₦airaland Forum

LagunJay:
I come on dis site cos of d list... I wan commit suicide cos of it sef

It is well

olatunjysky:
HAVE dey release d secnd list ni

U!u only come here to check if thev release the list baa?issorite

Jiboy95:
Am new here can someone atleast welcome me

Welicome

Yozkid:
Lool Brox, I Feel Your Pain, But Here ,Ion Think Dey Greet Newbies,Am a Silent Reader 2 .

Uhn ...xo u dont post stuffs bcuz we didn't welcome u?

BlueRat:
abracadabra...forgot to use my invisibility jazz

Ehn ehn..how many monikers do u av

BlueRat:
well done...mk I no catch u with her o

My instinct told me I'll see u here...

Leitner:
I speak undiluted Ndigbo! . You can always enroll in my class
My friends call me the Eze Ndigbo 1 of OAU .

What made you choose OAU? You like the school or your parent's decision?

My parent weren't in support initially....I choosed it myself

JSMMUYIWA:
I didn't tell you,I live in I.B!
Have u heard me speak too?
But sha,I would like to tease your accent;
BTW;
Y castigate d Yoruba's on Chizom?

Cuz that's how they pronounce my name

JSMMUYIWA:
Kept?
Hmm!
So how are we sharing it together?
*U no fit chop am alone!
Haven't fall it tho!

wat re we sharing

Leitner:
So what's the meaning of Adaobi? First Daughter King?

first daughter of a king..

Leitner:
30 sumtin? Something was telling me you are one old woman typing from one street in IB with her Nokia - C1 . Guess I was right. You for don write Jamb gan o. I hear say officials no dy even screen you on day of exams again

Yeah,that's prolly a better choice. @ least,you will learn small Igbo coz I'm dead sure you can't speak fluent igbo!

Lol...joking jae,how can I be 30sumfin,ion live in IB biko ....don't be too sure,shud I say am fluent or am trying sha

JSMMUYIWA:
How come accent leads to one being local!
If I am to tell a Englishman with straight nose to pronounce;
Eruobodo,he will flop,his accent would be most comical!
Does that makes him local!
Of the greatest I.B dwellers!

lol,now I understand u live in IB!....accent doesn't really mean one is local,I kinda av ibo accent *covers face*

Leitner:
Adaobi means first daughter right, "Chizom"?

'ada'means first daughter,While obi means king

JSMMUYIWA:
What did you buy or do with the Putme money?
BTW;
After you,Na you!@d latter up there!

I kept it for future purpose

Leitner:
I did not say that o . Of course not the whole of IB; just some place. Just like Lag and all other Nigerian states have their own Local parts.
If you live around people that say siro - eight - siro,it's only a matter of time before you also start talking like that.

Why didn't you go to UNILAG ? Don't like the school?

its a sweet sch...btw y shud I go to lag?av spent 30sumfin years of my life in lag ,y not unn or Unizik or any sch arnd the east?

JSMMUYIWA:
But had lived there b4 ryt?
BTW;
U could have done better!
Meanwhile,Ada I know it means female;
Obi means Male;
Abegi whats the meaning of Chizom;
Sorry Chizom?

no I avnt...God follows me

Leitner:
Stop lying. Where do you now live that you have neighbors that pronounce your name chizom?
You can't tell me your neighbors in banana island are the ones calling you that

chai!u mean ib peeps re local? ....how does living in such a place affect one's accent. I stay in lasgidi sha

JSMMUYIWA:
You that can dare not write putme!
Na you be d boss nauh?abi na bossress?
BTW;
That lecturer of yours must have really drill you well @ PD o!

i converted the pume money,I saw it as waste of resources...wats the use wen I know pd wud definitely gimme one course even if it's local govt studies

Leitner:
I said it earlier nau. Medical Rehab

ooh!na u ooo

JSMMUYIWA:
U sound not only Yoruba citizen up there!
You must be living or had lived in Ibadan?
Na person name u scatter like DAT?
BTW;
Chisom sounds edible;
Are you really edible?
While Chizom sounds like power-bike;
Nicer to my hearing though!

I don't live in Ib...u mean my name sounds eatable?u sure say u well so

Leitner:
My accent would make any CNN news anchor jealous!

Ehn ehn!. Thought you said you did not write UME @ all. Was a risk sha but you be bookworm nau,so you came through
D

hmmmmmm...y won't I write utme,wat re u studying?

Laffing unneccesarily

JSMMUYIWA:
Funny as in?
He must have highlighted how he had behaved;
Was he rapping what he had read or stagerring?
Brain touch?Smiles....

JSMMUYIWA:
I would like to pronounce you moniker @Chizom!
Would you call a Yoruba because of that!
I prefer it as Chizom!
Naso, a guy,that bears Chuckwuebuka was called Chibuka,by me,then,he had referred to me as Yoruba;
Abeg which sounds better isn't it Chibuka?

shibi onike nii...chisom sound sweeter according to leitner,wat is chizom It sounds yorubatic

JSMMUYIWA:
Haha haha!..
Level?
Cobweb?
Which level you dey?
Smiles....that your lecturer get as e be o!
BTW;
Did u guys ever asked him if he had,had brain pain b4?;
on top reading!

lol..he sed he finished one akpabio txt book not sure of the name sha...Buh the niccur Wantu use style to av brain touch,he was acting funny.....

Leitner:
Are you trying to throw shades @ the Yoruba nation?. You are prolly living around the kind of yorubas that pronounce 08099 as siro - eight - siro - noin - noin . What's the meaning of the name sef?

I thought the rule was- you need to have @least 180 or 200 in Utme before you can be given admission through PD

God follows me ,I bet u can't pronounce it well . I had above 200,I just didn't choose to write the post utme,cuz I knew my pd wud suffice 4me

Leitner:
Chisom sweet for mouth ; benedicta is too long abeg. Pesin for don cook beans finish before he pronounce that name finish.

You didn't do Utme @ all or you did not do just the PUME?

Is nor ASif yoruba pple can pronounce it well,they pronounce it as chizom.....I didn't do pume

Leitner:
Chisom the Jackometer .

So you did PD?. You got your admission through UME or PD?
.

wonder y most pple call me chisom,y not benedicta.....they avnt release our names,it will come Awt wif the 2nd batch hopefully...I didn't do utme

JSMMUYIWA:
And you will teach me how to jack too!Smiles...
U no dey use read or study sef;
U don sabi her termis b DAT!
I hail o!

Lol....reading get level o,can remember our MTH lecturer telling us to read till our brain start paining us or he will tell us to read for 13hours to remove our mental cobweb...I didn't know the brain av cobweb

Leitner:
You will read o- know a girl that's also currently doing. She goes for tutorials and study a lot for it.

sure naa...PD taught me how to jack!

Leitner:
You shall know when you resume next year

So you'd still do ICAN even after your degree?

lol y not,I myt start in 200lvl....wat course re u studying?