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Leemzyy:
Lol okay but if i dont have seasonings,i actually add goat faeces or that of cow as substitution,make i still bring am?u know dat i'm a really nice girl

. Lolssssssssssss...

Leemzyy:
Yea not a problem i will bring it right away,but i dont cook without adding a spice of love portion,shey make i still bring am?

. Lols...U‘re damn 4ny. U shld b in Nollywood instead. Consider acting as a side hustle.
Ok, bring am. Me, I go chop d food lick fingers lick plate join sef.

In one word, it‘s diverstating!

Leemzyy:
Lol okay little daddy,same wishes 2 you,love you dadda

. My beautiful daughter 4rm the state of “Centre of Commerce“.
Tnx gr8ly.
I am blessed 2 hv U.

Leemzyy:
Lol that is good sir, but still with your years sir, its possible 2 give birth 2 me so am i permitted to address you as dad or still my usual sir?

. U ar free 2 do so daddy‘s gal, no hard feelings. Tnx 4 d feedback anywy.

Plz enjoy ur day which I wish shld b eventful n fulfilling.
Wil reach u later, beta.

Leemzyy:
Awwwn that means am lucky 2 be 1st,well thats nice of you sir,or...let me say dad, cus am quite sure you could give birth 2 me

. Lols no 1da, whn I noticed ur addressing Me as “Sir“, I smiled. I was lk, diz gal might b tinkn she‘s on wt one ooold man lk dat o.
But den, I smartly claimed d respect, afterrall I‘m a man in my mid 30 & still single. If such a man could gv birth 2 u, den u‘re nt just a baby dat I tot u were but a crawling toddler.

I was in Kano @ a tender age of 5-6yrs lk dat, did only prim. 2 den left 4 Kaduna 2 further.
Hweva, I claim d regard.

Gudmrng Dear
Hope ur 9th was peaceful.

Leemzyy:
Oh sorry 4 that sir,i mean what made you 1st interested in replying me?

. Ok, emm... I dont knw eida. It‘s just dat, I later realised u‘re a gud conversationist, innocent and social. Easy going gal. To encapsulate, it was fun 2 chat u up. Neva chatted anybody diz long on NL.

Leemzyy:
Awwn thanks sir,what made first you reply me?

. Pardon, I don‘t quite unstnd. Wat did u mean?

Leemzyy:
Lolsss! its nice having time with you sir,thanks

. Dat‘s bcoz, u‘re worth my tym. U‘re wlcm anyday.

Leemzyy:
Hmmm i think i got it already auhmm...ok..prosper!!

. YEAHHH!!! Big ups! Kudos. Finally finally. Dat‘s it.

Diz is wat u ought 2 hv understood 4rm d begining. Whn I put up dat Riddles, Dat, the ONLY tin everyone wants in lyf is 2 PROSPER in wateva he or she‘s doin. And dat includes U, Halima. Isn‘t it.
Now, dat‘s my name.
It‘s fun isn‘t it?
Cheers!

Leemzyy:
Or is prosper?or perfect?

. W- A- I- T a minute!!!
I didn‘t c diz o. Pls u must 4gv me. I just stumble on it now. When did u send diz?
Do u knw wat? One of these 2 name here is mine. Again, my apologies. I didn‘t c it on tym plz try 2 udstnd.

Howeva, u MUST get d rt one out of d 2. Tink again again n again b4 choosing.
Gudluck.

Leemzyy:
Yea you have some quite ideas about my region but i have no single idea about yours

. Lols com‘on, com of it babe. Hw on Earth is dat suposed 2 b my fault or cheating on my part agains u? I like changing environment so dat is. Even rt now, I am not in My State.

Typing 4rm Jalingo Taraba State rt now.
I freely mix wt d northerners without ant iota of discrimination. Coz, I blv dat if nt 4 religion, we are one.

Or eve seen any one wit 2 heads, 4 eyes, 2 nose, 4 ears 2mouths? Or maybe 4 legs and 4 hands? Or walking upside down?

Leemzyy:
Yea but its cheating naw

. Lolssssss but how do u mean?

Leemzyy:
Good luck tho!

. 10Q.

Leemzyy:
Lol cm'n naw

. Ok, ok Let me just let the Cat out of d Bag. D name is:
1st of all, do u agree dat I hv won u in d guess game?

Leemzyy:
Plx na,you have been in the north before so u have idea about their names but its the other way round for me,i am only stuck in the north

. Ok, ok, d name is...P******

Leemzyy:
Hmm does that mean no girls with those qualities anymore?

. Well, emm... I cannot totally say dat but, getting a girl of such qualities diz days is lk finding a Pin in a Bag of Sand.

