special 4 Likes |
Romance / You Will Be Full Of Smiles After Reading This...... by chisea(m): 1:19am On Jul 03, 2016 |
WASHINGTON ORGANISED A COMPETITION OF
TWO-LINE POEM IN WHICH FIRST LINE MUST
BE THE MOST ROMANTIC, BUT SECOND LINE
SHOULD BE THE LEAST ROMANTIC.
.
This is the winner :
.
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
I love your smile, your face and your eyes,
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My feelings for you, no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'
What inspired this amazing rhyme?
Two parts tequila, one part lime !
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Romance / You Will Be Full Of Smiles After Reading This...... by chisea(m): 1:12am On Jul 03, 2016 |
[img][/img]WASHINGTON ORGANISED A COMPETITION OF
TWO-LINE POEM IN WHICH FIRST LINE MUST
BE THE MOST ROMANTIC, BUT SECOND LINE
SHOULD BE THE LEAST ROMANTIC.
.
This is the winner :
.
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
I love your smile, your face and your eyes,
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My feelings for you, no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'
What inspired this amazing rhyme?
Two parts tequila, one part lime ! |
Family / What Are Those Quote From Your Dad That You Can Easily Recall by chisea(m): 9:36pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
My father once said to me "Your style is a way
to say who you are without having to speak" -
Rachel Zoe
Do you remember any memorable quote from
your dad? Share with us let have fun .
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Literature / Re: Tarasha - (An Action Thriller) - Story Of The Month - January 2016 by chisea(m): 9:12pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
Hello oyin pls send me full pdf version of this story here is my email nwagbochristian@gmail.com biko bro i'am on my knees Hello oyin pls send me full pdf version of this story here is my email nwagbochristian@gmail.com biko bro i'am on my knees. |
Education / A Professor Asked A Student A Question The Reply He Got Will Amaze You. by chisea(m): 9:02am On Jun 25, 2016 |
In 1902, a professor asked his student
whether it was God who created
everything that exists in the universe ?
.
Student replied : Yes
He again asked : what about evil ?
Has God created evil also ? .
The student got silent....
Then the student requested that may
he ask a question for him ?
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Professor allowed him to do so.
He asked : Does cold exist
Professor said : yes ! Dont u feel the cold
Student said : I'm sorry but u'r wrong
sir.
Cold is a complete absence of heat..
There is no cold, it is only an absence of
heat.
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Student asked again : Does darkness
exist ?
Professor said : yes !
Student replied : u'r again wrong sir.
There is no such thing like darkness.
Its actually the absence of light. Sir ! We always
study light & heat, but not cold
& darkness.
Similarly, the evil does not exist.
Actually it is the absence of love, faith &
true belief in God. 37 Likes 3 Shares |
Family / Be Inspired With This Piece Of Write Up. by chisea(m): 11:19pm On Jun 10, 2016 |
A lovely little girl was holding two apples with
both hands.
Her mum came in and softly asked her little
daughter with a smile; my sweetie, could you
give your mum one of your two apples?
The girl looked up at her mum for some seconds,
then she suddenly took a quick bite on one apple,
and then quickly on the other.
The mum felt the smile on her face freeze. She
tried hard not to reveal her disappointment.
Then the little girl handed one of her bitten
apples to her mum,and said: mummy, here you
are. This is the sweeter one.
No matter who you are, how experienced you
are, and how knowledgeable you think you are,
always delay judgement.
Give others the privilege to explain themselves.
What you see may not be the reality. Never
conclude for others.
Which is why we should never only focus on the
surface and judge others without understanding
them first.
Those who like to pay the bill, do so not because
they are loaded but because they value
friendship above money.
Those who take the initiative at work, do so not
because they are stupid but because they
understand the concept of responsibility.
Those who apologizes first after a fight, do so
not because they are wrong but because they
value the people around them.
Those who are willing to help you, do so not
because they owe you any thing but because
they see you as a true friend.
Those who often text you, do so not because
they have nothing better to do but because you
are in their heart.
Those who take out time to chat with you, does
not mean they are jobless or less busy, but they
know the importance of keeping in touch.
One day, all of us will get separated from each
other; we will miss our conversations of
everything & nothing; the dreams that we had.
Days will pass by, months, years, until this
contact becomes rare... One day our children will
see our pictures and ask 'Who are these people?'
And we will smile with invisible tears because a
heart is touched with a strong word and you will
say: 'IT WAS THEM THAT I HAD THE BEST DAYS
OF MY LIFE WITH' 1 Share
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