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Health / Re: #NoBraDay: Nigerians Mark No Bra Day 2023 by Chocoleen: 2:25pm On Oct 13, 2023
Oh sooo that’s the reason, I was eating at C.Rep today and I saw this MILf just walking with those nipple peeking. I had to shout Goddammmn
Health / Re: Doctors In The House Please HELP!!! (viewer Discretion Photo) by Chocoleen: 8:40pm On Feb 23, 2023
Pinkyposh:


Don't mind the guy..

I have ignored him since na.

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Health / Re: Doctors In The House Please HELP!!! (viewer Discretion Photo) by Chocoleen: 1:29pm On Feb 23, 2023
Anonymoususher:
Brother please try and have sex or masturbate.

To avoid prostrate cancer. I used to be a Churchill guy until one of my church member went down which prostrate cancer. Doctor advised to have regular ejaculation.

Don't allow religion destroy u. But be careful while going on with promiscuity


I go try de empty the Sack, thanks for your Advice I really appreciate.
Health / Re: Doctors In The House Please HELP!!! (viewer Discretion Photo) by Chocoleen: 1:25pm On Feb 23, 2023
TRANQ:
Nothing is wrong with you, your sperm bank is very full. Very in bold.

If you take yoghurt, stop taking it and most especially milk. For your back pain, start lifting weight and add squatting to your fitness routine.

Stop taking your money to the hospital, enroll in a gym and thank me later.

I’ll advise you to game few girls below your smv and discharge your juice and make sure you use a condom while at it.

Gracias bro

Salúd!
Health / Re: Doctors In The House Please HELP!!! (viewer Discretion Photo) by Chocoleen: 1:25pm On Feb 23, 2023
rowosky:
This werey post him semen for nairaland ni sha🤨
Discretion de the Topic No worry grin

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Health / Re: Doctors In The House Please HELP!!! (viewer Discretion Photo) by Chocoleen: 1:22pm On Feb 23, 2023
007sulesule:


Oga what more input do you need than this. all those quack hospitals just milk you dry of your hard earned money. The above explanations gives you exactly what is wrong with you. In a layman's language.. Too much sperms that needs to be evacuated from your prostate gland. I don't advise masturbating. Look for sweet street girl begin discharge am out . Make I warned you . You had better use condoms oh. You see that thing , by any chance e rub for that girl kpekus. Bele straight and Na tripplet. De play. you are perfectly normal. Na lack of knacking, sex activities na him be your problem. Continue to de do your self. Virgin my black ass. Who Virgin epp? E go soon turn automic bumb for your body b4 u no.


Ahhhhhhh grin grin grin
Abeg take an easy no vex

Triplet
Atomic bomb

Sha thank you for the Advice! Them no go see my money again!

Health / Re: Doctors In The House Please HELP!!! (viewer Discretion Photo) by Chocoleen: 1:06pm On Feb 23, 2023
FromTopToBottom:
..

You think of sex most of the time, either how you are still a virgin, or how you intend to back when you finally back

Well yes I do think of sex but not most of the time.
And na true if I hold my wife, she go collect wotowoto! Because wetin I de pass through Omo no JOY at the moment I no go lie you.
Health / Re: Doctors In The House Please HELP!!! (viewer Discretion Photo) by Chocoleen: 1:02pm On Feb 23, 2023
Uniquetani1:



I dey notice say you dey do advert for hospitals.
Ambassador of Kelina and Primus hospitals, your body part needs sexual exercise. If you can't get married, buy a sex doll.

Advert for Hospital wey Rip me ?

Sex Doll ke?? I rather go de watch blue film buy Good Vaseline grin
Health / Re: Doctors In The House Please HELP!!! (viewer Discretion Photo) by Chocoleen: 12:58pm On Feb 23, 2023
Archie30:


Check these. And google search shops local to you.

https://www.goldenneedleonline.com/Ba-Zheng-San-GN102.html
https://accessholistichealth.com/shop/ba-zheng-san

Generally, you can find them online...check eBay, Etsy and Amazon etc. Depending on where you stay, check local Chinese herbal shops.

