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Albertone:
What are you typing??!!

The baboons I know have smarter brains than this na!!

I can see you know nothing apart from troll and trying to prove handsome, which is not written in your profile.
Pls go read about Astrology and stop embarrassing yourself.

Albertone:
What do I want to do with your frog eyes??
You saw my full picture,but you dare not post your full picture.The day you try it,the whole Nairaland will drag you.You have no idea how weird you look like.

You have an eye problem(can't recognize a fine boy),you don't believe me that you have an eye problem.Maybe a third party telling you same will make you go seek help.

Punk!

If you like smash the mountains with your head.

I will never consider you alluring or good looking Albertone no matter the thousands of mentions you give me . It is just your headache.

Some people self. Not all animals are sent after you.

Long time Mrcork? Siofra our Mr is back.

We have ass bigger than this. And Ma'am , urs is fake.

No be today. I don't even have a Man to put down.

Albertone:
So low self esteem made you to post only your eyes.You dey fear albertone dragging

shut up
you are fugly. the appearance of my shining almond eyes alone beat your over all appearance. Go check on almond eyes [since I have educated you on horizontal body ].


And did I hear you say " Low self esteem ".
Dude you are the one with that.By saying that we should involve third party who is not a troll. Why? .To prove you right? . And why still looking for that online since you got all the praises offline?.
Why aren't you satisfied with that?.

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Albertone:
Remove the log in your eyes first.
Baboon calling someone else ugly?

Why should I? BLOBFISH.
you are not appealing to me. I said it and I will continue to.

hahaha @bolded.

Drown in the sorrows.
Again look at the baboon eyes.

You no go rest on this forum.
Let me leave work,I promise you 13 mentions today.

Do whatever you want to.
You are fugly.

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Albertone:
I'm not expecting everyone to like me.
Generally speaking,those who like me are more than those who don't.
I get hit on by the female folks numerous times.

But you,you only get hit on by almajiri boys, terrorists,fulani herdsmen and so on.

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You are fugly.

Albertone:
So this is what Choilila passes through

If you like quote me for eternity, you are fugly.
The more you quote me, the more you are pissed because I don't find your attractive.

Albertone:
It is rack not crack. Go school,you say na banter you wan banter.
Better join Almajiri to beg Money so you can do plastic surgery.

As long as you understand my points, none of my business.

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Albertone:
Stop the double standards shii.
You can't be ugly and be calling people ugly.

I told you to pick a judge to judge my pics.Lets see how you're the one with an eye defect.

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No alluring.

Albertone:
That guy is nothing special.He is just an average guy like me.He just keeps his beards and he is light skinned.Sicko!

I can see you are jealous.
And the low self-esteem in you is ready showing off.

Ok since he's light skinned with beards, Look at those ones. They are beardless neither light skinned . But have the sharp features for the perfect face.

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Albertone:
Yeah.You use pictures of people that will never notice you till you leave earth.

A man is not judged by looks but by his ability to provide(his pocket).But women are judged by their attractiveness.
You are unattractive.Even lowlifes will steer clear of you.

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You are fugly.
keep crying, please Crack your brain for more comebacks.

Albertone:
Say something else.

You so ugly you've been winning most ugly person in the world competition since you were born.

Childish Gemini you are fugly.
I'm not dragging words with you. I'm just honest.

Albertone:
I knew it!
Something was masturbating rigorously and vigorously to my picture last night.I felt it,I never knew it was an ape.
You had to quickly save fineboy's picture on your phone

Why will you ever want me to resemble those mallams that fvck you for 50 naira per round?
They married you off to terrorists so you can be useful for once in your life.

Boobs?No!
Ass?No!
Beauty?No!
Thick thighs?No!
Wide hips?No!
Figure 8?No!
Damn!You can only be useful to malos.

you are fugly.
I don't masturbate.
Even if I want to I will use people like this.
I just screenshot you pic to point out the features you lack to be appealing to me.

Albertone:
Is that why you ran away from your previous monikers??
I'm your worst nightmare

Stop feeling special.
I didnt run away because of you.

Albertone:
I don't need to appeal to you.Not interested in orangutans either.

Who first started the quoting? So you're tired now,eh?You never see anything!

Those with the appealing features your like have high standards and will never come down to your level.You can only masturbaté vigorously to their pictures,you can never have them.

That guy is nothing special.He is just an average guy like me.He just keeps his beards and he is light skinned.Sicko!

The emboldened is bull crap coming from a quack nurse.
We have different body types such as Horizontal body type,Vertical body type,Triangle body type,Linear body type,Bombshell body type.
These body types are largely dependent on genetics.There is no hard rule that states a tall person must have long torso and short legs and vice versa.
Take that idea back into your maggot infested pussy.

