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Leemzyy:
Happy juma'a,lol well am daddy's girl you got it but my name starts from letter "h" can you still guess that?

. How was ur day? Y did it tk U lk 4eva 2 reply?
Now, I tink I deserve som kudos 4 knowing U‘re a dady“s girl. N as 4 ur name starting wt d letter “H“ I tink I also tried on dat too coz, I suggested Hassana but Im sure now dat U‘re either Hadiza or Huseina.

Man of only the SANE people in Nigeria and around the World.
Not for some confused fellas supporting a known drug lord, the killer of Funsho Williams. One with dirty antecedent and questionable background and Biography.

Goodvibes007:
Mumu people.

. Oh, really? Well, I was actually searching for the right adjective to qualify all tinibu supporters and “BOOM“ you just helped me out with it.
Perfect.
Tnx.

Goodvibes007:
Mumu people.

. Oh, really? Well, I was actually searching for the right adjective to qualify all tinibu supporters and “BOOM“ you jus help me out.
Tnx.

CyrusVI:
Agulu Marksman is 63, that's far older than what the oldest youth should be

If u claim u wanted a younger president and a 63yo man is who you side with, Dem suppose flog u 20000 strokes

. Just listen to yourself. How old is that misfit in Aso Rock despite trying hard to fake his age as usual character.

What about the one b4 him? Just open your mouth waaaa...

If you oppose a 61 yrs old as being too old for the office yet supported and voted an 80yrs old who had reduced his age to 71 then your own problem is beyond hatred and I think you deserve 1Trillion strokes of the cane.

Leemzyy:
You didnt mention my name tho

. Hahaha... Dat would b difficult 2 knw straight on. Infact, I would need d power of a wizard 2 knw dat.
However, let Me just guess. Emm... U shld b Hassana or Dady‘s Girl, Lolsssss. [not gud at guessing o].
Thank God it‘s friday. Gudmrng & Barkar Da Juma‘a.

When a drunkard turn Pastor...

Leemzyy:
Lol,maybe i am

. I knew U‘re. Most Kano girls are naturally beautiful. I mean the real hausas girls o not all those “Beriberi“ ones o.
Then u‘ll hear sweet names like Amina, Usena, Aisha, Hadizah, Ladi, Saratu etc...

vanunu:
you can't get a decent meal with that

. Don‘t mind them. How much are those good for nothing lawmakers recieving at the end of the month? Almost N30M each! Can you beat that?

nonhuman:
it's like your own governanor have started paying his own 70k since yesterday

. Lols.

Strong man with WILL with an extraordinary amount of God‘s special grace and mercy.
A man that cheated death.

If you are reading my comment, any thing that represent Thomas Matthew Crooks in your life will continue to miss it‘s target against your life this month and beyond!

This what could be called, “Escaping death by the whiskers“
That crook of a guy was actually sent from the deepest pit of hell against Trump but thank God that the evil plans was thwafted.
What a narrow escape!

Mtcheeew! Gbosaa for N70K in a full month? What can that worth in present Nigeria?

Ok, now watch as some essential commodities in the market increase in price atronomically by this news just in less than 24Hrs from this day.
Imagine the kind of Nigeria they want us to hail.

Leemzyy:
You right but what made you think so?

. Like I said, by instinct.
You sound like a beautiful girl too. [smile].

Leemzyy:
Oh yea that was really long! they i haven't even dreamt of giving birth 2 me sef

. I knew it by instinct. I knew u can‘t b up to 23Yrs of age @ most. Tho, I stand 2 b corrected!

Leemzyy:
Gud morning,but what year was that? cux stuffs like that less do happen now,i haven't experience sort of that tho

. That was long b4 U were eva born. Talking abt close to 30 Yrs ago.
I think I agreed with U on d bit of calm abt d religious crisis or tension in dat state 4 now.

Leemzyy:
Kano state

. Interesting! I did my primary 2 there. After just a Year there, I was taken to Kaduna State to further.

Honestly, I missed Kano state. Apart from religious crisis that do erupt there from time to time, couple with those islamic police [Hisbah] that are attacking people‘s busuness anyhow, trying to make living difficult for some people especially visitors in the state, Kano is cool.
Goodmorning.

Leemzyy:
Am hausa by tribe and you?

. Idoma.
In some ways, I think I like Hausa. I mean the real Hausa. U“re Hausa from which state, if I may asked?

Like seriously? So they are only empolyable during election to be used as touts and dumped thereafter. I see...

After going through school up to the University, paid all payeable fees to thesame govt o?
This is the Nigeria they want us to hail according to tinibu anthem.

Like what colour of wickedness is this for BADness sake?

Leemzyy:
Are you from Tiv?

. No. Never! What about U? Like what tribe are U if U don‘t mind?

Leemzyy:
Yeah i'm a muslim,and all those you mentioned(cat,dog,bat,vulture,rat etc) are all haram in islam

. I see. I don‘t eat any of those animals either wheather haram or not. Deep down inside of Me, I knew U won‘t eat too but I just wanted to keep up the conversation going.
Trust me, almost every living thing is a delicacy in Tiv land. Ha, People dey o!

Leemzyy:
Lol nooo i can't eat those,and those are even haram 2 eat

. Haram? Says who? Listen, just to inform U that all the aforementioned animals up there are highly cherished among the Tiv tribe of Benue State.
Apart from Dog meat, there is virtually no meat an average Tiv man forbids. Do your finding to be double sure.

Again U talking about haram, are U a muslim?

Leemzyy:
Auhm...i really don't know oo

. Very well then, I want to take that to mean that aside Snake meat, U can eat every other meat eg... Cat, Rat, Bat, Vulcture, Frogs, Caterpillar, and maybe Dog etc.
However, I stand to be corrected! No hard feelings.

Leemzyy:
Hhm i see

. Now, apart from Snake meat which U detest so much, which other meat do U hate?

Leemzyy:
Hhm am speechless,isn't the snake better?

. You see?

Nijimog:
Chinese wey dey even chop squid, octopus(something wey get 8 legs), them go talk say it taste like chicken

. Make we no go too far sef. Lizard wey U know, na special meet among the Ibirom people of Jos Plateau state.
Infact, if U no be very special guest sef, them no go give U Lizard meat chop.
E dey hard to see red-head Lizard around there cos, na where e go hide untill e go come turn red head wey be say then no go catch am chop?
People dey chop things o...

Leemzyy:
OMG u 4 real?or is it not the chameleon that i know?

. Exactly dear. Chameleon that changes it‘s skin to any colour it comes across.
Now, U are surprise, aren‘t U?
What about people like the Chiness that eats all sort of rubbish including Cockroaches? In some cases, RAW!

Leemzyy:
Nah i can't even imagine myself tasting that shit,heard its delicious but still i can't

. Very well then. One man‘s meat is another man‘s poison they say.
Do U know that the “Bachama“ tribe in Adamawa State, eats Chameleon? Can U imagine that?

Leemzyy:
I have never even seen it before not to talk of tasting the soup

. Babe, then, I can assure U that, U are missing. It‘s very delicious. Speaking experiencially. A trial will convience you better.

Quodseverismete:
What is the nutritional value of snake

. Get the best lecture on that from Lala.