Thank you
Health / Re: Doctors In The House Please HELP!!! (viewer Discretion Photo) by Chocoleen: 12:57pm On Feb 23, 2023
Escobar98:
I've literally been experiencing the same over the years. For my own case the likely causes have been ruled out. Large prostate is often the causes. When the stool is hard, it often presses the prostate which is likely enlarged then pushes some semen from the prostate to the urethra that then pops out.

Since possible causes have been ruled out, doctor conjectured that, since I started masturbating at 9 and I'm now 22, my prostate is used to getting full rapidly because of the frequent needs. So it makes it full very often. Then a slight press on it by the stool makes it push semen to the urethra.

For you it might be because you haven't had sex that makes the urethra full(provided that your prostate is not enlarged or diseased)

How are you holding up comrade ?
Try this method someone shared with me take more fluids (Water) not Soda and more fruits also to help Soften the Stool.

Las las we go de Alright

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Health / Re: Doctors In The House Please HELP!!! (viewer Discretion Photo) by Chocoleen: 12:52pm On Feb 23, 2023
HONNESSTY:
my brother I share your pain too, I have been living with this condition for more than 26 yrs ago now, am having the same symptoms as u. Av been to several hospitals on this without a cure, which made me not to worry myself anymore. Just relax brother is nothing serious. Pls my advice to u is, stop taking drugs because of this condition. The reason is, those drugs may have some side effects that may affect your vital organs like kidney, liver etc.

Now I can have a relief, Glad I brought this issue to the Forum.

At least now I know say na Excess KONJI de cause all this thing.

We gather de Comrade no shaking, thanks.

Health / Re: Doctors In The House Please HELP!!! (viewer Discretion Photo) by Chocoleen: 12:46pm On Feb 23, 2023
priceactionx:
How often do you have erection and wet dreams?.

Erection ? grin a movie with Sexual Scene sef Go make chairman wan rise.
Fvcckk it infact Seeing TEMS big Nyash sef chairman go one misbehave cry

Wet Dreams ? trice in a month some times twice a week sef
Health / Re: Doctors In The House Please HELP!!! (viewer Discretion Photo) by Chocoleen: 12:35pm On Feb 23, 2023
gassbee:
staph no send weda u b virgin or not

Okay now you don de put for my body!
Health / Re: Doctors In The House Please HELP!!! (viewer Discretion Photo) by Chocoleen: 12:34pm On Feb 23, 2023
iyimide:
Its definitely prostate inflammatory disease.

Remove the prostate. Thank me later..

Please can you Elaborate.
Health / Re: Doctors In The House Please HELP!!! (viewer Discretion Photo) by Chocoleen: 12:30pm On Feb 23, 2023
Archie30:
I do not think this is sinister. When I was a virgin I had something similar. Mine was trigger by tension. Back then, I will be having tests and exams and boom, I will discharge. The doctor said at that time it's scrotal torture and that I'm naturally having excessive sperm production. It stopped when I became sexually active. I will however advise to try the Chinese herbal medicine called Ba Zheng San in case you have UTI. Ba Zheng San great for UTI affecting your bladder. It's more like a heat intervention. Then, bro drink a lot of fluid. Water each waking up morning. Avoid too much yoghurt, spice food and exercise like you ll be the next Naija Olympic star.

Thank you sir, where can one get this Ba Zheng San?
This is my first time hearing those words
Health / Re: Doctors In The House Please HELP!!! (viewer Discretion Photo) by Chocoleen: 12:28pm On Feb 23, 2023
kalmebad:


When all defiled every medication...try the greatest Physician...Almighty God. Do u believe that what He cannot do does not exist? Join NSPPD every morning on youtube from 7am...come with faith and walk away with your miracle. It can only cost you data... . You will testify. See u at d alter of fire. Powered by ...Pastor Jerry Eze. Streams of Joy Ministries.

Thanks for your input
Health / Re: Doctors In The House Please HELP!!! (viewer Discretion Photo) by Chocoleen: 12:15pm On Feb 23, 2023
KosiGee:


I think @highways has given you a full diagnosis and explanation as to what you might be going through. At 32 and a virgin….respect sir.

