₦airaland Forum

Onyezaza: u said it all but do u know dat some guys 2 are ogbanje

my boy i totaly agre wif u

Kiingsolomon: God!, save KingSolomon oo!

amen!amen!amen!amen! Ooooh

godofphysics: once u hv ur gce certificate, u dnt nid d former again

tank u oremi

godofphysics: once u hv ur gce certificate, u dnt nid d former again

tank u

hlo hlo hlo,pls palz nid ur hlp,abt dat computer printout duly ceritified by d principal,is it stil needed even though u ave ur gce certificate pls i nid ans asap love ya all.muah muah,muah*dat 1 na 4 kingsolo alone*

Am wif u damosky,i rep unilag

caseless: snakes, monkeys , goat(thou killed last time) and other wild animals in d jungle make up the council of elders.

lol,chei

Abeg oh,wu knws wu d council of elders are

Wey my children*lukin around*wu missed me

ugonna1054: well u were so close u know, like this close#joins thumb and first finger 2geda# to being ma course mate

wat ur course honey

godofphysics: tank u jare, oya come lemme back you. D tfare 4 goin back home won't b necessary coz wen u see me u'd b too mesmerized. U won't want 2 go back home again.......hehehe..

i pray oh oh

godofphysics: I wanna go to unilag 1 of these dayz just to acquaint masef wit ma new skul(d tin dey shark me no b small, lol). Abeg who wan join me?

oya na,bt u go give me tfare 4 goin bk hme,na escort i wan manage escort u,

*testin microphone*drinks a bottle of dry gin 2 clear throat*ehen,i wan 2 use dis medium 2 luk 4 my fellow course,oya start 2 dey show urselves*geography oh*

Kiingsolomon: hehehe, ma broda, dnt worry... All is well. ..

#turns to chizzy# Chiii, thanks for giving my uncle some water.

it was ntin,i dnt wnt him 2 choke

@farano:
@chizzy wat course were u given? Geography rite?

correct

godofphysics: #clears throat# hm hm hm

GIni,*tke water*

Kiingsolomon: Lovely... #moves closer# #whispers# ehm, U gotta 2go account and fb?... Oya, giv me ur username. #looks bak to ensure oladoya is not watchn# oya, whisper it to my left ear.

*whisperin smal smal*no tel am oh na chizzy1f

oladoya: yeeee *MoGBE* soo this OMO NNa dey hear ma language. Well bomode ba gbon gbon kiku..........

*cleanin ear*me no hear dat 1 oh

Kiingsolomon: datz great! Where are U from?, and where u currently are.

Abia babe,am in lag

Kiingsolomon: Chizzy!!! Nibo lo wa?

*wavin*ova here

mastermynd: #turnnx to one of d officer#
Officer actually sir,,fis is d set of NAIRALAG D MOVIE anf am d director on set,,and dis man u a re holding is a lead actor,,what will happen is dah,,relesse him to me for d scene for dis evening and tumarroe,,if we are done,,
I will personally bundle him to AREA C,for interrogation,,owk sir

#sss man releases him to me#
#exchanges fone no wit officerrs#

Everybody bak to work
Farano,,afternoo foood
Cuthesthunk,,see me in ma office,,ayaf a role for u
Chizzy,,oya dash dem pancake,,coz of dis sun

oga mi,wetin be d role

labodinho: Helloooo......u knw wat u wanna lap so?? Farano weigh 85kg ooo..

*bring out my muscles*c i fit even cari 100kg dat 1 na smal tin

labodinho: Aunty chin chin... Oh! Sorry oooo,i mean Aunty Chizzy,no worry,i got an idea.U go hear?

Okay.This is it..







Do u agree to lap Miss farano on the Queen's thrown?? @ least na d same sit una go lap una self.

*thinkin*i go agre smal,bt na me go do d lapin

Kiingsolomon: #stands in their middle# ehm, wait dnt fytn ova that...

#turns to Oga physo# #prostrate# d wise one, make una leave her jare....


#turns to chizzy# do u knw wat?... When u looked straight into my eye-balls, I saw somethin great in Ur eyeballs... #Ehm, all is well!# ...now I declare u as d 2nd queen... #stretches hands# o ya, hug me!

i no wnt again jare

godofphysics: u don't seem to get it, do u? He's nt even makin u d 1st or 2nd 4 now. He just wan manage u as concubine. Understood?

Chineke!i don suffer oh

Kiingsolomon: U wan be d queen?... #stands up moves closer to her and looks at her, scrutinizing d works of God in her body# Okay, okay.... Na concubine remains for naa!, but If u take a very good care of my prince and I, I go promote u to 2nd Queen! Agreed?

*tinkin deeply*luk straight 2 ur eyeballs*I WAN BE 1ST NT 2ND

PrinceAdepoju: ehn? wetin u mean? na she wan marry my papa oo..me ah no dey dere oo

*cryin nd blowin nose*ha y u dey denie me*cari ak47 wif koboko*oya tlk true

PrinceAdepoju: WOW! dt wil be fun...hope u'll takecare of me sha

*whisperin*u wont regret it

Kiingsolomon: #Rings d bell!# o ya, prince... Royal family discussion time!... Who should be d queen, Farano?, cuz Asiko don choose to be d princess!

*wavin*ova here i wan be d queen

Any geography student in d rum*wavin*

*dong! Dong! Dong*clears throat*4 All of una wey neva collect ur Gce certificate 4rm 90s til 2011 2morrow is d lst dae,attendin 2 only 50 pple at ojo branch b4 alaba inter cme wif ur 2k 2passport nd result,u mst be at d place b4 8.dis is d message 4rm d Waecgods*Dong! Dong! Dong!*

labodinho: hold on for second list(Supplementary list 1)

so u r here also