You,a baboon descendant,aren't appealing to the sight yet,you are saying a guy doesn't appeal or whatever.
Ain't that double standards??

my baboon abeg rest..
You are not appealing to me.
You don't have sharp jawline,deep set of eyes neither high cheekbones bones.
With you sour face like a flour consuming a large amount of oil. Teeth like opener, flat nose spreading out like a branches of tree.

Albertone:
You were the one yapping about me not being like the guys you like.

Yes, you are not like the guys I like.
Not everyone sees beauty in a every person, like I don’t see anything alluring in you.

don't want a bitch to like me either.

Then you can stop quoting my moniker around every thread on NL for cheap attentions and notifications about you.

Those guys, you can only crush on them.One,they are mostly celebrities you only see on tv or online.Two, if they aren't celebs,their status is way higher than yours.They will only relate with their kind not a low life.

None of my business with one's status or influence.
I go with the definition of appealing features they have.


Look at the pic below. He's not a celebrity, just a Nairalander, I knew nothing about.

The order day, I was stating the features I find attractive in Men which most Nigerian men lack but can be found in other races and other part of Africa especially the north and east .
And guess what? he proved me that not all Men lack that in Nigeria.
And the moment he dropped the picture, I swear I appreciated him and told him "you are lucky enough to have to sharp features".


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So keep your childish infatuation and face reality.

I willingly posted my picture for you to confirm my handsomeness.It's unfortunate that it's only abokis,bandits,boko haram that you appreciate.

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Albertone keep your sorrows, you are not good enough to appeal me.
Stop trying to force me to accept your order.

Short torso vs long legs.What is unusual about that?Most tall people are like that so??

Go learn about horizontal body.

Horizontal Body Shape is the relationship between your chest, waist and hips to legs .
Tall people can have long body and short legs [vice versa ]
Short people can have short body vs long legs [vice versa ]

Are men required to have ass, handsome face, thick thighs that I have?

you are fugly
Stop with long episode, I can feel the pains of trying to prove urself.

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Albertone:
Are you also an angel with charming features that can collapse a heart?

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If I'm like those men you claim to like and I posted my picture, you'll still be the one to say it's fake.

maybe the picture you posted wasn't urs.
If so, why are you complaining? or why did you decided to post it after 2years of the battle?
You are not as good as the men I like.

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You should first be disappointed in yourself for being the opposite of pulchritudinous.
Even my dog can't be attracted to you.
Till you leave this forum, I'll continue to be your nightmare until

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Lol, and you neither have those.
I still add them in my alluring features.
from your pic I can tell that you have short torso vs long legs which result to none of the below you mentioned.
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you become fine,have ass,hips and thick thighs.

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You are not Allure to me.
pls stop crying.

Albertone:
Pick any known Nairalander as a judge and let the person tell If I'm good looking or not.Since eye dey pain you.Don't pick a troll.

You call someone ugly meanwhile I'm doubting if it's really the God that created humans that created you.Cos you are misfit.You're edo but the edo people I know are pretty.
Maybe it's cos it's fulani men that bang you.

Albertone you are fugly no Allure of attraction.
Stop all this.
since 2020 I thought I was bragging with an angel with charming features that can collapse a heart not knowing it was one black monkey.

Seriously I'm very disappointed.

Albertone:
So you have no right to call me ugly or whatever.We all know you're the ugly one here.

Please go for plastic surgery.You are scaring Nairalanders off this forum.You look like the offspring of a gorilla and an alien.

Kiaaa you have to quoted X2.
Albertone seriously sorry, you are really fugly.

I thought Yorubas are all good looking until I saw your picture. people compliment you for your looks, how true With your black forehead like coal and the flat lying nose that spread out like that of a tree branches.

Aswear you are not near to my definition of good looking

Lol.

Albertone:
Eiiii I almost forgot you.
I'm tired right now but I promised to have your time today.

So here is the fine boy you wanted to see(to be taken down soon)
Can your boyfriend ever??

I thought I have been chatting with someone that looked like those men in my photos with manly appearances.

Seriously you are not looking good in my eyes..
No sexual aruro.
Well none of my business since Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.



And I don't have a boyfriend, but the male circle around me are better looking than you.

Nigerians have relocate to Kenya.

Sorry.

It seems like the wahala I witnessed this morning.
Are you the only?

modified
You are not the one.

Wahala V's Teen.

teeshet:
are you a virgin

Any problems?

Seriously Nigerians have that particular smell. And sometimes it can makes me wanna to puke.

SARSCoV2:
The same rapture they told Ajayi Crowther, Osofa, Peter Omolola, and Idahosa. Till date rapture is not here.

Your kids and great grand kids will also wait for same rapture.

Wake up! It’s a slavery tool!

“Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none buy ourselves can free our minds”

-Bob Marley

My guy rest..
Iike I said " your believe is not same as mine [vice versa ]"
I have people who share mine, same as yours.