I’m not sure who referred you for CT scan. You’ve wasted money and taken unnecessary radiation for nothing. You don’t have abdominal pains, nothing is wrong with your bladder…your Kidney function test shows you are normal…just that you have regular discharge during your no 2…

You can’t beat or defeat nature sir….there is so much that your disciplined and ascetic self can overcome but when you sleep….nature takes it’s course and you’ll wake up spilling those juice or when your physiological processes decides to help you maintain homeostasis. Your tank is full….
Make sure that hand and finger is washed properly. You don’t want to be the first man to impregnate a woman by fingering.

grin

Thanks for your input sir, I appreciate.

Health / Re: Doctors In The House Please HELP!!! (viewer Discretion Photo) by Chocoleen: 12:11pm On Feb 23, 2023
okrikaboi:
You're a virgin at 32? That's your balls freeing themselves of the pressure you put them through all these years! Have mercy on your balls.

I will very Soon, they should have patience, na all of us go enjoy las las

Health / Re: Doctors In The House Please HELP!!! (viewer Discretion Photo) by Chocoleen: 12:10pm On Feb 23, 2023
gassbee:
The OP does not know that he has contacted staph


Bruuuh! Abeg o!

No wish your fellow comrade like this na, haba cheesy cheesy

Na Virgin I say I be no be person I kill Biko!

Health / Re: Doctors In The House Please HELP!!! (viewer Discretion Photo) by Chocoleen: 12:07pm On Feb 23, 2023
foxe:


Based on the symptoms you have described, it is possible that you have a condition called prostatitis, which is an inflammation of the prostate gland. Prostatitis can cause penile discharge, difficulty urinating, split urine, and lower back pain. It can also be caused by bacteria, which would explain why antibiotics have been prescribed in the past.

However, it's important to note that other conditions could also be causing your symptoms, such as a urinary tract infection (UTI) or a sexually transmitted infection (STI). Even if you are not sexually active, you could still contract an STI through non-sexual means, such as sharing personal items like towels or undergarments with someone who is infected.

It's concerning that you have been experiencing these symptoms for several months and have not received a clear diagnosis. I would recommend seeking a second opinion from a urologist or an infectious disease specialist who can perform more specialized tests and provide a more targeted treatment plan. In the meantime, continue to practice good hygiene, avoid sharing personal items with others, and stay well-hydrated.

I intend going to the JABI specialist a Nairalander mentioned earlier after election for one more last attempt. I think to is time around I would just ask to be recommended to a Urologist Direct!

Thanks for taking your time to read through and I appreciate the advice and suggestions!
Health / Re: Doctors In The House Please HELP!!! (viewer Discretion Photo) by Chocoleen: 12:03pm On Feb 23, 2023
sharpwriter:

Then na sperm over full grin

But did those doctors do blood test on you for various common sexual or toilet disease before prescribing those antibiotics or they only did the usual prescription from explanation?

It was after Test, I guess to help fight infections before their incoming

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Health / Re: Doctors In The House Please HELP!!! (viewer Discretion Photo) by Chocoleen: 12:00pm On Feb 23, 2023
sharpwriter:

Perhaps you should see a urologist and explain everything to him.

Seen one. After taking my urine sample he said everything is fine. He just gave me some drugs for the Split Urine and explain the cause from sperm trying to go out for fresh Air after I told him I was a Virgin.


Thanks for your input I really appreciate!

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Health / Re: Doctors In The House Please HELP!!! (viewer Discretion Photo) by Chocoleen: 11:55am On Feb 23, 2023
Majesty33:
Its nothing and have no effect as i have seen someone with similar experience of your age and also a virgin that have had that same issue but with time, it will go by itself.

Thanks to Nairaland a Doctor contacted me and explained similar to what you are saying.

I Really appreciate your input!
Health / Re: Doctors In The House Please HELP!!! (viewer Discretion Photo) by Chocoleen: 11:54am On Feb 23, 2023
AgentGoat:


The fuvk menh?