Leemzyy:
Hmm i give up already am out of ideas,just tell me plss

. Nope! U must guess it on ur own. U didn‘t tell me ur name did U? So?
I even made it easier 4 u. By xplaning wat d name meant. In ur case, I guess the letter 6 still fished out d right name.
TRY AGAIN BABY GIRL.

Leemzyy:
Awwwn am sorry for bringing back sad memories,there are alot of angels and damsels,sure you gonna find one soon

. Its not all abt beauty even but Character, Charisma, Cleanliness, Charm, Compartibility. Cares etc.
I found all diz in her. U‘re telling Me I‘m gonna find anoda girl with such parckages? No, no, no. Dat is close 2 impossible.
Maybe in Planet Saturn but definitely, not in diz planet.

Leemzyy:
Hmm what reason is that?

. Eva befriended an Hausa beauty lk dat with dat name.
Infact, she is one of the MOST beautiful being on Planet Earth.

So much dat even where she stepped her foot on, radiates beauty. She‘s a wingless Angel.

Wld hv married her but her fada was d prblm. He was soooo strict abt religious difference as a stumbling block btw us gettn married.
I highly regretted it till diz very moment dat u‘re reading dis reply.
Don‘t knw weda I can still find such Queen again eva! (sad).

Leemzyy:
Lol i dont know christian names oo,okay uhmm... is it precious?or promise?

. Precious=8Letters
Promise= 7Letters

My name has 7Letters.
Overrall, u‘re still wrong. Neither of d 2 names here are mine.
Go 2ru my prevoius reply carefully n try again.
Wat is dat tin dat everyone wish n prays 4 including urself? Tink deeply baby girl.

Leemzyy:
Lol same to you sir,well i dont know abt her untill now

. Ok google it and find out better.

Now, I tink it‘s ur turn 2 guess my name which I will make very easy 4 u 2 guess.
I want 2 make it sound lk Riddles & Jokes. Dat way, u wld b able 2 guess it so easily, not lk the hell u made me go 2ru. (smile).
Now, I bear a Christian name with Seven letters begining with “P“.
Everyone alive breathing Air want & prays 2 hv Me and dat includes U.
WHAT IS MY NAME?
Your tym starts NOW...

Leemzyy:
It means gentle or endurance,well hauwa was my late sis name

. Oh sorry abt dat I neva knew tho.
May her gentle soul continue 2 RIP till U meet 2 part no more.

Looks lk ur family is a letter “H“ specs then.
The name Halima, reminds me of one of my Nollywood crush/ actress I like so much from, I tink Kogi state or somewhere lk dat, I‘m nt 2 sure tho.
But she‘s Halima Abubakar. Very talented and a black beauty 2 behold. Sexy n shapy figure.
Hapi Sunday 2 U Daddy‘s girl.

[quote author=Leemzyy post=131060750][/quote]. Still waiting...

Leemzyy:
Lol! you got that too easily! kudos

. Wow! Wow!! I knew it. Big ups 2 Meeee! Just seeing dis tho.
Do U knw wat? I chose Hauwa @ 1st, then on a 2nd tot, I change it 2 HALIMA coz, 4 Me, that sounds beta.
What a beautiful name u‘ve got.

Tho, I don‘t knw d meaning. Could U plz tell Me d meaning if U don‘t mind?

A man that was said to have lost an election is still pulling more crowd and causes a stir, wherever he goes.

While the misfit certificate forger and a shaking drugie sniffer that was declared winner is almost living in solitude in Aso Rock. With a curse of about 95% of thesame people he claimed to be reprenting. Interesting, istn‘t it?

Leemzyy:
Hhm finally you got it,its actually among these, but you still gat choose just the right one

. Kai... This feels like another JAMB o.
WHAT do I do now...? Emm...
Ok, dont worry, my tym will come 2.
HALIMA.

Malroux:
So Obi is the cause of the hardship in Nigeria? Hence the reason why people want to protest.

. You dey mind the Idiot?

Haaland21:
Hope u have your evidence.?

You are running your mouth like tap that has spoil, if hand should touch you now......Obi cant do anything.

Your parents go beg tire.......

. You killed him then.

onuman:
Bolded are words on marble.
Insane people must have voted for a political party that made Nigeria be recognised as official poverty capital of the world just before the last presidential election in Nigeria.

. Thanks for the back up comment. You are truly the son of your father. And one of the sane people I talked about.

Leemzyy:
Its great sorry 4 the late reply,well its non of the name u listed try another

. Last option and my best hausa female name starting with H is....
H A N A T U.
With a strong reason attatched to it.

Leemzyy:
Its great sorry 4 the late reply,well its non of the name u listed try another

. Sorry Dear, I fell asleep n cldnt reply U on tym.
Now, check dis out:
1. Hafsatu
2. Halima
3. Hauwa
4. Hajara
5. Habibah
NB. If non of these names is urs, then I give up coz, I am out of option.