Nothing is wrong with you. This is semen. Wasting your money up and down

LoL I don learn the Hard way, na why I bring the topic come here!
Health / Re: Doctors In The House Please HELP!!! (viewer Discretion Photo) by Chocoleen: 11:52am On Feb 23, 2023
pedel:
First, stop taking antibiotics. There is no evidence of bacterial infection.
You need to change your diet.
Eat alot of fiber rich food.
You are putting alot of pressure on your testes and epididymis.
If you are of age, get married and start having sex regularly. That's the solution to your excessive sperm production and storage.
Talk to a doctor.
Thanks chief

Thanks to Nairaland a Doctor contacted me and explained similar to what you are saying.
Health / Re: Doctors In The House Please HELP!!! (viewer Discretion Photo) by Chocoleen: 11:46am On Feb 23, 2023
hotspec:
. I'll advise u get sexually active and observe d changes over d next few weeks.

Thanks for your input and Advice sire!

But the above is what I just can’t, not that I am claiming to be holy born again whatever, BUT!

When it comes to sex I have this INTROVERT FEELING like I just want to have Sex with my Wife only and no one else.

Without that feeling I have been given Green light to the limit I almost got blind
grin
Infact this one is even more like those Airplane Traffic controllers looking direct and pointing towards the direction I should land Free of charge angry
Chairman go wan stand na me go calm am down by fire by force pretending not to see the Signal.

I have lost so many a female Friends due to this, some even went as far as saying
“I am not man Enough”
“Am gaYy”
“My Dickson don’t work, even after seeing the Chairman Getting angry standing Galant with a Salute when I wake from sleep”


For now I guess I would just let nature take it course!


Thanks for the advice, I really appreciate!
Health / Re: Doctors In The House Please HELP!!! (viewer Discretion Photo) by Chocoleen: 11:27am On Feb 23, 2023
GeoAfrikana:

This looks like normal stuff.

Even a married man will see this stuff if he stays away from his wife for two weeks straight.

Please stop taking drugs. Don't kill yourself.

That said, I pray God blesses you so that you can get married soon enough. 32 years is huge.

This was same answer another doctor suggested which I thought is a bluff.

For now I would try the FMC JABI someone in here recommended after Election! If still same answer I would just channel the worries to something more financially beneficial.
But still on still
Thank you Sir I really appreciate.

Bless you too!

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Health / Re: Doctors In The House Please HELP!!! (viewer Discretion Photo) by Chocoleen: 11:18am On Feb 23, 2023
tonididdy:

Tho I don’t understand all this grammar up there
But I think I know what’s sup with you
But firstly I have to confirm ?
Is this discharge from your anus or your Penix?

If it’s from your penix, I think it’s normal
It’s semen

Penix

tonididdy:

Also correct me if I’m wrong, this happens when your poop is slightly stronger or harder.
Exactly most times I notice the discharge is when the stool is a bit strong/harder
And yes when the Stool is stronger and hard that’s when I notice the discharge

tonididdy:

Cause: your body is sex starved.
I just wonder why none of the docs told you not to panic lol dem just use you dey cash@

Bro I just taya, na why I bring the case come Forum.
Health / Re: Doctors In The House Please HELP!!! (viewer Discretion Photo) by Chocoleen: 9:11am On Feb 23, 2023
jasent:

Yu mean you have been masturbating since then,or you stopped 11years ago?

Ah abeg o
I stopped 11years ago sir grin

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Health / Re: Doctors In The House Please HELP!!! (viewer Discretion Photo) by Chocoleen: 9:10am On Feb 23, 2023
sharpwriter:

Then na sperm over full grin

But did those doctors do blood test on you for various common sexual or toilet disease before prescribing those antibiotics or they only did the usual prescription from explanation?

Blood
Urine
Stool
Swab
CT


All

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Health / Re: Doctors In The House Please HELP!!! (viewer Discretion Photo) by Chocoleen: 9:08am On Feb 23, 2023
chatinent:

Ok, sorry, continue asking Nairaland users.

SMH, why are Nigerians like this?
What do you mean by continue asking Nairaland Users.
Wait are you saying Doctors don’t visit nairaland or what ?
Even if no doctors someone might have a doctor friend and might tell him what I wrote, a solution can be given.
Don’t forget this is a forum where people discuss other serious issues not just Politics or BB9ja

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Health / Re: Doctors In The House Please HELP!!! (viewer Discretion Photo) by Chocoleen: 9:01am On Feb 23, 2023
jasent:

Do you masturbate?

Yes 11years ago!

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